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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#41 - 2012-09-11 00:28:00 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Moved from General Discussion to the Out of pod experience.

Thanks and fly safe!


But.. but... these are questions about Eve Sad


Tell you what, I'll put it back - but keep it about EVE please Pirate

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#42 - 2012-09-11 00:30:35 UTC
Yay!! Time to nerd out!!

*goes to dig around in EVE lore and stuffs*
Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#43 - 2012-09-11 00:33:25 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Why doesn't CONCORD leave me alone and do something about all the Angels, Guristas, Blood Raiders, Sanshas, and rogue drones?



CONCORD was set-up with the assistance of the Jovian race to ensure the balance of power between the 4 main factions. The other groups were not around when CONCORD was created, and even though they are powerful, they do not have anywhere near as much influence as the Big 4.
Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#44 - 2012-09-11 01:17:00 UTC
Webvan wrote:
Where did so much water come from to fill the entire universe??? Shocked



If you are talking about the EVE universe, it doesn't have to be an actual fluid. It could be some kind of superfluid. The warp drives of our ships would create electromagnetic waves that would interact with this superfluid, explaining why we don't keep accelerating and why there is drag.
Raiz Nhell
PeregrineXII
#45 - 2012-09-11 01:28:17 UTC
Why does my pod goo taste like skittles?

If a pod will always survive the destruction of the ship with no damage, why don't we make the whole ship out of pod stuff.

Why doesn't my door open... I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go :)

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.

Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#46 - 2012-09-11 01:33:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Paul Oliver
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Why does my pod goo taste like skittles?
Strange, I always thought mine had a sort of pine taste to it.

Oh and speaking of pods, why is it my pod can survive the destruction of a starship but not a couple rounds of weapon fire?
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2012-09-11 01:40:46 UTC
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Moved from General Discussion to the Out of pod experience.

Thanks and fly safe!


But.. but... these are questions about Eve Sad


Tell you what, I'll put it back - but keep it about EVE please Pirate


And this is why you're my favorite ISD Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#48 - 2012-09-11 01:43:27 UTC
Paul Oliver wrote:
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Why does my pod goo taste like skittles?
Strange, I always thought mine had a sort of pine taste to it.

Oh and speaking of pods, why is it my pod can survive the destruction of a starship but not a couple rounds of weapon fire?



The most likely answer is that the Pod has a short lived shield that would protect it long enough to survive the initial explosion of your ship. That is, however, a very different matter than surviving a direct impact from super high velocity kinetic or phased particle weaponry. Much like a compression wave from a bomb detonating might knock you off your feet and make your ears ring, but a direct hit from a much smaller projectile would destroy your head.
Raiz Nhell
PeregrineXII
#49 - 2012-09-11 01:45:18 UTC
Paul Oliver wrote:
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Why does my pod goo taste like skittles?
Strange, I always thought mine had a sort of pine taste to it.

Oh and speaking of pods, why is it my pod can survive the destruction of a starship but not a couple rounds of weapon fire?



The pine taste is from that little tree hanging off the rear view mirror...
The one that someone didn't use when they backed their Bestower into my shiny new Harpy :(

Why does my mighty starship bounce off other mighty starships, but refuses to do the same for things like artillery shells and missiles... I want to pilot a fire ship :)

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.

Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#50 - 2012-09-11 01:45:28 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Moved from General Discussion to the Out of pod experience.

Thanks and fly safe!


But.. but... these are questions about Eve Sad


Tell you what, I'll put it back - but keep it about EVE please Pirate


And this is why you're my favorite ISD Big smile



Now lets make sure we stay on his good side and keep it EVE related. Besides I love trying to answer these questions with either EVE lore or with real world explanations (accuracy not guaranteed). CoolCool
Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#51 - 2012-09-11 01:49:44 UTC
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Paul Oliver wrote:
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Why does my pod goo taste like skittles?
Strange, I always thought mine had a sort of pine taste to it.

Oh and speaking of pods, why is it my pod can survive the destruction of a starship but not a couple rounds of weapon fire?



The pine taste is from that little tree hanging off the rear view mirror...
The one that someone didn't use when they backed their Bestower into my shiny new Harpy :(

Why does my mighty starship bounce off other mighty starships, but refuses to do the same for things like artillery shells and missiles... I want to pilot a fire ship :)



Any taste in pod fluid would be down to the nutrients suspended in it that sustain us. If yours tastes of pine perhaps its time for a fluid change What?

As for why starships bounce off each other, that's simple. Shields, most likely navigational ones. Much like the basic deflector array in Star Trek, designed to deflect everything from sub atomic particles all the way up to small asteroids. Our ships would by necessity have a similar arrangement to protect from accidental (or in the case of freighter gankers) purposeful collisions.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2012-09-11 02:23:07 UTC
Valentine Silverfox wrote:



Any taste in pod fluid would be down to the nutrients suspended in it that sustain us. If yours tastes of pine perhaps its time for a fluid change What?

As for why starships bounce off each other, that's simple. Shields, most likely navigational ones. Much like the basic deflector array in Star Trek, designed to deflect everything from sub atomic particles all the way up to small asteroids. Our ships would by necessity have a similar arrangement to protect from accidental (or in the case of freighter gankers) purposeful collisions.


Collisions used to damage ships... turns out the jita undock is a deathtrap.

My pod fluid tastes like gasoline... should I be worried?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#53 - 2012-09-11 02:27:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
Valentine Silverfox wrote:
Webvan wrote:
Where did so much water come from to fill the entire universe??? Shocked



If you are talking about the EVE universe, it doesn't have to be an actual fluid. It could be some kind of superfluid. The warp drives of our ships would create electromagnetic waves that would interact with this superfluid, explaining why we don't keep accelerating and why there is drag.
The flaw in that theory is that you are only looking at the trajectory of ships, while the entire universe is subject to the adverse effects of whatever catastrophe took place (e.g. planets and moons in a static state etc). So it's not just intergalactic travel which has been effected, but the physics of the universe on a whole.

