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$$$$ New Players! HighSec Law Enforcement Officers Wanted! Make lots of Money AND Have Fun! $$$$

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Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#1 - 2012-10-03 21:29:37 UTC
New player, may I first cordially welcome you to EVE. I am Galaxy Pig, one of the many Agents of the New Order of Highsec, our leader is James 315 the Savior of Highsec. We call him that, because it is exactly what he aims to do, save Highsec. Not only Highsec, but all of EVE.
From what you ask? Carebears. Highsec miners, that is. They seek the destruction of the game we hold so dear. You see, as I'm sure you already suspect, EVE is unlike any other game that has ever been. The carebears can't stand this, and actively work every day, right now, to turn it into a mirror of every other happy, peaceful, themepark MMO on the market. James 315 has worked tirelessly to explain how they go about this and how they have succeeded in the past on his greatly informative and entertaining website: www.MinerBumping.com

WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
We are outnumbered 100 to 1 by bots, or people who wish they were, who slowly get rich off of the safety they demanded from CCP!
You can get rich by helping us to stop them!
Nowhere in EVE is there a more lucrative profession that a new player can jump into with such ease.
Just make the pilgrimage to New Order Territory or contact me, James 315, or one of his many Agents, they will be happy to help you with the specifics, but most of all visit www.MinerBumping.com

After less than 48 hours training time your in your first bumping cruiser (paid for by the new order) making 10 million ISK per mining license you issue! You'll quickly have more ISK than you would following any other career path

The best part of all, IT'S FUN! More engaging and rewarding than mining, you'll wonder why you ever considered going down the long and lonely carebear route.

Not only will you be raking in the ISK, you are filling a much needed and noble roll in your community, HighSec Law Enforcement!

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#2 - 2012-10-05 08:32:09 UTC
Oink.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#3 - 2012-10-10 05:48:51 UTC
I repeat, oink.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#4 - 2012-10-11 04:38:49 UTC
Ah yes, the ol' 'everyone in the new order is an alt of James 315' b/s... And I suppose the 25 + bumpers in attendance of the bumper party last sunday: here were all a product of James' frantic dual-boxing. James 315 managed to once again annex a whole system all by himself. See, even if it was true, still impressive.

You see newbies, this is one of the coolest parts of joining the winning team in this war, we have inept carebear enemies that constantly provide entertainment and ISK. ;-)

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#5 - 2012-10-12 07:39:28 UTC
Oink.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#6 - 2012-10-19 11:55:30 UTC
I repeat, oink.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Roddy Mcrizzle
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-10-21 04:32:06 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD TYPE40
Sounds like a "Protection" Racket from Bumpers!!!! *snip*


EDIT: Personal attacks are not allowed - ISD Type40.
Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#8 - 2012-11-11 20:08:38 UTC
Bumper gathering today in Tolle!

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#9 - 2012-11-19 21:30:44 UTC
Join now and get in on Abusban, bumbin' around the Galaxy!

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-11-22 21:00:30 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD TYPE40
Roddy Mcrizzle wrote:
Sounds like a "Protection" Racket from Bumpers!!!! *snip*


Are you the guy that got angry & threatened to get your entire alliance to hunt me when I bumped you?


EDIT: Pardon the intrusion, just editing that quote - ISD Type40.

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ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-11-24 01:49:13 UTC
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