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Jovian Exotic Dancers - Female
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Gaufres
Just Keep Hanging On
#1 - 2012-09-25 03:05:32 UTC
I have over 700k Exotic Dancers - Female in my employ. I was asked if I had any Jovian Exotic Dancers. A quick check of the database showed there were none in my employ.

So, that got me to thinking. Do the Jovians have Exotic Dancers and if so, can one be recruited?

To this end, does anyone know to whom or where I would send a request to the Jovian representatives?
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#2 - 2012-09-25 03:52:44 UTC
I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-09-25 05:25:24 UTC
I always thought that for Sansha, being dead is not an acceptable excuse for not being a dancer...

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-09-25 08:07:07 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead.


When they finally show up again, a lot of people are going to be very surprised...

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#5 - 2012-09-25 11:12:16 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead.


When they finally show up again, a lot of people are going to be very surprised...



Then my dear fellow, we throw a huge party. I'll gladly supply the booze
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#6 - 2012-09-25 21:22:45 UTC
Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Gaufres
Just Keep Hanging On
#7 - 2012-09-25 21:38:47 UTC
I for one, believe the Jovians are still alive. When I dock at one of their stations, I see human crews that are being paid by someone. I do admit that all interaction with higher level station personel is done by non-visual com-screens, but unless it is a myth maintained by Concord, there must be living Jovians in the station or they communicate their wishes to you from some other place by some undetected means.

Maybe an avenue would be through the Concord. Surely, they must have a means of getting communications to the Jovians.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#8 - 2012-09-26 05:36:19 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures.


Agreed.

While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#9 - 2012-09-26 11:14:18 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures.


Agreed.

While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit.


Pfft, after a few drink of my home brew you'll glady watch a drone buzz around Lol
Red Miromme
Scarlet Ventures
#10 - 2012-09-27 18:38:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Red Miromme
Anabella Rella wrote:
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures.


Agreed.

While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit.



Where there is no mainstream need, there is always a fetishist need. This is a perfect opportunity to take advantage of a niche market.

Business 101, m'friends!

Red Miromme Chief Diplomat and Recruitment Officer, Jin-Mei Mercantile Club
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
#11 - 2012-09-27 20:37:15 UTC
Red Miromme wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures.


Agreed.

While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit.



Where there is no mainstream need, there is always a fetishist need. This is a perfect opportunity to take advantage of a niche market.

Business 101, m'friends!


Well, superficial genemodding to give someone the appearance of a Jovian would be fairly inexpensive for a capsuleer. You could probably put together a whole troupe of jovian look-a-like dancers for under ten million.

Fear and Loathing in Internet Spaceships
Gaufres
Just Keep Hanging On
#12 - 2012-09-29 01:40:10 UTC
Yes, you may be able to approximate what a Jovian looks like, but..... would you pay ISK for a fake when it may be possible to see the real thing?
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
#13 - 2012-09-29 01:56:30 UTC
Based on the amount of capsuleer lookalike fetish porn floating around on Galnet.

I would say yes, people would

Fear and Loathing in Internet Spaceships
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#14 - 2012-10-04 22:06:35 UTC
Gaufres wrote:
Yes, you may be able to approximate what a Jovian looks like, but..... would you pay ISK for a fake when it may be possible to see the real thing?


Again, alcohol, and no one will care my friend, capsuleer or baseliner--they will gladly release their bills into your hand for any entertainment if you keep the liquor and beer flowing freely.
kermit 3
Space Wolves ind.
Solyaris Chtonium
#15 - 2012-10-05 12:53:10 UTC
WELL IF YOU BUY SOME OF OUR BOOSTERS I CAN PRATICALY GAURANTEE YOU WILL SEE JOVIAN EXOTIC DANCERS AMOUNG OTHER THINGS


ITS GOOD TO BE HIGH Twisted
Llyandrian
Livestock Science Exchange
#16 - 2012-10-05 18:07:15 UTC

The Jovians are as voracious for information as they are secretive about themselves; they are therefore undoubtedly already well aware of your interest and equally unlikely to fullfil your request.

Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead.


Wishful thinking.
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#17 - 2012-10-05 19:18:42 UTC
You never know.

All it takes is one Hermey the Misfit Jovian Female that always wanted to be an exotic dancer, and bingo! P

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#18 - 2012-10-05 19:41:54 UTC
Llyandrian wrote:

The Jovians are as voracious for information as they are secretive about themselves; they are therefore undoubtedly already well aware of your interest and equally unlikely to fullfil your request.

Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead.


Wishful thinking.


I'd like to see your evidence that they are still alive.

On the other hand, Nation has been in their stations and found not a single one, much to our chagrin.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#19 - 2012-10-06 07:49:54 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:

On the other hand, Nation has been in their stations and found not a single one, much to our chagrin.


Didn't Angel Cartel already do that like... some 80 years ago?
Hardly proves anything, really.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Gaufres
Just Keep Hanging On
#20 - 2012-10-11 02:45:32 UTC
A short, concise communication has been sent to a Concord Administrator seeking information for a Jovian Contact. As of this date, no reply has been received from Concord. If Concord is not forthcoming, a different avenue will have to be explored.
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