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Idiots you find while beeing semi afk
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Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#1 - 2011-10-18 02:55:54 UTC
Well i was semi afk watching the screen when i got invited to a convo by a Corp m8.
He informed me in a second convo that someone contacted him regarding terms to rent the U3k System
in great wildlands.
So i say hello and the guy starts babbling on how he would like to rent U3K .
Short story is i had to ask my corp m8 where the hell U3K is and who lives there.
After about 5 minutes looking up the system and finding out who lives there i got
back to him informing him that the rent would be 500 mill a month 1st and last month to be paid upfront .
Needless to say i expected he big HELL NO from him but i turned out differnt ..
The guy actually agreed to the terms and asked me if he can get 2 month free
if he paid 4 month in advance .
I waited about 5 mins and said 1.5 month and 4 up front

Guy instantly said : Ok where do i send the isk
2 mins later i was proud owner of 2 bill isk

Later on (about an hour later ) i contacted the guys that live there informing them that i have rented out
their system to some guy .
They informed me that he is already in the system trying to online a tower .
So i suggested they should try to get some isk out of em which they did and got paid each 2 bill isk

While they where negotiating with him i convoed him and made up some other rediculous stuff and
got him to fork out another 1.5 bill while he was still negotiating with the other corps .

chat logs will be posted below for everyone's entertainment with victims name removed

ps : The guy still has no clue he got scammed twice by me and twice by 2 other corps






Continued below in next post
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#2 - 2011-10-18 02:56:16 UTC
Chatlogs

Channel ID: -25577588
Channel Name: Group Chat (Victim, Corp M8)
Listener: Largo LaGrande
Session started: 2011.10.14 03:26:50

[ 2011.10.14 03:26:53 ] victim > hello
[ 2011.10.14 03:27:01 ] Largo LaGrande > hi
[ 2011.10.14 03:27:26 ] Largo LaGrande > i see 18 members ...are you able to defend the pos if needed?
[ 2011.10.14 03:27:59 ] Victim > yes unless cap are involed
[ 2011.10.14 03:28:21 ] Largo LaGrande > well caps will be more then likely
[ 2011.10.14 03:28:45 ] Largo LaGrande > anyways if you think you can defend it ok
[ 2011.10.14 03:28:47 ] Victim > true
[ 2011.10.14 03:29:44 ] Victim > what terms
[ 2011.10.14 03:30:08 ] Victim > are*
[ 2011.10.14 03:30:56 ] Largo LaGrande > terms are 500 mill a month for our alliance this will include blue standings from us and our allies first and last month need to paid up front fees are due on each date 30 days from the day of agreement ... if payment is overdue by 4 days a 10% latefee
[ 2011.10.14 03:31:10 ] Largo LaGrande > will be added to account payable
[ 2011.10.14 03:32:15 ] Victim > if I paid 4 month in advance can get two month free??
[ 2011.10.14 03:33:12 ] Largo LaGrande > well i tell you what how about 4 month in advance and 1.5 month
[ 2011.10.14 03:34:41 ] Victim > that reasonable!!!
[ 2011.10.14 03:34:46 ] Largo LaGrande > i think thats a pretty good deal
[ 2011.10.14 03:34:58 ] Victim > yes i agree
[ 2011.10.14 03:35:33 ] Largo LaGrande > also we re not greedy if you always pay on time and you feel you might like this place and we get to know each other we can also renegociate
[ 2011.10.14 03:35:47 ] Largo LaGrande > later on
[ 2011.10.14 03:36:36 ] Largo LaGrande > so if you agree today the 13 th your next bill will be 5.5 month from now on the 13th
[ 2011.10.14 03:36:38 ] Victim > 2 bill will be sent by Phire Asus in a moment.....ty you very much this a good learn experince
[ 2011.10.14 03:37:09 ] Largo LaGrande > well i hope we can become friends too
[ 2011.10.14 03:37:56 ] Largo LaGrande > send the isk to me or mark and as soon as the isk arrives we will set you blue
[ 2011.10.14 03:38:11 ] Largo LaGrande > do you need help putting up the tower?
[ 2011.10.14 03:38:23 ] Victim > hope so to, my CEO like your fleet docderian
[ 2011.10.14 03:38:36 ] Largo LaGrande > heh
[ 2011.10.14 03:39:00 ] Victim > help is alway taking lol.
[ 2011.10.14 03:39:12 ] Largo LaGrande > let us know if you need haulers
[ 2011.10.14 03:39:37 ] Victim > give me a moment to tranfer fund did you sent bill
[ 2011.10.14 03:39:53 ] Largo LaGrande > bill ?
[ 2011.10.14 03:39:55 ] Largo LaGrande > lemme see
[ 2011.10.14 03:40:04 ] Victim > my bill
[ 2011.10.14 03:40:35 ] Victim > not sure how that work the payable bill so i dont forget
[ 2011.10.14 03:40:59 ] Largo LaGrande > yeah i m looking into that right now
[ 2011.10.14 03:42:11 ] Largo LaGrande > ah right send the isk and add to the comments what it was for
[ 2011.10.14 03:42:21 ] Victim > ok i do have a rorqual so i will be jump in when POS is online
[ 2011.10.14 03:42:22 ] Largo LaGrande > you know in the reason table
[ 2011.10.14 03:42:33 ] Victim > ok
[ 2011.10.14 03:42:45 ] Largo LaGrande > ok np wait until i have made the status changes
[ 2011.10.14 03:43:22 ] Victim > ok money going to whom?
[ 2011.10.14 03:43:29 ] Largo LaGrande > send to me
[ 2011.10.14 03:43:38 ] Victim > ok
[ 2011.10.14 03:43:48 ] Largo LaGrande > and i will relog to change status to blue
[ 2011.10.14 03:45:53 ] Victim > ok will do it get work with black star alliance
[ 2011.10.14 03:46:08 ] Largo LaGrande > if you want to come on ops with us sure
[ 2011.10.14 03:46:25 ] Largo LaGrande > i got the isk give me about 2 mins to relog to holdings char
[ 2011.10.14 03:46:31 ] Victim > sent the isk to you
[ 2011.10.14 03:46:34 ] Largo LaGrande > i be back in 5
[ 2011.10.14 03:46:37 ] Largo LaGrande > yes i got it
[ 2011.10.14 03:46:40 ] Largo LaGrande > i sec
[ 2011.10.14 03:46:42 ] Victim > cool
[ 2011.10.14 03:47:41 ] Victim > going to relog - have two cloaky haul onee sys and on outside the next sys
[ 2011.10.14 03:47:52 ] Victim > in*




