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Dec Shield - End of the Second Era

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The Zerg Overmind
Rule Reversal
#161 - 2012-10-11 04:35:27 UTC
Yuller wrote:
Sounds like a good idea but someone obviously didn't read the patch details....As a aggressor corp/alliance i find this very funny....Said corp enter with 1 war and then leave with so many they can't even hope to move for 1 week...Thats right the wars go with you for 1 week people.....Read the patch notes..Dec shield started out as a good idea before the patch but now is really useless for a corp that is trying to get out of a dec....Now if your a pvp corp then its party time or a aggressor alliance like we are It just adds up to free targets for 1 week....

That's funny, you were begging on your knees in an email to me to surrender for a billion. And then got very irate once I refused to let your tears end. Perhaps you missed that part of the story?
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#162 - 2012-10-11 11:20:57 UTC
We're still enjoying all these wars. So far only two downsides. They stay offline or leave corp and we need to add so many corps to the scouts Ugh

So far.... dec shield <3

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Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#163 - 2012-10-11 11:30:33 UTC
Had our first Dec Shield customer kill today.

It was fun, but I still wish I could declare new wars without paying half a billion. I don't mind a forever war, but can I at least continue to be a mercenary? I mean, CCP used that word more times than the current presidential candidates used "middle-class" in their campaigns.

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Hemmo Paskiainen
#164 - 2012-10-11 20:24:30 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Had our first Dec Shield customer kill today.

It was fun, but I still wish I could declare new wars without paying half a billion. I don't mind a forever war, but can I at least continue to be a mercenary? I mean, CCP used that word more times than the current presidential candidates used "middle-class" in their campaigns.


i like being in dec shield. whith 90 ish war dec's you have wt everywere for pew pew

If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?

Empirer Decartes
Syndicate Holdings
#165 - 2012-10-12 04:58:43 UTC
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Yuller wrote:
Sounds like a good idea but someone obviously didn't read the patch details....As a aggressor corp/alliance i find this very funny....Said corp enter with 1 war and then leave with so many they can't even hope to move for 1 week...Thats right the wars go with you for 1 week people.....Read the patch notes..Dec shield started out as a good idea before the patch but now is really useless for a corp that is trying to get out of a dec....Now if your a pvp corp then its party time or a aggressor alliance like we are It just adds up to free targets for 1 week....

That's funny, you were begging on your knees in an email to me to surrender for a billion. And then got very irate once I refused to let your tears end. Perhaps you missed that part of the story?


What a sad and sorry group of incapable, unwilling, misfits that you lead. If you'd only take the time to train them, help them, guide them they would not cower in the dark, uninformed and afraid of their petty foe they believe is grand.

You, Zerg, if that if your main... are a cancer on this game. Your offenses will not be forgotten.



The Zerg Overmind
Rule Reversal
#166 - 2012-10-12 06:07:24 UTC
Empirer Decartes wrote:

What a sad and sorry group of incapable, unwilling, misfits that you lead. If you'd only take the time to train them, help them, guide them they would not cower in the dark, uninformed and afraid of their petty foe they believe is grand.

You, Zerg, if that if your main... are a cancer on this game. Your offenses will not be forgotten.

Your bitter tears of anguish sustain us. I don't believe this is the first time we've heard you choking up, feebly attempting to mask that you sob yourself to sleep each night, impotent to prevent us from owning you. And yes, we own you, as is self evident by your failure to step back and accept your rapid decline to oblivion.

With each post you demonstrate your complete failure to understand the organizational structure and purpose of Dec Shield. Which is quite a remarkable demonstration of your slow wit, being that I've outlined it incredibly clearly and detailed every aspect of our operation.

We have been civil and courteous, even offering you a place at our side to enjoy the glorious gauntlet of 100 wars, and you choose to shed tears instead. Well those tears shall no longer go to waste. We'll keep a bucket open just for you, and when you've filled it with tears we shall release it to the community so that all may share in your hilarious disgrace. Please, retort.
Emerald Decartes
Syndicate Holdings
#167 - 2012-10-12 06:10:14 UTC
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Empirer Decartes wrote:

What a sad and sorry group of incapable, unwilling, misfits that you lead. If you'd only take the time to train them, help them, guide them they would not cower in the dark, uninformed and afraid of their petty foe they believe is grand.

You, Zerg, if that if your main... are a cancer on this game. Your offenses will not be forgotten.

Your bitter tears of anguish sustain us. I don't believe this is the first time we've heard you choking up, feebly attempting to mask that you sob yourself to sleep each night, impotent to prevent us from owning you. And yes, we own you, as is self evident by your failure to step back and accept your rapid decline to oblivion.

With each post you demonstrate your complete failure to understand the organizational structure and purpose of Dec Shield. Which is quite a remarkable demonstration of your slow wit, being that I've outlined it incredibly clearly and detailed every aspect of our operation.

