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Wormhole Failblog Edition

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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#441 - 2012-08-24 16:44:14 UTC
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
No Response
#442 - 2012-08-24 16:47:02 UTC
Michael1995 wrote:


EE did just assault TOHA's wormhole, and that carrier looks travel-fit...maybe it was a leftover from the invasion?

http://www.wormholes.info

Klarion Sythis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#443 - 2012-08-24 16:53:58 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
Michael1995 wrote:


EE did just assault TOHA's wormhole, and that carrier looks travel-fit...maybe it was a leftover from the invasion?

It was stolen during the invasion but was later unstolen due to pilot error.

As for the fit, you'd have to ask TOHA.
QQmonzter Bathana
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#444 - 2012-08-24 21:05:09 UTC  |  Edited by: QQmonzter Bathana
One boring day we found a pos with a few active pilots including one in a thanny.
For the hell of it we decided to put a bait drake on the sun and make him pretend he's scanning around.

Then this happened http://useless.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14354070

Looked like a missclicked fleet warp with alts, we laughed for a long time.
Robyn Green
World of Insomnia
#445 - 2012-08-24 22:54:24 UTC
QQmonzter Bathana wrote:
One boring day we found a pos with a few active pilots including one in a thanny.
For the hell of it we decided to put a bait drake on the sun and make him pretend he's scanning around.

Then this happened http://useless.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14354070

Looked like a missclicked fleet warp with alts, we laughed for a long time.


CCP's link warning thingy thing seems to be breaking a lot of the links...I keep getting No Kill ID, and have to copy and paste the link myself. Shocked
Celestra Doxaila
MinTek Tactical Division
#446 - 2012-08-25 16:40:48 UTC
Robyn Green wrote:
QQmonzter Bathana wrote:
One boring day we found a pos with a few active pilots including one in a thanny.
For the hell of it we decided to put a bait drake on the sun and make him pretend he's scanning around.

Then this happened http://useless.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14354070

Looked like a missclicked fleet warp with alts, we laughed for a long time.


CCP's link warning thingy thing seems to be breaking a lot of the links...I keep getting No Kill ID, and have to copy and paste the link myself. Shocked


Just remove the amp; it sticks in the url after you click the link.
Robyn Green
World of Insomnia
#447 - 2012-08-26 06:41:06 UTC
While doing our daily WH scouting ops, we came across a corporation putting up a tower in a C5.
We decided to say hello by orbiting the tower.

Once we were seen, the Corp CEO started to unanchor their POS modules, scooped their CHA...and proceeded to warp off, and logoffski in a safespot.

We added said CEO to our watchlists, and went about our scouting business, and found a C3 next door that ran to a Low Sec system.

An hour later we get a call on comms to bring a hauler to the tower, which had just seemingly ran out of fuel. Thinking to ourselves, "Yay! Free POS mods!" we collected ourselves a free floating SMA.

3 hours after, we saw the CEO log back in, and went to camp the C3 > Low Sec hole. The guy's Crane managed to get past us on both sides of the hole, and warped to the station in system. As we regrouped to head back home, one of our bomber pilots warped to the bookmark we had for their POS...and let us know the tower was unanchored there...floating free for anyone to come and scoop.

We decided this was an opportunity not to be missed. Those of us that were in cloakies or had cloaks fitted, sat next to the tower for a little less than 10 minutes, and a scout Heron appeared on grid.

Thinking we weren't going to get the CEO, we decloaked, bubbled up, and killed the scout. While we were doing so, a call came over comms saying a Bustard appeared on d-scan. We cleaned up the grid, and cloaked again...just as the last of us cloaked, the Bustard appeared on grid.

With a smile, and many, MANY lols on comms, we sent the Bustard to the scrapyard, and the CEO's pod back to hi-sec, scooped their tower, and went home.

A great, lol filled day was had by our gang today Big smile

Heron:
http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14445509
http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14445101

Bustard:
http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14445108
http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14445508
Bane Nucleus
Assault and Battery
Transmission Lost
#448 - 2012-08-29 07:34:01 UTC
I failed today. Had a Prophecy running an anom in a c2. I tackled him in my Sacrilege and then it happened....he outran me. SadWhat?Ugh

No trolling please

Ashimat
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#449 - 2012-08-29 07:43:18 UTC
Bane Nucleus wrote:
I failed today. Had a Prophecy running an anom in a c2. I tackled him in my Sacrilege and then it happened....he outran me. SadWhat?Ugh

What? you meant to solo him? no HIC, no Falcon and no guardians? I thought KAIRS forgot how to... Twisted

Got blog: http://thecloakedones.blogspot.com

Roime
Shiva Furnace
#450 - 2012-08-29 10:45:05 UTC
I'm rofling at the image of a Prophecy "running" away from anything :D

.

