Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

We're back, and more terrible than ever.

We are a small corporation living in Molden Heath, more or less the forgotten cesspit of the East of EVE - escaping from the vicissitudes of sovereignty warfare and the never ending structure shooting (Though, in all fairness we did obliterate a small POS because we got bored).

We care not for killboard statistics, but more about the fun we have while killing you - this process finishes with us circlejerking about how we killed your Raven or something. We are looking for people who follow this same epithet; the repeated cycle of destruction and circle jerking. We're in an alliance, Disaster Strikes, fitting considering how bad we are. Did I mention we are really bad as well?

We are looking for like-minded partially mature individuals who enjoy destroying **** like we do - who do not take this game seriously, enjoy discussing current world politics or arguing about trivial matters. We also enjoy flying Armour HACs/T3s and tend to die hilariously [sic]. However, all is not lost, we also have good fights, hilarious ganks and drink beer. Beer is good.

So what are the requirements to our little band of cretins. Well I won't set the bar too high considering how bad we are, however we do have certain ~requirements~ that you should probably have otherwise you'll be stuck in station ****-spinning all day.

Requirements:
Able to fly; Amarr/Minmatar/Gallente HACs/Logistics/Tech 3s/Tier 3 BCs/Command Ships - or a combination of.
Around 15-20mil SP
Have a steady income of around 2-3 billion ISK.
Not incompetent, we have enough of those kind of people already.
Have Real Life, seriously we all do, why don't you, bloody neckbeard basement dweller.

What we can offer you:
SRP? Nope, we're broke, we're not going to replace your fuckups.
Pretty much daily PVP, but then ~reallife~ comes first
A chill atmosphere, we don't force you to do anything

Interested? Cool, come join us in "Two Rashers Too Many"

Points of contact: adopt, ZehNarume, Rhonaha

Recruitment still open, looking for terrible EVE Players like us.

To the top, the top I say!

http://killboard.disaster-strikes.co.uk/?a=kill_related&kll_id=723

Had a good fight with Calamitous-Intent and friends today, come join us and kill them too~

To the top guize, join us in Two Rashers Too Many