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Retribution: A Poem

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Lady Shaneefa
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-11-07 19:39:33 UTC
I was bored today and couldn't thik of wtf to do,
so i made this becuz of expansion


How many times have you heard someone say
"When I am space rich, I'll do things my way."
But little they know that it's so hard to find
Two neurons to rub in a pilot that mines

Once I was roaming
For kills in a 'cane
(Clearly in low sec
Null's just a blob game)

And then it happened,
The ORE frig I find
On d-Scan by belt one
"Hope he's not aligned."

I warped in to zero
Overloading my highs
And typed out in local
"AUTOCANNON SURPRISE"

The hardiest resists
Are paper at times
Compared to the pilot
With this in slot nine:
Eifyr and Co. 'Gunslinger' Surgical Strike SS-906

When my roam has ended
Faction ammo runs out
My victims and corps mates
Will know why I spout;

'ISK-ies can't buy you skill points for your clone,
Renames for "Aaron"s, or thwart those Goon drones
But one thing's for certain when you play EVE Online
You're always a target in a ship that just mines'


basedgod on 'satisfied mind' by Joe "Red" Hayes and Jack Rhodes
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#2 - 2012-11-07 19:42:21 UTC
I like it.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2012-11-07 19:46:49 UTC
::golf clap::

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#4 - 2012-11-07 19:51:01 UTC
AUTOCANNON SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist

Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#5 - 2012-11-07 19:53:45 UTC
Xuixien wrote:
AUTOCANNON SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NO ONE EXPECTS THE AMARRIAN INQUISITION!

The Drake is a Lie

Lady Shaneefa
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-11-07 20:04:33 UTC
here is a cover of the original song for the uncultured and lazy who want to sing while reading:
http://telly.com/059FF
Geligdio Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-11-07 20:17:25 UTC
Xuixien wrote:
AUTOCANNON SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'm gonna keep that. Nice poem. Good guts to put it up. +1.

Thanks