Le'Mon Tichim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#451 - 2012-08-29 13:17:48 UTC
Roime wrote:
I'm rofling at the image of a Prophecy "running" away from anything :D




This comes to mind.

Can you hear them? They are calling to us. It is beautiful. http://thegreattichim.wordpress.com/

Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
No Response
#452 - 2012-08-30 04:32:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Nathan Jameson
(Reposted from our forums; original author FuagoPantalones)


T'was the hours before downtime, and all through the hole
Not a cloaky was stirring, not even a Probe.
The sentries were anchored by the bubbled array
In hopes that 4U could be held off at bay


The barges were mining, secure in their grav
Where asteroids of Bistot were all ours to have
And Cold Moon in their C5 far from our hole
Will settle for T3's and stroking some pole

When out in the ether there arose such a clatter
A claxon of shields showed what was the matter
Away to my POS I flew in a flash
T'was too late as my Hull it was dashed!


(Retriever: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14463062
Pod: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14463063 )


The Moon hung behind our new shiny tower
Unconcerned with the rapecage to come in the hour
When, what to my eyes should appear,
But two tiny bombers, with nothing to fear.

Two horny old pilots, with lust in their eyes
I saw in a moment their bombs in the sky
More rapid than Raptors their payload did fly
They grunted and moaned as I started to cry

"So tender, so supple, your Helios is
So quickly and wiley but giant your sig!
Just lean back and take it against that thar wall
We promise to be gentle, we're not lying at all."


( Helios: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14462818
Pod: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14462815 )


As Oracles did circle about in the sky
When met with an obstacle, my beams in their eyes
They laughed and they shrugged and unzipped their pants
At my POS full of toys, but my stront it was scant!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard in my ear
The notice of Evemail, my POS' timer was near!
And I spinned in my station, ship turning around
Down in my butthole ColdMoon came with a bound.

They were dressed all in leather, rubber, and chain
And their faces contorted from the tears of my pain
A bundle of Toys (Illegal in Alabama) they flung from their packs
And glinted like pedos as they emptied their sacks.

Some other **** that Fuego
Doesn't feel much like saying
So he'll get to the last verse
and **** You, my rhythm is flaying


( Tower: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14465020 )


They sprang from my wormhole, their work it was finished
And flew all away to leave me diminished
But I heard them exclaim as they flew out of sight
"Welcome to Eve, your ass sure was tight!"

http://www.wormholes.info

Valcon Shouna
Slopes for the Slope Throne
#453 - 2012-08-31 14:19:02 UTC
tgl3
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#454 - 2012-08-31 14:24:59 UTC  |  Edited by: tgl3
Valcon Shouna wrote:

Wow
EDIT: Pos kill?
Michael1995
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#455 - 2012-08-31 15:58:00 UTC
tgl3 wrote:
Valcon Shouna wrote:

Wow
EDIT: Pos kill?


It looks like REPO tried jumping a small site running fleet and got stomped on, after several reships. Ugh

Selling WH CFC Standings 10b/month for +10 with: Lazerhawks, Hard Knocks, Overwatch This, Many Vacancies, Golden Showers, Friendly Probes, Isogen Memed.

Join up for swag C3 Gila/Osprey ratting fleets daily! We also rent C2s out with CV effect!

Durzel
Questionable Ethics.
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
#456 - 2012-08-31 20:15:13 UTC
Did they not bother bringing any logistics?
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
No Response
#457 - 2012-08-31 20:34:53 UTC
Durzel wrote:
Did they not bother bringing any logistics?


You'd be surprised how much a Rorqual + Archon can tank.

Oh, you meant for the other side...

http://www.wormholes.info

Klarion Sythis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#458 - 2012-08-31 21:27:40 UTC
Durzel wrote:
Did they not bother bringing any logistics?

They supposedly had 4 guardians but were getting 1-2 shot by the dread. ~45 minute fight.
Bane Nucleus
Assault and Battery
Transmission Lost
#459 - 2012-08-31 22:42:33 UTC
Web Loki + Dread = pop

No trolling please

Pink Marshmellow
Caucasian Culture Club
#460 - 2012-09-01 03:24:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Pink Marshmellow
All Battleships :|

Not fitted out properly to jam loki either.