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The Right to AFK Mine - The Dystopia of 2015 is coming

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Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#21 - 2012-11-13 13:50:55 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Roll

Oh well! Live and learn! Big smile


And like all so called "revolutuions", the proveldtariot starts to come apart form the inside 1st......



Hard to come apart when you're not on the same page. I'm still waiting for the manifesto :(
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#22 - 2012-11-13 13:51:45 UTC
These poor mentally deranged miners are the ones the New Order seeks to save
Rek Seven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-11-13 13:54:26 UTC
They make T1 mining barges you know...

The wishlist is pretty much complete...
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2012-11-13 13:54:54 UTC
and somehow this scenario is less

chilling

than the ice a million degenerate afk bot aspirants would be greedily hoarding were it not for the work of the Saviour of Highsec, James 315
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#25 - 2012-11-13 13:55:11 UTC
Rek Seven wrote:
They make T1 mining barges you know...


They aren't even that far behind their T2 brothers. When I bother to mine anymore it's with T1 barges. More cost effective.
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-11-13 13:57:40 UTC
ps CoolCoolCoolCoolCool
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#27 - 2012-11-13 14:01:28 UTC
Goonspiracy/Goonception rises its hideous hydralike head again in GD.

OP, look at this picture, take its advice

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Ghazu
#28 - 2012-11-13 14:09:45 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Roll

Oh well! Live and learn! Big smile

Hey Anslo, what's working with a troll like?

http://www.minerbumping.com/ lol what the christ https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2299984#post2299984
Anslo
Scope Works
#29 - 2012-11-13 14:10:51 UTC
Ghazu wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Torvin, that doesn't mean spam GD. That meant use photoshop Roll

Oh well! Live and learn! Big smile

Hey Anslo, what's working with a troll like?


Well, it's pretty interesting. He smells a lot like mold from under a bridge though Sad It stinks the office up a bit. It's a nice office too! Right in the middle of a city in Vittenyn! We're considering talking to him about his...problem... Shocked

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Terrorfrodo
Interbus Universal
#30 - 2012-11-13 14:16:31 UTC
Those bumbers and counter-bumpers seem to be a peculiar little subculture in EVE. I imagine a conversation with someone who doesn't play EVE and asks what you do in your free time.

I might say: "I play EVE, it's a spaceship game with spaceship fights and I blow other peoples' spaceships up or get blown up myself." And he might say: "Hmkay, sounds like fun, if one is into videogames."

The bumber says: "I play EVE, it's a spaceship game, and I bump other peoples' ships around with my own ship all day."
The counter-bumper says: "I play EVE, it's a spaceship game, and I bump the ships of other people around as a punishment for bumping the ships of still other people around."
And the dude says "Hmkay." Shocked

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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#31 - 2012-11-13 14:23:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Mara Pahrdi
ShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

Epic thread. I'm mining myself occasionally. But after reading this here, I may consider joining this miner bumping thing instead with an alt. Just to see how far away these proveld guys are. And for the lulz.

Remove standings and insurance.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2012-11-13 14:24:20 UTC
Torvin Yulus wrote:
the right to afk mine

The future of 2015 is coming, do not let it happen!
PRoveldetariat!

Skipped unnecessary spam.
i think this is enough.

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-11-13 14:29:21 UTC
That was a bad post. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself & whoever taught you English should also be ashamed.

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Torvin Yulus
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-11-13 14:30:50 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
That was a bad post. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself & whoever taught you English should also be ashamed.


oh come at me evil goonie

i won't let you oppress our comrades any longer. the proveldteriat revolution is at hand.

im a pubby and im proud
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#35 - 2012-11-13 14:32:23 UTC
Sorry man. You blew your load too early. Even your partner in crime knows you are a troll now.
Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-11-13 14:39:00 UTC
Torvin Yulus wrote:
the right to afk mine
....stuff....

The future of 2015 is coming, do not let it happen!
PRoveldetariat!

Stop making these stupid threads, ffs.

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-11-13 14:39:31 UTC
Torvin Yulus wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
That was a bad post. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself & whoever taught you English should also be ashamed.


oh come at me evil goonie

i won't let you oppress our comrades any longer. the proveldteriat revolution is at hand.


You're quite welcome to rally the people of highsec together & remove us from our space. Oh that's right, most of them are AFK.

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Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-11-13 14:43:06 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
You're quite welcome to rally the people of highsec together & remove us from our space. Oh that's right, most of them are AFK.

Roll

Goons won eve.


Who's going to remove them from their space?


Well, no one (unless someone forgets to put money in a wallet, but that can't be counted on).


Grats guys.

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.
Lord Calus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-11-13 14:44:01 UTC
TL:DR - Why can't I mine AFK in total safety? You are ruining my game! Nerf and ban the goosn! I want to make cash while Im not even playing the game!! ABLOO ABLOO BLOO BLOO ABLOO!
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-11-13 14:45:38 UTC
Lord Calus wrote:
TL:DR - Why can't I mine AFK in total safety? You are ruining my game! Nerf and ban the goosn! I want to make cash while Im not even playing the game!! ABLOO ABLOO BLOO BLOO ABLOO!


It would've made more sense had he posted this instead.

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