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DerpWaffe - Recruiting PvP Pilots
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Qania
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-11-15 21:05:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Qania
DerpWaffe is looking for pilots new and old that are looking for small scale low and 0.0 PvP.


What we are looking for:


* US and EU time zone players
* 18+ years old
* Sense of humor and thick skin
* Understanding of the basics of PvP
* Have no problems being a pirate
* Players that understand how to self sufficiently maintain their income while being a pirate.


What we offer:


* PvP in low and 0.0
* Minmatar Fac War
* Corp Mumble, Forums & KB
* Tight knit community of players
* New player friendly
* Logistics support
* Depression, loss mails, and frustration
* Functional alcoholics with no shame
* Neutral corp for alts.

*Killboard

Please join 'DerpWaffe Pub' and speak with us if you are interested
Dark Klotz
Take A Wish Foundation
CAStabouts
#2 - 2012-11-16 15:33:33 UTC
From an ex Derpwaffian, I approve of this message.

Co-CEO - Virulent Resolve
Abraham Moneybags
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-11-16 19:54:35 UTC
Confirmed you will lose your spaceships and self respect.
Thelma Thunderfanny
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-11-16 21:30:51 UTC
Ever considered bringing your corporation into Goons? We'd love to have you.

o_O
Abraham Moneybags
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-11-16 22:31:42 UTC
Well now that you mention it...
Qania
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-11-16 23:36:52 UTC
Free colonoscopy for every new member Pirate
Qania
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-11-18 00:52:56 UTC
Le bump