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When you were a noob

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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#61 - 2012-10-19 14:21:17 UTC
I'm still a noob.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#62 - 2012-10-20 03:32:56 UTC
Ravnik wrote:
I couldnt hit a barn door at close range with my Bantam. 9 years later i still havnt quite grasped the concept Shocked


Don't worry, CCP hasn't yet grasped the concept of the door either.

This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.

"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Darrian Sertan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#63 - 2012-10-20 03:37:32 UTC
I'm so new, i put the oo in noob.Oops
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#64 - 2012-10-20 04:01:25 UTC
When I was a noob, wormholes were brand new, I joined a corp that promptly got wardecced so me and a couple of buddies went and hid away in Evati, got popped & GF'd by a member of The Bastards within the 2nd week of playing Pirate

That was my third attempt at Eve btw, the game had always intrigued me I just couldn't get my head round it the first couple of times. 3 years down the line I'm still playing and will be for a good while yet.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#65 - 2012-10-20 04:28:52 UTC
When I was a noob my buddy convinced me we could put up a faction tower he'd PLEXed in a dead-end high-sec system through two jumps of low-sec. I asked if we should scout ahead, having just read a ton of material on how people make their way around the map, and he said not to worry. So we packed up a pair of Itty IVs and headed out. We were promptly destroyed on the second gate in. Pretty sure the tower dropped too.

Another time I was travelling to our corp's new home near Rens and I made my way through Amamake just fine. Thinking this was a prime route, I tried again a day later and died on the way through.

I did a lot of dying back then. I still do a lot of dying.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Theangryhobo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#66 - 2012-10-20 05:28:56 UTC
I mined for 3 months in a Bestower thinking it was a great idea.....all that cargo space!

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Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#67 - 2012-10-20 05:31:24 UTC
...also still a noob.

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#68 - 2012-10-20 05:35:25 UTC
Gogela wrote:
...also still a noob.


aren't we all? I think even the 2003 bitter vets can still learn something if they can be arsed to actually log in.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#69 - 2012-10-20 05:52:36 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
aren't we all? I think even the 2003 bitter vets can still learn something if they can be arsed to actually log in.

This is truth, I'm sure.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
thekiller2002us
The J8sters
#70 - 2012-10-20 09:03:08 UTC
thought i was a badass when i got my first battleship. Headed into lowsec like a baddass, shot some rats iike a baddass, died to pirates like a mongoloid

I'm with Brick on this one- make thouse carebearing b******s squeal..
Herr Hammer Draken
#71 - 2012-10-20 09:36:17 UTC
I enjoyed eve. And guess what I still do because I am still here.

Herr Hammer Draken "The Amarr Prophet"
flakeys
Doomheim
#72 - 2012-10-20 09:37:47 UTC
a blob consisted of 4 ships ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Hypercake Mix
#73 - 2012-10-20 10:13:32 UTC
I mined. Was pretty bad at it. Then I got quite good at it. Realized my corp's CEO was the worst high-sec carebear ever. Seriously. Worst. Ever.
Senarrius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#74 - 2012-10-20 10:15:19 UTC
I'm still a n00b.
Romvex
TURN LEFT
#75 - 2012-10-20 10:43:46 UTC
i asked someone on my alt account where i could get a titan, since they were obviously the coolest. they told me to come to a null system in my impairor and they would give me one. i died with valor that day. that was 3 years ago....