Could the EVE universe represent the product of a multiversal white hole? And one full of tears? ;_;

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Raiz Nhell
PeregrineXII
#54 - 2012-09-11 02:32:56 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Valentine Silverfox wrote:



Any taste in pod fluid would be down to the nutrients suspended in it that sustain us. If yours tastes of pine perhaps its time for a fluid change What?

As for why starships bounce off each other, that's simple. Shields, most likely navigational ones. Much like the basic deflector array in Star Trek, designed to deflect everything from sub atomic particles all the way up to small asteroids. Our ships would by necessity have a similar arrangement to protect from accidental (or in the case of freighter gankers) purposeful collisions.


Collisions used to damage ships... turns out the jita undock is a deathtrap.

My pod fluid tastes like gasoline... should I be worried?



I would pay a large amount of isks/body parts to see freighter/BS/Dread ramming the Jita undock causing spectacular amounts of damage and forum threads.

And yes gasoline is bad... you should see a doctor, or change your shampoo...

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.

Valentine Silverfox
Kr 4d10 5s1
#55 - 2012-09-11 02:37:57 UTC
Webvan wrote:
Valentine Silverfox wrote:
Webvan wrote:
Where did so much water come from to fill the entire universe??? Shocked



If you are talking about the EVE universe, it doesn't have to be an actual fluid. It could be some kind of superfluid. The warp drives of our ships would create electromagnetic waves that would interact with this superfluid, explaining why we don't keep accelerating and why there is drag.


The flaw in that theory is that you are only looking at the trajectory of ships, while the entire universe is subject to the adverse effects of whatever catastrophe took place (e.g. planets and moons in a static state etc). So it's not just intergalactic travel which has been effected, but the physics of the universe on a whole.

Could the EVE universe represent the product of a white hole? And one full of tears? ;_;



You assume that there was some kind of catastrophe, without considering the possibility that the physics of New Eden aren't just naturally occurring.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#56 - 2012-09-11 02:42:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Ptraci
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


My pod fluid tastes like gasoline... should I be worried?


Only if you're in a minmatar ship. They tend to spark a lot... but it's nothing a bit of chewing gum won't fix.
Raiz Nhell
PeregrineXII
#57 - 2012-09-11 02:47:36 UTC
Valentine Silverfox wrote:

You assume that there was some kind of catastrophe, without considering the possibility that the physics of New Eden aren't just naturally occurring.


They must be naturally occurring physics... we have a universe full of them...

And since the entire experience is bought to us via mind links or virtual reality of some description it could just be the way the the system portrays the physics to us so we don't have to do hard math.

In fact the entire pod experience is a figment of your ships imagination... we only know its correct cause we see the ships from the CQ.

The railgun/missile/laser trails are just the ship dumbing down for us clones what it sees with its sensors... Same with warping through planets, the ship sees a warp tunnel/hard radiation... it shows us a pretty effect so we don't wig out....

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#58 - 2012-09-11 02:59:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
Valentine Silverfox wrote:
Webvan wrote:
Valentine Silverfox wrote:
Webvan wrote:
Where did so much water come from to fill the entire universe??? Shocked



If you are talking about the EVE universe, it doesn't have to be an actual fluid. It could be some kind of superfluid. The warp drives of our ships would create electromagnetic waves that would interact with this superfluid, explaining why we don't keep accelerating and why there is drag.


The flaw in that theory is that you are only looking at the trajectory of ships, while the entire universe is subject to the adverse effects of whatever catastrophe took place (e.g. planets and moons in a static state etc). So it's not just intergalactic travel which has been effected, but the physics of the universe on a whole.

Could the EVE universe represent the product of a white hole? And one full of tears? ;_;



You assume that there was some kind of catastrophe, without considering the possibility that the physics of New Eden aren't just naturally occurring.
I don't follow. Apart from the event horizon of a black hole, wouldn't physics generally remain uniform throughout the structure of a universe? There should be a center, edge, and outer region, all uniform by the laws of physics. My only logical explanation is a theoretical white hole universe, and possibly on another dimensional plane where the laws of physics could have been altered; time and space itself, manipulated.

So you have a black hole in this universe, that displaces matter into the exit - a connected white hole, forming another universe there. Surely catastrophe for the contributing universe. Theoretically, this other universe could be one-millionth of an inch away from our existing universe, as you could reach out and touch it from where you are sitting, yet nearly infinitely too far away to actually touch.

This would also explain why there is an "up" and "down" in EVE, as it is a lower dimension, possible a two dimensional universe.... full of tears. Though I only say "two dimensional" for arguments sake (to avoid), as our universe is four-dimensional. The one where our matter came from is five-dimensional most likely.

(btw this is all actual theory, I think generally apart from "lower" dimensional levels in it though that is not far fetched and I think explains certain oddities of time and space theory. It also fits well with the theoretical digital universe and the data structures on black hole event horizons and the edge of the universe being digitally reproduced/readable of everything contained within down to every subatomic particle.)

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#59 - 2012-09-11 03:33:48 UTC
Whats the distance between jumpgate since we can't just warp from system to system?
Pipa Porto
#60 - 2012-09-11 03:53:43 UTC
Uris Vitgar wrote:
How are you able to see what's behind you when travelling thousands of times faster than light?


There's actually a real answer for that. Camera Drones provide the data that your capsuleer's brain interprets as the view you see.

Now, how are camera drones invisible and invulnerable?

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