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WTB Real life Eve Space Girlfriend

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LordShazbot
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-10-21 01:23:44 UTC
For 200 mil isk a month i want to buy a Eve-Space Girlfriend who will talk to me on voice comms while i am on my space adventures.Must be able clean up my space hanger and fit my ships.

Serious applicants replies only please.

XOXO
LordShazbot
ChYph3r
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-10-21 02:54:12 UTC
FIRST,

and in before the lock!

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Loco Ramos
Vicious Traditions
#3 - 2012-10-21 03:00:15 UTC
ChYph3r wrote:
FIRST,

and in before the lock!


http://i.imgur.com/uNOZY.jpg

All there is to say
LordShazbot
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-10-21 03:01:54 UTC
Locked?

Is it wrong for a man to seek spaceship love?
Is this no different from meeting on a dating website?
Is it wrong my dear friend to wish to embark on a relationship based on a mutual love and intrest for the internet spaceship game that we call Eve Online?

I have read love stories detailing the meetings of two pilots in space who have fallen in love and consumated that love in spaceship fashion. This is what i seek and this is my outlet for it. I have flown to the nether regions of space seeking this love only to find that the charecters that appear to be female are actually real males.

This is just one more attempt to continue in my search for space love.

I truly hope it exists.

XOXO
Lordshazbot
Dr Sirius
Clone Arrangers
#5 - 2012-10-21 14:25:47 UTC
First time I heard of mutual love costing 200 million isk a month...
Roderick Grey
Koenigsbergers
#6 - 2012-10-21 15:08:38 UTC
Sure I'll clean your hangar.

“We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.” - Special needs division of Fcon.
Brandon Magnus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-10-21 19:18:34 UTC
Try 100 times that amount.
LordShazbot
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-10-23 02:22:42 UTC
Still searching for my space love.
LordShazbot
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-10-24 00:52:09 UTC
Another bump in the epic search for space love.
LordShazbot
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-10-25 20:07:59 UTC
Captains log 10/25/2012 1507 hrs

Lordshazbot is still loveless in space.
he continues his search
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#11 - 2012-10-26 12:20:46 UTC
PM her.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
ISD Rontea
ISD STAR
ISD Alliance
#12 - 2012-10-26 12:24:54 UTC
Locked.

PS. Nice wish, camrade)

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