We have been civil and courteous, even offering you a place at our side to enjoy the glorious gauntlet of 100 wars, and you choose to shed tears instead. Well those tears shall no longer go to waste. We'll keep a bucket open just for you, and when you've filled it with tears we shall release it to the community so that all may share in your hilarious disgrace. Please, retort.


lol, you're like a psychic... offering people false hope.

D.F.C.S. no TRUST in mankind no confidence IN goverment there will never be enduring FREEDOM.

Kc Decartes
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#168 - 2012-10-12 06:19:59 UTC
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Empirer Decartes wrote:

What a sad and sorry group of incapable, unwilling, misfits that you lead. If you'd only take the time to train them, help them, guide them they would not cower in the dark, uninformed and afraid of their petty foe they believe is grand.

You, Zerg, if that if your main... are a cancer on this game. Your offenses will not be forgotten.

Your bitter tears of anguish sustain us. I don't believe this is the first time we've heard you choking up, feebly attempting to mask that you sob yourself to sleep each night, impotent to prevent us from owning you. And yes, we own you, as is self evident by your failure to step back and accept your rapid decline to oblivion.

With each post you demonstrate your complete failure to understand the organizational structure and purpose of Dec Shield. Which is quite a remarkable demonstration of your slow wit, being that I've outlined it incredibly clearly and detailed every aspect of our operation.

We have been civil and courteous, even offering you a place at our side to enjoy the glorious gauntlet of 100 wars, and you choose to shed tears instead. Well those tears shall no longer go to waste. We'll keep a bucket open just for you, and when you've filled it with tears we shall release it to the community so that all may share in your hilarious disgrace. Please, retort.


I've been working on this new strategy. One time I seen this dude take out a medium pos in high sec with a nightmare and and a nighthawk. He could range the guns. Was very impressive. I can't want until I find one of your clients pos's. I've been wanted to test this for like a year now.

Thank you for dec shield.... that doesn't mean Ed is wrong though... you are a cancer m8. Just saying.... no need to get all emo about it.

KcD

D.F.C.S.

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#169 - 2012-10-12 06:56:52 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Kc Decartes wrote:
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Empirer Decartes wrote:

What a sad and sorry group of incapable, unwilling, misfits that you lead. If you'd only take the time to train them, help them, guide them they would not cower in the dark, uninformed and afraid of their petty foe they believe is grand.

You, Zerg, if that if your main... are a cancer on this game. Your offenses will not be forgotten.

Your bitter tears of anguish sustain us. I don't believe this is the first time we've heard you choking up, feebly attempting to mask that you sob yourself to sleep each night, impotent to prevent us from owning you. And yes, we own you, as is self evident by your failure to step back and accept your rapid decline to oblivion.

With each post you demonstrate your complete failure to understand the organizational structure and purpose of Dec Shield. Which is quite a remarkable demonstration of your slow wit, being that I've outlined it incredibly clearly and detailed every aspect of our operation.

We have been civil and courteous, even offering you a place at our side to enjoy the glorious gauntlet of 100 wars, and you choose to shed tears instead. Well those tears shall no longer go to waste. We'll keep a bucket open just for you, and when you've filled it with tears we shall release it to the community so that all may share in your hilarious disgrace. Please, retort.


I've been working on this new strategy. One time I seen this dude take out a medium pos in high sec with a nightmare and and a nighthawk. He could range the guns. Was very impressive. I can't want until I find one of your clients pos's. I've been wanted to test this for like a year now.

Thank you for dec shield.... that doesn't mean Ed is wrong though... you are a cancer m8. Just saying.... no need to get all emo about it.

KcD


and you and your side kick "Ed" the talking donkey are really bad at posting

corp jumping cry babies just became appealing to me... again

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Enderw Wiggin
Syndicate Holdings
#170 - 2012-10-12 07:01:34 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Praetoxx
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Empirer Decartes wrote:

What a sad and sorry group of incapable, unwilling, misfits that you lead. If you'd only take the time to train them, help them, guide them they would not cower in the dark, uninformed and afraid of their petty foe they believe is grand.

You, Zerg, if that if your main... are a cancer on this game. Your offenses will not be forgotten.

Your bitter tears of anguish sustain us. I don't believe this is the first time we've heard you choking up, feebly attempting to mask that you sob yourself to sleep each night, impotent to prevent us from owning you. And yes, we own you, as is self evident by your failure to step back and accept your rapid decline to oblivion.

With each post you demonstrate your complete failure to understand the organizational structure and purpose of Dec Shield. Which is quite a remarkable demonstration of your slow wit, being that I've outlined it incredibly clearly and detailed every aspect of our operation.

