These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Player Features and Ideas Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

New feature : the fc best friend
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Hi Lighter
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-10-19 12:38:07 UTC
Firstly I apologise for the formatting of this post as it being typed on my iPhone .

Now into the idea

I think Ccp should launch a product which is a USB at one side and a pair of crocodile clips at the other.
(Now hear me out guys no flames yet)
The fc can order everyone to plug it in to their USB port and an icon then shows in fleet after they attach the crocodile clip to their nipple.

The fc has a little icon on his screen he can use to give his "friendly wake up get ur head together " message as people start herper derping through a series of electric shocks increasing in voltage as the pilot derps more often.

This will improve small fleet combat tenfold as their will be much more fleets I know I would open my fleets up to militia if I had away to make people better pvpers and this is it.


Comments below
Azrael Andedare
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-10-19 12:41:50 UTC
INB4 FLAMES!!!

I support this whole heartedly!!!
Wolf Kolona
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#3 - 2012-10-19 14:01:55 UTC
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Almost Bittervet.
Corteztkiller
Trivium
#4 - 2012-10-19 14:17:15 UTC
You had me at nipple
Ager Agemo
Rainbow Ponies Incorporated
#5 - 2012-10-19 15:18:37 UTC
I approve of this!
NiGhTTraX
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-10-19 15:46:49 UTC
Please post offtopic somewhere else. We already only have 8 threads left on the first page due to stickies.

If you're gonna post here thinking your idea is the greatest thing since bacon and that it will save EVE and possibly all humankind with it, you're gonna have a bad time.
Hi Lighter
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-10-19 16:00:12 UTC
NiGhTTraX wrote:
Please post offtopic somewhere else. We already only have 8 threads left on the first page due to stickies.


This is the ideas and suggestion is it not ?

The fact you do not approve shows your that guy who hits jump instead of warp.
Goldensaver
Maraque Enterprises
Just let it happen
#8 - 2012-10-19 16:11:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Goldensaver
Corteztkiller wrote:
You had me at nipple

He had me at crocodile clip (I'm a bit of a maso).

I can also think of a few other places it could be attatched.

Also:
Hi Lighter wrote:
NiGhTTraX wrote:
Please post offtopic somewhere else. We already only have 8 threads left on the first page due to stickies.


This is the ideas and suggestion is it not ?

The fact you do not approve shows your that guy who hits jump instead of warp.

I thought it was Jump instead of Bridge?
Waylan Yutani
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#9 - 2012-10-19 16:51:57 UTC
While i endorse the idea i think the clips should go to the go-nads :-)
Stinky Vegina
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-10-19 17:51:09 UTC
+1 although mine are attached to my nuts.
Hi Lighter
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-10-20 22:50:27 UTC
Waylan Yutani wrote:
While i endorse the idea i think the clips should go to the go-nads :-)


What about the females ? Sexist pig Ccp is an equal opportunities establishment.

Ccp please respond