now about an hour later i log back in
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#3 - 2011-10-18 02:56:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Largo LaGrande

Channel ID: -25579700
Channel Name: Private Chat (Victim)
Listener: Largo LaGrande
Session started: 2011.10.14 06:38:45

[ 2011.10.14 06:38:50 ] Largo LaGrande > hi
[ 2011.10.14 06:39:29 ]Victim > hi do you own this system? because i ahve Ataxio saying I need to pay them too is that true?
[ 2011.10.14 06:39:54 ] Largo LaGrande > nobody owns that syatem it s a npc system
[ 2011.10.14 06:40:01 ] Victim > Ataxio
[ 2011.10.14 06:40:19 ] Largo LaGrande > 1 sec
[ 2011.10.14 06:50:57 ] Victim > ok he talking to me
[ 2011.10.14 06:53:56 ] Largo LaGrande > well here s the thing i just had a lil chat with those ppl and they agreed to leave you guys alone if you guys send 1 bill to me and i give it to the ceo of this creative destruction corp thing is it s like real life you gotta bribe even the small fis
[ 2011.10.14 06:53:57 ] Largo LaGrande > h
[ 2011.10.14 06:54:58 ] Victim > now he also what the same deal that you have with me too
[ 2011.10.14 06:55:38 ] Largo LaGrande > like i said can make this whole thing go away in 5 mins without you spending another 2 bill
[ 2011.10.14 06:56:24 ] Largo LaGrande > i have a deal with the ceo as soon as i send him the 1 bill he will call his dogs off thing is the ceo wants it s own share and not share it with the corp
[ 2011.10.14 06:56:45 ] Victim > that will be great i take your deal it safe money
[ 2011.10.14 06:57:02 ] Victim > lol
[ 2011.10.14 06:57:14 ] Largo LaGrande > they all the same i tell ya
[ 2011.10.14 06:57:33 ]Victim> feel like i am on wall street kill or be killed
[ 2011.10.14 06:57:39 ] Largo LaGrande > so send me the isk and i will forward it to him
[ 2011.10.14 06:57:54 ] Largo LaGrande > yeah i know thats why they call it lawless space
[ 2011.10.14 06:58:06 ] Largo LaGrande > we had our fair share of that
[ 2011.10.14 06:58:35 ] Victim > it ok it a learning experince
[ 2011.10.14 06:58:52 ] Victim > the dog is still barking at me LOL
[ 2011.10.14 06:59:20 ] Largo LaGrande > yeah i see that well you ll soon enough figure it out lemme just relog to another char and forward the isk
[ 2011.10.14 06:59:44 ] Largo LaGrande > i brb
[ 2011.10.14 06:59:58 ] Largo LaGrande > dont go anywhere
[ 2011.10.14 07:10:05 ] Victim > I dont plan LOL
[ 2011.10.14 07:12:42 ] Victim > ok look like i need to paid both side here dam it!!
[ 2011.10.14 07:13:11 ] Largo LaGrande > didn t the ceo pull em off
[ 2011.10.14 07:13:36 ] Victim > so what do I do here?
[ 2011.10.14 07:13:50 ] Largo LaGrande > what did he say
[ 2011.10.14 07:14:05 ] Victim > Ataxio > well, Largo tells me your all taken care of on their end. once you send payment to either me or our corp. I'll go ahead and set you guys blue.
