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TheBreadMuncher

Protus Correction Facility Inc.

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#1 - 2012-09-09 18:43:57 UTC | Edited by: TheBreadMuncher

There is one truly indisputable fact in EVE: Ogre IIs are slow.

Now, I think that this is unfair. We have implants and boosters to make tanks bigger, to make more pew happen and to make swirly colours in your brain. So why is it that I can't force my ogres to down a can of Quafe and zoom around at 5km/s? It'd be quite nice to be able to blitz sites with them in the same way dedicated PVE players in tengus can pop a pill and tank an entire complex with a single shield booster.

Would like some dev input as to why organic digestion is restricted purely to capsuleers and not their metal pets.

EDIT: Recently spotted this and thought it would provide a good example as to what I'm after. 0:30 is the kind of orbiting:
http://screen.yahoo.com/goofy-hamsters-spin-around-30520011.html

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lanyaie Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory. Likes received: 1,257	#2 - 2012-09-09 18:48:33 UTC \| Edited by: lanyaie to have people creating these kind of threads that entertain us also: this thread will be going places also you don't need boosters for a complex in a tengu ANCILLARY SHIELD BOOSTERS WIN at eve Spaceprincess People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

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Adam Junior Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 225	#3 - 2012-09-09 18:49:00 UTC posting in a stealth nerf tengu whine thread

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Melina Lin Universal Frog Likes received: 104	#4 - 2012-09-09 19:01:27 UTC My drones are easily excitable already and the last thing they need is a "party-in-a-can". tyvm

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Hendrik Tiberius Red Phoenix Rising Likes received: 11	#5 - 2012-09-09 19:11:57 UTC 2 TheBreadMuncher wrote: ... EDIT: Recently spotted this and thought it would provide a good example as to what I'm after. 0:30 is the kind of orbiting: http://screen.yahoo.com/goofy-hamsters-spin-around-30520011.html The video is awesome!

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Ptraci 3 R Corporation Likes received: 2,122	#6 - 2012-09-11 11:00:09 UTC 1 TheBreadMuncher wrote: Why can't I feed my drones Quafe Ultra? I dunno. Try pouring a can of soft drink on your computer please. Should improve the quality of your posts.

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Azami Nevinyrall 172.0.0.1 Likes received: 2,274	#7 - 2012-09-11 11:05:34 UTC IB4 ISD ...

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Luis Graca Likes received: 236	#8 - 2012-09-11 11:06:37 UTC why not putting implants on them to?

Thorn Galen

Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse

The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary

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#9 - 2012-09-11 11:07:22 UTC

Oh boy.

Don't go there. I tried and they rusted in less than a day.
First, the propulsion systems went online on their own accord. Next to go was their AI. They forced the dronebay doors open and started attacking Concord ships in the area, taking random shots and scooting away.

When they accomplished that, they all took a beeline for the nearest Sun, where long-range telescopes showed them suiciding into the Sun.

'Twas tragic.

Never again.

I Lost BB, Bobo, Bibi and Bip.

Moral of the story - Never feed your Drones anything you wouldn't give your enemy.

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance

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Virgil Travis Non Constructive Self Management Likes received: 837	#10 - 2012-09-11 13:20:41 UTC 1 I feed mine a mixture of gorilla milk and budgie sweat. Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.

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Rodj Blake PIE Inc. Khimi Harar Likes received: 2,669	#11 - 2012-09-11 13:32:49 UTC Quafe Ultra is the reason rogue drones went rogue. Do you want your drones to go rogue in the middle of a fight? WELL DO YOU? Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

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Alice Saki Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory. Likes received: 126,785	#12 - 2012-09-11 13:46:05 UTC Dafuq FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.