EVE General Discussion

So based on CCP recently I wanted to predict some future items we can expect to see in the NEX store.

CCP is happy to announce you can now buy a variety of breads from the NEX store! These will include

- sliced white bread - priced at a reasonable 900 aur a slice - works with all toasters
- rasin bread - a bargain at 12000 aur a rasin - requires a T2 toaster (T2 toaster BPOs will drop as part of incursions)
- jovian soda bread - 20000 aur - can defeat all other breads except - used with sleeper toasters that will be seeded in WHs
- exclusive organic whole grain baked to order golden loafs - defeats all toasters in a single slice - 100000 aur

We are also happy to annouce cake will be provided at a nominal cost in the NEX outlets in Jita.

The second new NEX item is a ticket to the space circus! These will be available for a variety of the best of Eve videos that would be viewable on you captains quarters big screen for a 24 hour period (no refunds for missing the end of a movie if down times are early!) Current selections include

"Ganks are us! - amusing clips of the best griefing on the gates of Rancer"
"Alliance Tourny Highlights! - Includes assasination attempts and awesome match throwing"
"The lost Alliance Fanfest Panel! - Includes the somehow lost recordings of Darius sharing his advice to other alliances in Eve"
"Beer! - This is 30 minutes of photos of Icelandic beer!"
"Inside Look at CCP! - 30 minutes of amusing design meetings where you will get to see how the FiS feature drinking game works!"
"Ice Mining! - 30 minutes of pictures of ice in space with the soothing sounds of the ice laser playing in the background!"
"POS Fueling! - Is Ice Mining! too intense? Then maybe 30 minutes of fueling a POS is more your speed"
"The Lost Pleasure Hubs Tapes! - Adult content of the actual goings on in the now secret pleasure hubs!"
"Ammar Devotion Channel! - A screen full of static with the southing sounds of Ammar chanting looping in the background!"
"Freighter Flight! - 17 hours of freighter flying on autopilot to every high sec trade hub!"
"Market Mayhem! - 7 hours of market price wars one isk at a time!"

We have many other "circusses" under development so start saving those aurs!

You heard it here first!

Issler

so we have a new wannabe comedian in town.

I'm not a new wannabe commedian, I've been a wannabe comedian here for years!

Issler

too soon.

No pilots of Eve! All is wonderful in the 'verse!


We bring you bread and circusses! How can life be any better! Now go back to your lives, all is well!


Seriously, if the rumor of F2P and tiered subscriptions are coming true what would you spend $$$ on?

I actually would buy pay for view movies in my CQ if the content was right! :-)

Issler

Dooh! That would be selling well right now!

Issler

Think they should sell language macros in the NEX store. Push button says in chat, where is the nearest underage drinking place in russian, or german or english.

Countries flags would be cool, but the flame wars would never end. Plus everyone would just eventually fly american ones to troll everyone.

New sunglasses would be a cool one.

Personally I'd pay for name change and "plastic surgery". For a long time I've assumed that name changing was deemed bad because of CCP's stupidity (ie "We don't want people to escape their reputations hey guys how does basic bookkeeping work") but now I realize it may be because names may be linked to unique identifiers, and switching them around may cause problems.