[ 2011.10.14 07:15:10 ] Largo LaGrande > ask em about if his ceo said something
[ 2011.10.14 07:15:57 ] Victim> ok did
[ 2011.10.14 07:16:27 ] Victim > Ataxio > screw my CEO
[ 2011.10.14 07:16:38 ] Victim > Ataxio > he has nothing to do with our politics down here
[ 2011.10.14 07:16:54 ] Victim > lol
[ 2011.10.14 07:16:56 ] Largo LaGrande > uh oh
[ 2011.10.14 07:17:03 ] Largo LaGrande > you got a rouge group
[ 2011.10.14 07:17:16 ] Victim > yes it look like it
[ 2011.10.14 07:17:28 ] Largo LaGrande > looks like we both got scammed by his ceo
[ 2011.10.14 07:17:47 ] Victim > that normal
[ 2011.10.14 07:17:49 ] Largo LaGrande > i send em 1.5 bill as a good faith payment to get em off your back
[ 2011.10.14 07:18:11 ] Victim> ok
[ 2011.10.14 07:18:14 ] Largo LaGrande > like i said our group is not greedy we like to keep the peace
[ 2011.10.14 07:18:38 ] Largo LaGrande > i send him 1 bill you send me and 500 from me
[ 2011.10.14 07:18:46 ] Largo LaGrande > but that bastard tricked us
[ 2011.10.14 07:18:49 ] Victim > i can see that I hear in the tone of how the chat is typed
[ 2011.10.14 07:19:03 ] Largo LaGrande > ah well
[ 2011.10.14 07:19:30 ] Victim > this guy looking for a fight
[ 2011.10.14 07:19:37 ] Largo LaGrande > gotta have to explain it later to mark how i lost my only 500 mill to some scamming ceo
[ 2011.10.14 07:19:42 ] Largo LaGrande > but thats ok
[ 2011.10.14 07:20:43 ] Largo LaGrande > i would just say pay the man so peace is restored
[ 2011.10.14 07:20:58 ] Largo LaGrande > and we can all go on with our lives
[ 2011.10.14 07:21:09 ] Victim > i know but I have a bad feel that he going to turn on me
[ 2011.10.14 07:21:23 ] Victim > once it paid
[ 2011.10.14 07:21:27 ] Largo LaGrande > well i just had a lil talk with him
[ 2011.10.14 07:21:37 ] Victim> ok
[ 2011.10.14 07:21:42 ] Largo LaGrande > and i think he s kinda ruff but he will keep his word
[ 2011.10.14 07:21:51 ] Victim > ok
[ 2011.10.14 07:22:22 ] Largo LaGrande > i just gotta come uyp with an excuse where my 500 mill went
[ 2011.10.14 07:22:41 ] Victim > that going to be a tough one
[ 2011.10.14 07:22:59 ] Largo LaGrande > yeah
[ 2011.10.14 07:23:02 ] Largo LaGrande > but thats aright
[ 2011.10.14 07:23:47 ] Largo LaGrande > whats he gonna do rip my head off
[ 2011.10.14 07:23:53 ] Largo LaGrande > heh
[ 2011.10.14 07:23:57 ] Victim > lol
[ 2011.10.14 07:24:00 ] Victim > funny
[ 2011.10.14 07:24:44 ] Largo LaGrande > ima go to bed i m sad now
[ 2011.10.14 07:24:55 ]Victim > thanks for the help
[ 2011.10.14 07:25:28 ] Largo LaGrande > hey np anytime
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#4 - 2011-10-18 02:56:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Largo LaGrande
In the end i walked away with 3.5 bill in my pocket Creative destruction pocketed 2 bill so did astartes


