EVE General Discussion

Thanks people, it means a lot to the little, empty, cold place where my soul used to be.

As as a reverse twisted birthday gift to you all, let me list some points of the next ship balancing overhaul*:

• Drake will now have a +5% bonus to civilian miners per level
• Tengu now has a random chance to lose 1 sub-system every time it warps out
• All Gallente ships now have the unique ability to surrender in combat - they also have +100% MWD speed to run away faster
• The Abaddon now has a black skin, 8 launchers and a torpedo / cruise missile rate of fire per level bonus instead of the large energy turret damage per level bonus
• All Minmatar ships are now affected by salvager modules, causing them to lose hull damage at each successful cycle
• As part of the EVE-DUST link, all dreadnoughts in siege mode now turn into huge mega-maids of doom capable sucking all air out of temperate planets

* This is just a joke. Please do not take any of this seriously. Prolonged use may lead to uncontrolled ranting, forum rage, tears, hair loss, sterility, cancer and ultimately death.

** CCP Fozzie you're going to pay for this treachery.