We have been civil and courteous, even offering you a place at our side to enjoy the glorious gauntlet of 100 wars, and you choose to shed tears instead. Well those tears shall no longer go to waste. We'll keep a bucket open just for you, and when you've filled it with tears we shall release it to the community so that all may share in your hilarious disgrace. Please, retort.



lulz

*snip*
No ASCII art on the forums please!
- ISD Praetoxx

Best get the umbrella out. Zerg seems upset. He's going to make It rain "dec ambassador" war dec notifications xD
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#171 - 2012-10-12 07:07:26 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Praetoxx
Enderw Wiggin wrote:
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Empirer Decartes wrote:

What a sad and sorry group of incapable, unwilling, misfits that you lead. If you'd only take the time to train them, help them, guide them they would not cower in the dark, uninformed and afraid of their petty foe they believe is grand.

You, Zerg, if that if your main... are a cancer on this game. Your offenses will not be forgotten.

Your bitter tears of anguish sustain us. I don't believe this is the first time we've heard you choking up, feebly attempting to mask that you sob yourself to sleep each night, impotent to prevent us from owning you. And yes, we own you, as is self evident by your failure to step back and accept your rapid decline to oblivion.

With each post you demonstrate your complete failure to understand the organizational structure and purpose of Dec Shield. Which is quite a remarkable demonstration of your slow wit, being that I've outlined it incredibly clearly and detailed every aspect of our operation.

We have been civil and courteous, even offering you a place at our side to enjoy the glorious gauntlet of 100 wars, and you choose to shed tears instead. Well those tears shall no longer go to waste. We'll keep a bucket open just for you, and when you've filled it with tears we shall release it to the community so that all may share in your hilarious disgrace. Please, retort.



lulz

*snip*
No ASCII art on the forums please!
- ISD Praetoxx

Best get the umbrella out. Zerg seems upset. He's going to make It rain "dec ambassador" war dec notifications xD



same corp as KcD why am I not surprised.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Suitonia
Order of the Red Kestrel
#172 - 2012-10-12 12:21:01 UTC
How long do you think it will take for KcD to realize the actual point of Dec Shield? It's already been spelled out for him and pretty sure he replied directly to several of the posts telling him.

I'm going to go with never.

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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#173 - 2012-10-12 14:28:50 UTC
Suitonia wrote:
How long do you think it will take for KcD to realize the actual point of Dec Shield? It's already been spelled out for him and pretty sure he replied directly to several of the posts telling him.

I'm going to go with never.


KcD is too busy padding his killboard with cyno kills to notice what's really going on... but... then.. it is... his 15 bucks

I hope that's not your main

no more games... it's real this time!!!

The Zerg Overmind
Rule Reversal
#174 - 2012-10-12 15:52:48 UTC
Wow this guy is more ruffled than a bag of potato chips. I step away for the night and come back to find he's spammed out the thread with his alts, all named the same, agreeing with himself. They even have the same forum signatures, lol
Isana Tori
Doomheim
#175 - 2012-10-12 15:59:47 UTC
My years of Spanish has taught me that all of the alts have the last name meaning "of Cartes"

Also, his jimmies are in fact rustled.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#176 - 2012-10-12 16:03:39 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
The Zerg Overmind wrote:
Wow this guy is more ruffled than a bag of potato chips. I step away for the night and come back to find he's spammed out the thread with his alts, all named the same, agreeing with himself. They even have the same forum signatures, lol


the term is "inceptionfag", KcD is an inceptionfag, that is all

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Kal Arkhenty
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#177 - 2012-10-12 16:29:34 UTC
Isana Tori wrote:
My years of Spanish has taught me that all of the alts have the last name meaning "of Cartes".


Or, he attempted to look book-smart but failed to correctly spell "Descartes".
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#178 - 2012-10-12 16:58:47 UTC
Kal Arkhenty wrote:
Isana Tori wrote:
My years of Spanish has taught me that all of the alts have the last name meaning "of Cartes".


Or, he attempted to look book-smart but failed to correctly spell "Descartes".
Or he's warning you about putting decartes before dehorses.

Who put the goat in there?

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#179 - 2012-10-12 18:01:33 UTC
Hemmo Paskiainen wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Had our first Dec Shield customer kill today.

It was fun, but I still wish I could declare new wars without paying half a billion. I don't mind a forever war, but can I at least continue to be a mercenary? I mean, CCP used that word more times than the current presidential candidates used "middle-class" in their campaigns.


i like being in dec shield. whith 90 ish war dec's you have wt everywere for pew pew


Then please come to highsec and stop logging off everytime ..... cuz we have been running locaters on you guys for ever. Ugh

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

ISD Praetoxx
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#180 - 2012-10-12 18:52:59 UTC
Thread cleaned.

Keep posts constructive and on topic!
- ISD Praetoxx

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