and the guy still has no clue he got lifted for about 7.5 bill
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#5 - 2011-10-18 03:07:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Largo LaGrande
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Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#6 - 2011-10-18 03:58:27 UTC
You must be a goon alt, scamming for rent.

Offer to transport his stuff for another couple billion.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Dark Apparition
Random Pirate Generator
By three they come
#7 - 2011-10-18 04:20:40 UTC
Black Star Alliance is a Goon alt Alliance where we let pubbies in without them having to become members of the SA forums :)

I am the chief diplomat and recruiter, talk to me and I can get you in.

We are also renting systems, talk to Largo, he is chief renter diplomat.




Pl0x I can has likes?
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-10-18 06:56:28 UTC
If I made a thread for every successful scam I did this forum would be all me all day every day
not a bad idea actually

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-10-18 09:36:01 UTC
This system is now...afgoonistan \o/

Congratz. The fool and his money, you know what I mean Cool
SC0T1SH WARRIOR
Zero For 0wned
#10 - 2011-10-18 09:46:26 UTC
When i grow up, i want to be a farmer, with lots of grass eating cows i can milk too.

Dont mind me,  just touching your stuff.
vixxxy
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-10-18 20:18:08 UTC
\o/
Valhallas
New Eden Robotics
#12 - 2011-10-18 21:12:18 UTC
Anyone that posts a chatlog and fails to do a TLDR is worse than a peadophile in my opinion
Barakkus
#13 - 2011-10-18 21:39:27 UTC
[ 2011.10.14 07:24:44 ] Largo LaGrande > ima go to bed i m sad now

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
kiki mo
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#14 - 2011-10-18 22:46:18 UTC
Valhallas wrote:
Anyone that posts a chatlog and fails to do a TLDR is worse than a peadophile in my opinion



peadophile? somebody who likes peas?
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#15 - 2011-10-18 23:12:26 UTC
Valhallas wrote:
Anyone that posts a chatlog and fails to do a TLDR is worse than a peadophile in my opinion


Well your spelling is bad and you should feel bad

And YES if you would like to rent one of the many NPC systems around send me 1 bill that
will cover 1st and last month , then let me know you send it and i will let you choose a system you would like to rentPirate
Aggressive Nutmeg
#16 - 2011-10-18 23:42:20 UTC
kiki mo wrote:
Valhallas wrote:
Anyone that posts a chatlog and fails to do a TLDR is worse than a peadophile in my opinion



peadophile? somebody who likes peas?

No. Someone who has sex with peas.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
#17 - 2011-10-19 01:24:29 UTC
Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:
kiki mo wrote:
Valhallas wrote:
Anyone that posts a chatlog and fails to do a TLDR is worse than a peadophile in my opinion



peadophile? somebody who likes peas?

No. Someone who has sex with peas.


Nonsense. It's someone who is sexually aroused by and attracted to peas.

Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#18 - 2011-10-19 02:43:40 UTC
Chopper Rollins wrote:
Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:
kiki mo wrote:
Valhallas wrote:
Anyone that posts a chatlog and fails to do a TLDR is worse than a peadophile in my opinion



peadophile? somebody who likes peas?

No. Someone who has sex with peas.


Nonsense. It's someone who is sexually aroused by and attracted to peas.




I don't wanna know where that person sticks them peas
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-10-20 03:08:03 UTC
Victim was right about one thing. It will be a great learning experience for him.

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Largo LaGrande
R E D E M P T I O N
#20 - 2011-10-20 03:33:23 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Victim was right about one thing. It will be a great learning experience for him.


heh still hasn t learned
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