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Crime & Punishment

 
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HELP. TACKLED.

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Tarsas Phage
Freight Club
#61 - 2012-10-12 17:28:44 UTC
Dearest Sir,

I apologize in advance for the lack of notice regarding this correspondence. You may not recall, but in the past we served together in Her Majesty's navy while on patrol off the coast of Zanzibar during the Boer wars.

The purpose of this letter, as abrupt as it is, is to plead for your assistance. You may not be aware, but presently I am tackled in a belt. This unfortunate circumstance has befallen me during a most difficult time, and I am calling upon my skilled colleagues, past and present, to assist in extricating myself from this predicament. Any assistance you can afford to render would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Archibald Tarsas Phage III
Jeronica
Tackled In Belt
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#62 - 2012-10-12 23:06:03 UTC
Tarsas Phage wrote:
Dearest Sir,

I apologize in advance for the lack of notice regarding this correspondence. You may not recall, but in the past we served together in Her Majesty's navy while on patrol off the coast of Zanzibar during the Boer wars.

The purpose of this letter, as abrupt as it is, is to plead for your assistance. You may not be aware, but presently I am tackled in a belt. This unfortunate circumstance has befallen me during a most difficult time, and I am calling upon my skilled colleagues, past and present, to assist in extricating myself from this predicament. Any assistance you can afford to render would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Archibald Tarsas Phage III


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Zhade Lezte
#63 - 2012-10-13 00:15:05 UTC
Not ~the belt~!!!!!!
Bart Starr
Aggressive Structural Steel Expediting Services
#64 - 2012-10-14 20:49:36 UTC
I need HEPL!!!!!! in BETL!!!!
Bluetippedflyer
2 Canadians 1 Jar
#65 - 2012-10-15 00:07:29 UTC
tidi in effect but i'm in warp, see you in 2weeks
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#66 - 2012-10-15 01:36:31 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I'M ON MY WAY!!!


You thief, you!


I mean... VERILY! I SHALL PROCEED TOWARD YOUR PERSON!!!!

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Undeniable Chuck
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2012-10-15 13:07:01 UTC
Tarsas Phage wrote:
Dearest Sir,

I apologize in advance for the lack of notice regarding this correspondence. You may not recall, but in the past we served together in Her Majesty's navy while on patrol off the coast of Zanzibar during the Boer wars.

The purpose of this letter, as abrupt as it is, is to plead for your assistance. You may not be aware, but presently I am tackled in a belt. This unfortunate circumstance has befallen me during a most difficult time, and I am calling upon my skilled colleagues, past and present, to assist in extricating myself from this predicament. Any assistance you can afford to render would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Archibald Tarsas Phage III


Now thats what I call good posting. In warp comrade. Holdeth thou armour!
Andrejs L
Constantine.
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
#68 - 2012-10-16 14:27:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Andrejs L
Ill be there in 6 minutes....the same 6 minutes you gave me.
crastar
Norty Norty
#69 - 2012-10-16 15:02:53 UTC
50 mil and you can leave. make my wallet flash.
crastar
Norty Norty
#70 - 2012-10-16 15:03:54 UTC
10 seconds.
Tarsas Phage
Freight Club
#71 - 2012-10-16 15:21:58 UTC
crastar wrote:
10 seconds.


ISK sent minus 3 zeros off the price you were asking for! Now let me go!
Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#72 - 2012-10-24 21:55:09 UTC
help ama 3-1
Tarsas Phage
Freight Club
#73 - 2012-10-24 21:59:32 UTC
Tweety Bird wrote:
help ama 3-1


worping in erebus. pls refit to hic when i land
Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#74 - 2012-10-24 22:04:32 UTC
do u has smartbombs and full tank fit on gate with supers ready in case ur trouble?
CCP Falcon
#75 - 2012-10-26 19:46:34 UTC
Oh C&P, you so crazy <3

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