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EVE Online will save us from obesity!

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#21 - 2012-10-27 03:44:47 UTC
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/10/26/eve-online-avatar-inspires-self-described-pathetic-loser-to-get-fit-reports-cnn/
after looking at an obviously post Incarna avatar then reading the story which implied the guy wanted to look like it after the 2009 fanfest I am left wondering how he knew in 2009 what his 2011 avatar would look like?

isn't there a before & after generator to show what this guy's portrait looked like before Incarna?
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#22 - 2012-10-27 04:02:41 UTC
Dessau wrote:
Adding to the list of players I would like to see 'become' their avatars:

  • Large Collidable Object
  • Grumpymunky
  • RAP ACTION HERO
  • Amsterdam Conversations
  • Moosh Skadoosh

Wish Granted!

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2012-10-27 04:06:45 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/10/26/eve-online-avatar-inspires-self-described-pathetic-loser-to-get-fit-reports-cnn/
after looking at an obviously post Incarna avatar then reading the story which implied the guy wanted to look like it after the 2009 fanfest I am left wondering how he knew in 2009 what his 2011 avatar would look like?

isn't there a before & after generator to show what this guy's portrait looked like before Incarna?


http://evefaces.com/?Roc%20Wieler

Similar, now he just has to change his race and he'll be set

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#24 - 2012-10-27 04:11:08 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/10/26/eve-online-avatar-inspires-self-described-pathetic-loser-to-get-fit-reports-cnn/
after looking at an obviously post Incarna avatar then reading the story which implied the guy wanted to look like it after the 2009 fanfest I am left wondering how he knew in 2009 what his 2011 avatar would look like?

isn't there a before & after generator to show what this guy's portrait looked like before Incarna?


http://evefaces.com/?Roc%20Wieler

Similar, now he just has to change his race and he'll be set


thnx for the link Big smile
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#25 - 2012-10-27 09:22:49 UTC
Awesome! o/\o

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Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

Twitter @ChribbaVeldspar
Malforian Pox
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-10-27 10:16:25 UTC
I am looking to become more like my avatar, so I've signed up at the nearest Evangelist Church, bought myself an overpriced monocle and super glued it to my face. Shocked
Elias Greyhand
#27 - 2012-10-27 11:16:56 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
I don't feel EVE saving me from being fat.. Am I doing it wrong?


It's different for everybody, go watch every season of Biggest Loser... that got me started. Then I watched all the episodes of "Heavy" and now I'm in awesome shape Big smile

Also there's one episode of heavy with a morbidly obese midget that was funny as hell... which is where I'm headed for laughing at the concept of a 300lb midget Shocked


But if I did that I might be able to go out, meet people, find a woman and have a life.. I'm not willing to surrender either my martyr or victim complexes.


No, you'll still die alone and miserable. Don't worry about it, it actually takes work to not do that Blink

Also then you'd be an even more sad example of a person and a greater warning to others


If I die alone, how can I serve as a warning as no one will know? What?

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Malforian Pox
Doomheim
#28 - 2012-10-27 11:26:31 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:

If I die alone, how can I serve as a warning as no one will know? What?


They can smell your bloated corpse rotting in the basement.
Doc Severide
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-10-27 13:58:49 UTC
Oh yeah big deal. There's no way I'm going to start Medical School at my age... I need a new Avatar called "Old Disabled Loser" then I'll already fit right in...
Elias Greyhand
#30 - 2012-10-27 15:41:20 UTC
Malforian Pox wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:

If I die alone, how can I serve as a warning as no one will know? What?


They can smell your bloated corpse rotting in the basement.


And that's how I'll be remembered hopefully, as a story to frighten emo kids in to the sunshine.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#31 - 2012-10-27 15:55:04 UTC
Malforian Pox wrote:
I am looking to become more like my avatar, so I've signed up at the nearest Evangelist Church, bought myself an overpriced monocle and super glued it to my face. Shocked


WIMP: Real men have thier wives sew the monocle onto thier faces hen have her make a sammich
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-10-27 16:31:26 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Malforian Pox wrote:
I am looking to become more like my avatar, so I've signed up at the nearest Evangelist Church, bought myself an overpriced monocle and super glued it to my face. Shocked


WIMP: Real men have thier wives sew the monocle onto thier faces hen have her make a sammich


Judging by your face, it didn't go very well... a woman that can't sew? Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Samwise Everquest
Plus 10 NV
#33 - 2012-10-27 16:46:36 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
OP reported for posting personally identifying information about a player.


Also, Marcus needs to hit the tanning bed to complete the transformation.



thanks for reporting me, I feel one step closer to forum greatness. also lol at the guy saying hes going to glue a monocle over his eye.

Pras Phil.
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#34 - 2012-10-27 17:43:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Mars Theran
Does this mean I have to grow a 'hawk, start wearing shades, and find some biker attire? ..also, gain about 30 pounds.

edit: pretty sure I'd have to be on steroids to look like this guy.
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#35 - 2012-11-02 18:05:50 UTC
Samwise Everquest wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
OP reported for posting personally identifying information about a player.


Also, Marcus needs to hit the tanning bed to complete the transformation.



thanks for reporting me, I feel one step closer to forum greatness. also lol at the guy saying hes going to glue a monocle over his eye.

To do it right, he'd also need a few washers glued up and down his spine.
Casirio
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-11-02 18:52:15 UTC
good job and funny article
Roc Wieler
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2012-12-17 16:30:20 UTC
Ah internet anonymity, how I miss you.

The story is simply about Roc inspiring me to improve my life. End of story.

For some, it works. For others, they mock. I'm good either way.

Never start a fight you can win.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#38 - 2012-12-17 16:57:53 UTC
Roc Wieler wrote:
Ah internet anonymity, how I miss you.

The story is simply about Roc inspiring me to improve my life. End of story.

For some, it works. For others, they mock. I'm good either way.


well i think it's great. congratulations on your accomplishments! i wish i was in as good a shape as my avatar but, alas...i like chocolate and ice cream just a little too much. so i must compromise lol! Lol
Roc Wieler
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-12-17 18:24:02 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Roc Wieler wrote:
Ah internet anonymity, how I miss you.

The story is simply about Roc inspiring me to improve my life. End of story.

For some, it works. For others, they mock. I'm good either way.


well i think it's great. congratulations on your accomplishments! i wish i was in as good a shape as my avatar but, alas...i like chocolate and ice cream just a little too much. so i must compromise lol! Lol


Thank you darlin. I actually love ice cream myself and figured out a recipe for making my own chocolate banana ice cream that is 100% healthy. You should drop by, say hi. Living healthy isn't about giving up anything you enjoy, it's simply improving the crappy things in your life so you can actually enjoy things more.

Never start a fight you can win.
Elias Greyhand
#40 - 2012-12-17 18:26:40 UTC
Roc Wieler wrote:
Living healthy isn't about giving up anything you enjoy, it's simply improving the crappy things in your life so you can actually enjoy things more.


Have you considered becoming some kind of TV evangelist? Might be a good career move!

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
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