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Dennis Aether - Corp thief / blue killer

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VegasMirage
Syndicate Enterprise
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#41 - 2012-10-07 15:57:17 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Tweety Bird wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Make that 249 words.

If the number is under 1000, you type it out as a word. Two-hundred and fourty nine.


False. Those are suggestions of style, not grammar.


a book by you "Why I'm So Successful"
the only page "Because my grammer is good."

The Ned

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2012-10-15 20:19:17 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Tweety Bird wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Make that 249 words.

If the number is under 1000, you type it out as a word. Two-hundred and fourty nine.


False. Those are suggestions of style, not grammar.


a book by you "Why I'm So Successful"
the only page "Because my grammer is good."

The Ned


If I ever publish a book that is successful, it will in part be to my understanding of the English language and in part to my ability to evoke emotions with my readers.

Also, your comment makes about as much sense as a homeless man on a Monday (read: no cents at all).



I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#43 - 2012-10-15 20:29:37 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Tweety Bird wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Make that 249 words.

If the number is under 1000, you type it out as a word. Two-hundred and fourty nine.


False. Those are suggestions of style, not grammar.


a book by you "Why I'm So Successful"
the only page "Because my grammer is good."

The Ned


If I ever publish a book that is successful, it will in part be to my understanding of the English language and in part to my ability to evoke emotions with my readers.

Also, your comment makes about as much sense as a homeless man on a Monday (read: no cents at all).





As a technical writer, you can be published and successful without evoking emotion... Assuming bored out of your gourd doesn't count as emotion.

Arrangement Number 1 is a system protecting a single space, requiring no more than 300 lb. Of CO2.
Psychotic Monk
Arcana Noctis
#44 - 2012-10-15 21:20:51 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Tweety Bird wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Make that 249 words.

If the number is under 1000, you type it out as a word. Two-hundred and fourty nine.


False. Those are suggestions of style, not grammar.


a book by you "Why I'm So Successful"
the only page "Because my grammer is good."

The Ned


Vegas, I think you mean to say "Because my grammer is well."

:smug:
Dennis Aether
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2012-10-15 21:30:39 UTC
I think everyone's lost sight of the main purpose of this thread; to display the anguish that the pubby scum faced when I stole/blew up their ****.

PS: Big Diggers, thanks for the 2 hounds. I can't use them yet but I'll be sure to let you know when I inevitably use them to crush more carebears :3
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2012-10-15 21:50:43 UTC
Dale Thellere wrote:
Joined our corp on 9/26/12 and stole around 400mil. A member had made a corp courier contract with no collateral (noob mistake) and he took advantage of that and took it for himself. The fact still stands that he joined and hardly a day went by before he left the corp with 400mil.

Only 400mill? Poor effort imo

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2012-10-16 11:13:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
I'm usually not enjoying these kind of reads, (doesn't mean i hate you people for doing it)
but i must say ... Dennis ... *LOL* that's AAA content right there.

I laughed my ass off reading how you dealt with that moron. *LMAO*

Nice work ! :D


Edit: And tweety, your ability to troll these people is amazing ! +1s for you ! :D
BORRIS DEMONTFORD
THE OFFENDERS
#48 - 2012-10-16 12:05:21 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Mallak, I'm hella flattered that has become a thing in the wider space-******* community. Nice work.


That was from awhile back when I was becoming exceedingly bored with the game. Things have changed now, but your tips for picking out Safari targets really helped a lot.

To put that hit in perspective, I joined them as a Hulk pilot (something this character can't even fly). They did no background checks & accepted me within 10 minutes of contacting them. Less that half an hour after joining, 3.59bil worth of their stuff was destroyed.

Here is the chatlog. "Unfortunately for you, that is about to change" is where the fun begins.



He used the "word" "bro" twice in the first 4 lines of chat, that in itself is reason to relieve him of his ships.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
#49 - 2012-10-16 13:15:57 UTC


This is why my corp has tasked me with using all psychological and psychometric testing necessary supplemented with mental torture to test individual recruits to see if they want to steal our space bux.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli

Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2012-10-16 13:32:24 UTC
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:


This is why my corp has tasked me with using all psychological and psychometric testing necessary supplemented with mental torture to test individual recruits to see if they want to steal our space bux.


After you are done with them, they will want to steal your stuff.

@Solstice
Actually, I trolled Tweety for being a douche.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

Dennis Aether
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2012-10-17 12:14:57 UTC
Infinimo wrote:

Only 400mill? Poor effort imo


Yeah, I'm quite disappointed in myself too. The bastards should have at least given me the opportunity to steal more of their ****. Oh well, it's not bad considering I jacked that stuff within 12 hours of joining them.

It would be nice if more corps were stupid enough to issue no-collateral corporate contracts. Here's to hoping in the future. I really am honoured that I got my own thread though. I'd have liked a medal, but this will do :]
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