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I wish to offer a bounty.
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Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-08-24 00:07:46 UTC
I have a bounty I wish to post. Somewhat unusual as it is against myself, and contains a few rules.
The first rule is this, the bounty is only claimable by the GoonSwarn Federation in its entirety. That is, the bounty will only go to GoonSwarn Federation and will be made as a direct donation to that entity. The bounty will be approximately 1,500,000,000,000 and is an estimated figure from the majority of my savings cashed in as PLEX and sold at approximately 350 million each. To make this much less of an impossible task I will locate myself at jita IV - moon 4 Caldari navy assembly plant. And aim to undock once a week at precisely 2000 EVE time on a Saturday night. Bounty is only valid if all damage taken is from GoonSwarm Federation guns And I am destroyed along with my pod between the hours of 1930 and 2030 EVE time.

I humbly await your response.

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.
Vito Tattaglia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-08-24 00:21:41 UTC
Pics of wallet or it won't happen.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#3 - 2012-08-24 00:54:07 UTC
Moonlit Raid wrote:
... the bounty is only claimable by the GoonSwarn Federation in its entirety. That is, the bounty will only go to GoonSwarn Federation ... only valid if all damage taken is from GoonSwarm Federation guns ...
That hardly seems fair. GoonSwarm does all the damage, but GoonSwarn collects the bounty.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Bommel McMurdoc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-08-24 03:06:24 UTC
This begs the next question....

(shakes head) why?!
Greenmachine Sale
Cathars
#5 - 2012-08-24 03:47:35 UTC
Because everybody was kung fu fighting! Bear
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#6 - 2012-08-24 05:28:15 UTC
Bommel McMurdoc wrote:
This begs the next question....

(shakes head) why?!


Obviously to get goons back to jita, cause his main is in a trade hub camping wardec corp or something most likely.
Or because it would be fun, getting goons there, then dont show up or dont undock, they get bored start shooting other people and then there will be a lot of loot/salvage around for someones main char.
Just some options!
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-08-24 13:59:43 UTC
Bommel McMurdoc wrote:
This begs the next question....

(shakes head) why?!


I don't think Goons are dumb enough to fall for this.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-08-24 19:09:28 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
Bommel McMurdoc wrote:
This begs the next question....

(shakes head) why?!


Obviously to get goons back to jita, cause his main is in a trade hub camping wardec corp or something most likely.
Or because it would be fun, getting goons there, then dont show up or dont undock, they get bored start shooting other people and then there will be a lot of loot/salvage around for someones main char.
Just some options!

I fully intend to be there and to undock at the specified day and time.

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.
Scooter McCabe
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2012-08-25 08:43:09 UTC
I don't think anyone will oblige you, its not like we need the money honey.
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-08-25 14:32:10 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Bommel McMurdoc wrote:
This begs the next question....

(shakes head) why?!


I don't think Goons are dumb enough to fall for this.


You sure?
Zoltan Lazar
#11 - 2012-08-25 22:31:52 UTC
You would have much more success if you claimed that you would pay all those on the KM, as long as entire KM was goons.
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-08-26 18:52:38 UTC
GoonSwarn is NOT GoonSwarm
Solaris Ecladia
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-08-26 19:35:10 UTC
Flurk Hellbron wrote:
GoonSwarn is NOT GoonSwarm

im surprised it took people this long to see that