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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4461 - 2012-09-01 07:44:20 UTC
You my friend..
What you need now is some PRESTINE Apple Cider...
Made in New Caldari using only the JUICIEST of ALL Apples in New Eden...
On a par with the Gallantean Human Right Agreement..
We only use Matari volunteer workers, so no guilt while you enjoy the BEST of the BEST Caldari has to offer.
And Unlike the DIRTY scumbags Quafe... there are NO natural sweeteners !!
Quality guaranteed

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4462 - 2012-09-01 09:13:31 UTC
I warn you, warm apple juice is one of the nastiest substances in the universe.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4463 - 2012-09-01 10:22:42 UTC
*Yawn*

Go make me a Coffee ;)

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4464 - 2012-09-01 10:58:20 UTC
No, you're too young and excitable for coffee. Anything that makes you start biting furnitures should be off your diet.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Chi Ka Yoshida
Jigoku's Atomic Pimpz
#4465 - 2012-09-02 12:42:44 UTC
Did I give you permission to take off the dog collar yet?!!!!
Awarmingcoat
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4466 - 2012-09-02 14:27:40 UTC
I would wonder who drugged me
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#4467 - 2012-09-02 14:45:31 UTC
Awarmingcoat wrote:
I would wonder who drugged me


It was me, do you have the butter?

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Chi Ka Yoshida
Jigoku's Atomic Pimpz
#4468 - 2012-09-02 16:42:56 UTC
Virgil Travis wrote:
Awarmingcoat wrote:
I would wonder who drugged me


It was me, do you have the butter?


Look at his face...........he has the butter............he eat it, all.
Leonova Klystra
EnRon co.
#4469 - 2012-09-02 20:01:55 UTC
I blame chloroform.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#4470 - 2012-09-02 20:13:13 UTC
Leonova Klystra wrote:
I blame chloroform.


I have chloroform

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4471 - 2012-09-03 00:10:23 UTC
o **** no no no no no no no ...... no no nah no. damn i got some pain in my ass now...
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4472 - 2012-09-03 01:40:01 UTC
Well that was fun. Don't worry. That pain in your ass will go away in a day or three.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#4473 - 2012-09-03 10:21:33 UTC
Adalynne Rohks wrote:
Well that was fun. Don't worry. That pain in your ass will go away in a day or three.


I'll use more butter next time.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4474 - 2012-09-03 11:18:08 UTC
Hmm... well... you can bring butter, I guess. But only if you bring lots of bacon, too. And toast. Yeah. With jelly on it.
Lady Mariko
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4475 - 2012-09-03 12:22:23 UTC
Sex and breakfast in bed?! You really know the way to a girs heart!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4476 - 2012-09-03 13:06:41 UTC
Just remember to tell him to clean up the bed after breakfast. Hollywood doesn't mentions crumbs and juice/coffee/jam stains on the sheeting...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Yumi Kai
Jigoku's Atomic Pimpz
#4477 - 2012-09-03 13:14:05 UTC
This is my lucky day. I might buy a lotto ticket.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#4478 - 2012-09-03 17:31:46 UTC
Hey, I didn't order a colorless clown.

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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4479 - 2012-09-03 19:42:22 UTC
No, kitty, my cheesy-poofs.

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But in purple, I'm stunning!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4480 - 2012-09-03 20:28:29 UTC
Cheesy poofs are bad for your skin and eating a lot of them will give you gases too. Never abuse snacks nor sweet.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you