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It's not that kind of pot plant.
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Jago Kain
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-10-08 22:57:37 UTC
I'm probably not the only one to have noticed the increasingly frequent "rented house turned into cannabis factory and then busted after the police helicopter FLIR spots the glow from three counties away" stories in the UK newspapers.

Turns out they've all been doing it wrong and the best method seems to be to give the plants to a couple of pensioners in the distinctly not heated by sodium lights hamlet of Bedford.

Take a look at this.... made me smile. Big smile

Disclaimer.... drugs are just bad m'kay.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-10-08 23:01:39 UTC
Hehe, crazy old people can get away with lies P

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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stoicfaux
#3 - 2012-10-09 00:35:17 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Hehe, crazy old people can get away with lies P


Idiot.

Think about how old you are and how old, old people are. Now think about everything you've seen in done in your years. Now divide an old person's age by your own age to get how many "lifetimes" that the old person has on you.

For example: if you're forty and your grandmother is eighty, your grandmother has lived *two* of your lifetimes.

This is why I don't trust old people. I look at all I've seen and done over the years, and then I realize that old people have seen/done at least *twice* as much as I have. The potential difference is downright scary.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-10-09 00:42:17 UTC
wat

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stoicfaux
#5 - 2012-10-09 22:48:31 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
wat

Old people! They're the real life BitterVets! They have two to four times the skill points that you whippersnappers have! They play Eve in real life with real money and real weapons! Only a young person who has no appreciation of how much a person can learn in 80 years would believe that grandpa and grandma had no idea that it was a pot tree!


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Kehro Urgus
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-10-10 00:55:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Kehro Urgus
We had an incident here in Alberta Canada where the Royal Canadian Mounted Police "busted" someone who was growing wild daisies which the police thought was some new strain of pot. Lol

Yeeee! 
Kehro Urgus
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-10-10 01:55:03 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Hehe, crazy old people can get away with lies P


My Grandmother had a Cannabis hedge before it was outlawed. Bear

Yeeee! 
Dirty Wizard
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-10-10 05:30:08 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Hehe, crazy old people can get away with lies P
You'd be surprised at just how many elderly people are so totally oblivious and ignorant to what's going on around them.

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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#9 - 2012-10-10 06:46:50 UTC
Dirty Wizard wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Hehe, crazy old people can get away with lies P
You'd be surprised at just how many elderly people are so totally oblivious and ignorant to what's going on around them.


Different times.
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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#10 - 2012-10-10 18:48:31 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
wat


hes trying to verbally describe to you : LEMONPARTY , he just being circumspect about it Big smile

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-10-10 19:09:41 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
wat


hes trying to verbally describe to you : LEMONPARTY , he just being circumspect about it Big smile


oooooooooooh, Lol

I must be getting senile in my old age

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highonpop
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2012-10-10 19:17:21 UTC
The key is to use Compact Fluorescent Lights. I can grow any type of plant inside with less than 150W of power and not give off a IR signature any larger than a regular floor lamp.

FC, what do?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-10-10 19:22:53 UTC
highonpop wrote:
The key is to use Compact Fluorescent Lights. I can grow any type of plant inside with less than 150W of power and not give off a IR signature any larger than a regular floor lamp.


Try growing a quality pot plant on that...

considering the requirements of a tropical plant unless you live in the tropics the system will run you about $150,000 because it needs constant irrigation, temperature, and UV lighting

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highonpop
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2012-10-10 20:42:07 UTC  |  Edited by: highonpop
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
highonpop wrote:
The key is to use Compact Fluorescent Lights. I can grow any type of plant inside with less than 150W of power and not give off a IR signature any larger than a regular floor lamp.


Try growing a quality pot plant on that...

considering the requirements of a tropical plant unless you live in the tropics the system will run you about $150,000 because it needs constant irrigation, temperature, and UV lighting



I have done it twice.

First time I grew a nice small shrubbery of a plant (topped it and trimmed it to make is short and fat) that myself and my room mate (at the time) smoked on for quite some time. It was actually some pretty good product.
Second time, it didnt go so well...


Check out rollitup.org they have an entire forum section dedicated to using CFL's

FC, what do?
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-10-11 20:34:17 UTC
Very sad. That really is a beautiful shrub the old folks grew. There should be a permit. Kind of like medical marijuana. "Ornamental use only marijuana."