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Ty fast travel was all in needed.

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Epic Edward
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-11-06 08:56:40 UTC
So i'm sitting at a gate and same time reading a news paper. Suddently a capsule appears right in front of me, but it didnt jump. Then i get convo from the pod and i accept. Then this guy start telling me what _"#¤#¤ my mother is and how my father "#¤"#¤ could not get it up etc.. Insulting me all possible ways untill im MAD! Then i decided to pod the bastard and to my suprise he is not trying to escape.

After i killed him, he replies "Thanks dude, fast travel was all in needed", i start cursing since i took a gigantic sec hit... pwned?
Istyn
Freight Club
#2 - 2012-11-06 09:00:41 UTC
Which newspaper?

It's important.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#3 - 2012-11-06 09:02:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Akirei Scytale
Epic Edward wrote:
So i'm sitting at a gate and same time reading a news paper. Suddently a capsule appears right in front of me, but it didnt jump. Then i get convo from the pod and i accept. Then this guy start telling me what _"#¤#¤ my mother is and how my father "#¤"#¤ could not get it up etc.. Insulting me all possible ways untill im MAD! Then i decided to pod the bastard and to my suprise he is not trying to escape.

After i killed him, he replies "Thanks dude, fast travel was all in needed", i start cursing since i took a gigantic sec hit... pwned?


I have to admit, that's a rather humorous way to get complete strangers to pod express you.

And yes, people get friends to pod them so they can travel instantly all the time in nullsec. Hell, the meanest thing you can do after ganking someone in a bubble is to not pod them.
Graff Spee
Lonercorp
#4 - 2012-11-06 09:03:42 UTC
He could "fast travel" faster if he just self destructed his pod. That said, much funnier the way he got you to do it. After all, the way it happened, he got to hurt another player for it.
FluffyDice
Kronos Research
#5 - 2012-11-06 09:04:06 UTC
KM or it didn't happen.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#6 - 2012-11-06 09:08:30 UTC
Wait 2 mins or Annoy someone Twisted ^^ I wonder :D

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Epic Edward
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-11-06 09:12:03 UTC
FluffyDice wrote:
KM or it didn't happen.


It would bring shame to my main, so i think not.
FluffyDice
Kronos Research
#8 - 2012-11-06 09:12:21 UTC
edit: post with your main.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#9 - 2012-11-06 09:15:53 UTC
Epic Edward wrote:
FluffyDice wrote:
KM or it didn't happen.


It would bring shame to my main, so i think not.


How is it shameful to shoot someone in such a hilarious circumstance?

I once stalked this guy for hours while he broadcasted in local as if he was a cosmonaut travelling through strange space, before tackling him for a few minutes and joking around. Then a drake came along and ruined the fun.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#10 - 2012-11-06 09:55:58 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:

And yes, people get friends to pod them so they can travel instantly all the time in nullsec. Hell, the meanest thing you can do after ganking someone in a bubble is to not pod them.


No, the meanest thing you can do in blue-space is web them, point them, and hold them until DT...

CCP Falcon
#11 - 2012-11-06 10:00:36 UTC
Epic Edward wrote:
So i'm sitting at a gate and same time reading a news paper. Suddently a capsule appears right in front of me, but it didnt jump. Then i get convo from the pod and i accept. Then this guy start telling me what _"#¤#¤ my mother is and how my father "#¤"#¤ could not get it up etc.. Insulting me all possible ways untill im MAD! Then i decided to pod the bastard and to my suprise he is not trying to escape.

After i killed him, he replies "Thanks dude, fast travel was all in needed", i start cursing since i took a gigantic sec hit... pwned?


And so the story was told, by Epic Edward and his Amazing Ears Of Fury!

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Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#12 - 2012-11-06 10:51:49 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:

And yes, people get friends to pod them so they can travel instantly all the time in nullsec. Hell, the meanest thing you can do after ganking someone in a bubble is to not pod them.


No, the meanest thing you can do in blue-space is web them, point them, and hold them until DT...



Except that wastes your time too Roll
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#13 - 2012-11-06 10:58:56 UTC
You got trolled!

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Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#14 - 2012-11-06 11:12:20 UTC
In before, the lock i am...
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#15 - 2012-11-06 12:20:23 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:


Except that wastes your time too Roll


Nah, that's why you have alts :)
Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Insidious.
#16 - 2012-11-06 13:59:52 UTC
Posting to Say I laughed at your alt portrait/name combination
Urgg Boolean
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-11-06 14:18:54 UTC
An excellent use of game mechanics.
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-11-06 15:09:26 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Epic Edward wrote:
So i'm sitting at a gate and same time reading a news paper. Suddently a capsule appears right in front of me, but it didnt jump. Then i get convo from the pod and i accept. Then this guy start telling me what _"#¤#¤ my mother is and how my father "#¤"#¤ could not get it up etc.. Insulting me all possible ways untill im MAD! Then i decided to pod the bastard and to my suprise he is not trying to escape.

After i killed him, he replies "Thanks dude, fast travel was all in needed", i start cursing since i took a gigantic sec hit... pwned?


I have to admit, that's a rather humorous way to get complete strangers to pod express you.

And yes, people get friends to pod them so they can travel instantly all the time in nullsec. Hell, the meanest thing you can do after ganking someone in a bubble is to not pod them.


just self destruct.
durr.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#19 - 2012-11-06 15:39:21 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:

just self destruct.
durr.


Didn't want that crystal set anyway.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#20 - 2012-11-06 15:43:30 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Epic Edward wrote:
So i'm sitting at a gate and same time reading a news paper. Suddently a capsule appears right in front of me, but it didnt jump. Then i get convo from the pod and i accept. Then this guy start telling me what _"#¤#¤ my mother is and how my father "#¤"#¤ could not get it up etc.. Insulting me all possible ways untill im MAD! Then i decided to pod the bastard and to my suprise he is not trying to escape.

After i killed him, he replies "Thanks dude, fast travel was all in needed", i start cursing since i took a gigantic sec hit... pwned?


I have to admit, that's a rather humorous way to get complete strangers to pod express you.

And yes, people get friends to pod them so they can travel instantly all the time in nullsec. Hell, the meanest thing you can do after ganking someone in a bubble is to not pod them.


just self destruct.
durr.


That is boring and takes time.
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