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KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation 534
highonpop KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 534	#41 - 2012-09-07 17:32:13 UTC 2 IDK about kids, but you could at least give us midgets.... FC, what do?

Doomheim 8,040
Paul Oliver Doomheim Likes received: 8,040	#42 - 2012-09-07 20:21:56 UTC 2 highonpop wrote: IDK about kids, but you could at least give us midgets.... I would totally play an Amarrian religious reclaimer dwarf. `Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).`

Cede Forster

Deep Core Mining Inc.

Caldari State

Likes received: 145

#43 - 2012-09-07 20:33:12 UTC

Paul Oliver wrote:

highonpop wrote:

IDK about kids, but you could at least give us midgets....

I would totally play an Amarrian religious reclaimer dwarf.

Azami Nevinyrall wrote:

Alayna Le'line wrote:

Oh yeah, blowing kids up. That'll go over well with the general (and even more so: US) public.

Apperently you never read any of the books. Children not only get slaughtered, but the Amarrs **** them on a daily basis, in disturbingly high detail...

and there i was, thinking it can not get more weird

Paul Oliver

Doomheim

Likes received: 8,040

#44 - 2012-09-07 21:03:37 UTC | Edited by: Paul Oliver

Cede Forster wrote:

Paul Oliver wrote:

highonpop wrote:

IDK about kids, but you could at least give us midgets....

I would totally play an Amarrian religious reclaimer dwarf.

Azami Nevinyrall wrote:

Alayna Le'line wrote:

Oh yeah, blowing kids up. That'll go over well with the general (and even more so: US) public.

Apperently you never read any of the books. Children not only get slaughtered, but the Amarrs **** them on a daily basis, in disturbingly high detail...

and there i was, thinking it can not get more weird

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Dr. Seuss

*wanders off to enjoy green eggs and spam with two Ni-Kunni transexuals and their Intaki pimp.*

Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).

DarthNefarius

Minmatar Heavy Industries

Likes received: 1,307

#45 - 2012-09-07 21:15:39 UTC

NULL sec is already a pubescent play ground of bloody chrildren throwing poop at each others in the sandboxe & kicking down each other's sandcastles. The AVATARs area lie behind them are lil two year old monsters

An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'

Doomheim 1
Heo Yun Mi Doomheim Likes received: 1	#46 - 2012-09-07 21:17:06 UTC 1 At the station


DarthNefarius Minmatar Heavy Industries Likes received: 1,307	#47 - 2012-09-07 21:17:30 UTC I doubt the carbon technology could support short & tall peeps interacting well is the real reason we don't got midgets `An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'`

Paul Oliver

Doomheim

Likes received: 8,040

#48 - 2012-09-07 21:34:41 UTC

DarthNefarius wrote:

I doubt the carbon technology could support short & tall peeps interacting well is the real reason we don't got midgets

I suppose if you really wanted to you could zoom out your character and move it to the bottom so only part of the head is showing and fake a wee folk. Big smile

Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).

Johan Civire

Caldari Provisions

Caldari State

Likes received: 1,190

#49 - 2012-09-07 23:04:51 UTC

Ice Shard wrote:

Why is there not any children chars in EVE? All chars is younger grown people or you can make them older in diffrent shapes and dresses! Why is not a low skilled player a child, high skilled player a old man! Will we miss our childhood in the future of EVE when we becomes older? Will EVE last if our Childhood is erased? Just a small thought in a big Universe! Shocked

What is this the sims or what?

Alpheias

Tactical Farmers.

Tactical Farmers

Likes received: 9,004

#50 - 2012-09-08 01:26:14 UTC

Ice Shard wrote:

Well those Child chars (clones) is not so easy to pod after all Twisted

In the Eve future those low skilled pilots (below 3 m) have a new ship class to fly, former Fighter bombers Shocked

But the problem is, that it needs two noob pilots to fly them! Two noobs take down my officer fitted Vindi Oops

WTF!

We have all been children, some plays EVE.....

Others make stupid threads about the lack of children in EVE...

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Machiavellian Space Bastards 28,489
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards Likes received: 28,489	#51 - 2012-09-08 08:27:47 UTC There are no children because pod goo is Soylent Green (jnr). In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack

State War Academy Caldari State 0
Conan theBarbarian State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 0	#52 - 2012-09-08 08:41:23 UTC I wonder how many comments will make it in before someone gets it locked.

Infinate Horizon 13,369
Ravnik Infinate Horizon Likes received: 13,369	#53 - 2012-09-08 10:05:20 UTC There are children, however when the PODS were produced they only made them in adult size. If children were to get into a pod they would be bounced around like a zorb ball rolling down a hill with no restraints.. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........

Okami Syndicate 3,673
Akirei Scytale Okami Syndicate Likes received: 3,673	#54 - 2012-09-08 10:14:35 UTC 1 OP liek babby

Perkone Caldari State 1,155
oldbutfeelingyoung Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 1,155	#55 - 2012-09-08 10:15:32 UTC if you were a mortal crew member of ship ,would you take orders from a kid ? R.S.I2014

The Scope Gallente Federation 7,674
Lysanne Reqetta The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 7,674	#56 - 2012-09-08 10:28:45 UTC This is a brilliant idea that should be implemented immediately.* *No it isn't. Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think. NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE

Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory. 126,785
Alice Saki Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory. Likes received: 126,785	#57 - 2012-09-08 10:29:58 UTC 1 I ate them All. FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.


Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards Likes received: 28,489	#58 - 2012-09-08 10:38:42 UTC Alice Saki wrote: I ate them All. Fat Bastard is that you? In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack

Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED 453
Ottersmacker Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED Likes received: 453	#59 - 2012-09-08 10:39:30 UTC all these wayward children.. i just locked an open door.. strange, yet symbolically compelling.