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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#1 - 2011-10-21 12:30:09 UTC
Old CCP Implant on pod kill mail? Impossible!
New CCP Our secret weapon Masterplan will work that out in 48 hours, no problem.

Old CCP Lag? There is no lag and your Petition is denied MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
New CCP We are aggressively working to reduce lag and have been monitoring what causes most of it and done some fixes. Also we will have our pimp daddy coder CCP Veritas make Time Dilation to at least make it fair for the players n the advent they experience soul crushing lag.

Old CCP Gallente ships ARE balanced they do the most damage!!1!!oneone!2!
New CCP We are actively looking at balancing issues.

Old CCP Supers are not game breaking and working as intended
New CCP A super nerf is long overdue.

Old CCP Logoff mechanics are a feature that is working as intended, deal with it
New CCP Logging off should not be a valid tactic that lets one ignore combat that is underway.

Old CCP Let them eat cake!
New CCP The estrangement from CCP that many of you have been feeling of late is my fault, and for that I am truly sorry. (THANK YOU HILLMAR)

Old CCP We'll knock their socks with "Odins Eye of Final Blow +10 animated ocular implants for three easy payments of $99.99
New CCP "There are no plans to introduce gold ammo"

Old CCP We will take our limitless supply of cash and let eve coast along while we work on Vampire game for the Emo set. New CCP We are redistrubitng our people to focus on our #1 priority-Eve online.

Hmmm
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#2 - 2011-10-21 12:35:32 UTC
Old CSM : _____
New CSM : _____
Eve Players (make the most noise with their subs)

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Cedar Locus
Fleet 2 die
#3 - 2011-10-21 12:50:04 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Old CCP Implant on pod kill mail? Impossible!
New CCP Our secret weapon Masterplan will work that out in 48 hours, no problem.

Old CCP Lag? There is no lag and your Petition is denied MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
New CCP We are aggressively working to reduce lag and have been monitoring what causes most of it and done some fixes. Also we will have our pimp daddy coder CCP Veritas make Time Dilation to at least make it fair for the players n the advent they experience soul crushing lag.

Old CCP Gallente ships ARE balanced they do the most damage!!1!!oneone!2!
New CCP We are actively looking at balancing issues.

Old CCP Supers are not game breaking and working as intended
New CCP A super nerf is long overdue.

Old CCP Logoff mechanics are a feature that is working as intended, deal with it
New CCP Logging off should not be a valid tactic that lets one ignore combat that is underway.

Old CCP Let them eat cake!
New CCP The estrangement from CCP that many of you have been feeling of late is my fault, and for that I am truly sorry. (THANK YOU HILLMAR)

Old CCP We'll knock their socks with "Odins Eye of Final Blow +10 animated ocular implants for three easy payments of $99.99
New CCP "There are no plans to introduce gold ammo"

Old CCP We will take our limitless supply of cash and let eve coast along while we work on Vampire game for the Emo set. New CCP We are redistrubitng our people to focus on our #1 priority-Eve online.


fallout is that you?
Cunane Jeran
#4 - 2011-10-21 12:59:19 UTC
Long live the new CCP tbh.
DarkAegix
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2011-10-21 13:17:10 UTC
If the rumours about ship skins and new nebulae are true.....

Smile
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#6 - 2011-10-21 14:12:42 UTC
DarkAegix wrote:
If the rumours about ship skins and new nebulae are true.....

Smile



My guess is that things will be rolling out at or ahead of schedule. There are robust deployments headed our way in terms of fixes etc I think, based on what I see in Devblogs.

Hmmm
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#7 - 2011-10-21 14:30:08 UTC
All those things are great, but did you come up with those ideas all by yourselves or have they all come from years of feedback from the player base?

CCP has known about all of these issues and decided to implement them with a push from the CSM, after and only after they took approximately a 10% hit to their to revenue, and decided to hold back the development of one of their side projects.

Thank you for doing your part.



Slade
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#8 - 2011-10-21 14:38:51 UTC
Darius, you drunk?

Give me some of that, son!

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#9 - 2011-10-21 14:47:41 UTC
Renan Ruivo wrote:
Darius, you drunk?

Give me some of that, son!



I am drunk with the sweet joy of seeing CCP wake up to the facts.

Hmmm
Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-10-21 15:17:53 UTC
Apparently the "old" CCP would not implement jack if it did not fit into the master plan.

The new CCP realized that planting sprouts that *might* turn into magnificent trees one day in the future is not helping much when a cold winter is already knocking at your door.

Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook 

Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#11 - 2011-10-21 15:21:57 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Renan Ruivo wrote:
Darius, you drunk?

Give me some of that, son!



I am drunk with the sweet joy of seeing CCP wake up to the facts.


'preachin, brother.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Lipbite
Express Hauler
#12 - 2011-10-21 15:42:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Lipbite
Paradox is players made new CCP better by cutting its funding from subscriptions by unsubscribing (20% of accounts? 30%?)

I bet EVE will be much more awesome game by amount of new features and innovations if more players unsubscribe.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#13 - 2011-10-21 15:56:56 UTC
You should totally go leak some more info about it.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden