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I BLEED for EVE, one man's sacrifice Spaceships and Internets
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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-08-21 00:08:24 UTC
Greetings ladies and gentlemen of the verse, My name is Tom Gerard high-sec slacker extraordinaire. I would like to inform you that there is a secret order of those willing to bleed for this game, and I am but one of their number.

Ok lets look at the math, every 5 days you can give blood, $7 every 15 days you can give plasma $15, so in the course of a month you can average:

5 Blood Sales: $35
2 Plasma Sales $30

= $65 Total

The Price of FIOS internet in Florida is $64.99 coincidence? I think not. Anyway, this slightly lightheaded space traveler has returned to the realms of New Eden!

Send a third stage Guild Navigator to Jita to demand details from the Emperor. The blood must flow...

Now with 100% less Troll.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-08-21 00:17:01 UTC
TIL Tom Gerard lives in Florida.

That explains a thing or two by itself.

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gulftobay
Mesotopia
#3 - 2012-08-21 00:28:26 UTC
Now we know that the bad-posting is from excessive blood and plasma donations.

Now about NickyYo...
Sara XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#4 - 2012-08-21 00:34:40 UTC
Keep up the good fight. Soon you'll be buying $2 bottles of ripple like everyone else in that clinic.
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Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#5 - 2012-08-21 00:34:44 UTC
I salute your glorious sacrifice in the name of EvE! Cool

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  
Tor Gungnir
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-08-21 01:25:24 UTC
Technically you're bleeding for internet, not EVE.

Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-08-21 01:44:37 UTC
Am I the only one who is more than a little disturbed that tom gerard's DNA is being spread amongst the general population?

This is a sad day for Florida, one that will live forever in infamy.
Alara IonStorm
#8 - 2012-08-21 01:50:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
If Tom Garerd was ever shot in the forehead, I am mostly certain the secrets of the universe would explode out the back.
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-08-21 02:06:13 UTC
Alyssa Yotosala wrote:
Am I the only one who is more than a little disturbed that tom gerard's DNA is being spread amongst the general population?

This is a sad day for Florida, one that will live forever in infamy.


This is not how babby formed.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2012-08-21 14:54:52 UTC
TIL TG's ISP is funded by blood money.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Jim Era
#11 - 2012-08-21 15:01:37 UTC
you sir, are a waste of human life
but of course, that is expected from florida leechers

Wat™
Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#12 - 2012-08-21 15:06:37 UTC
Jim Era wrote:
you sir, are a waste of human life
but of course, that is expected from florida leechers


I worked for that blood, do you know how many McDoubles it takes to make a pint... like one.

Now with 100% less Troll.
Buylow Sell-High
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-08-21 15:13:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Buylow Sell-High
Funny, in Canada we give away our blodd for free, because you know, it helps
saves lives.

But that's America for you.


Hey, you should stop by the sperm bank too, pay for a few accounts while you're
at it. Speaking of which, I'm sure there are a lot of "mature" ladies down there who
have outlived their husbands that could use some "companionship".
Jim Era
#14 - 2012-08-21 15:16:49 UTC
lol canadians, giving away valuable assets for free.
stop prolonging natural selection, but at the very least, charge for the right to defy nature...otherwise you are doing nothing but hindering the world by allowing more and more people to depend on someone else.
we need to help people less, to start weeding out the scum

Wat™
Anslo
Scope Works
#15 - 2012-08-21 15:19:20 UTC
Posting in a Tom Gerard thread. Salute, sir o7

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Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#16 - 2012-08-21 15:19:47 UTC
Good thing Gerard hasn't learned about sperm donations, or else Florida would be screwed(more so then it already is).

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#17 - 2012-08-21 15:20:32 UTC
Buylow Sell-High wrote:
Funny, in Canada we give away our blodd for free, because you know, it helps
saves lives.

But that's America for you.

THIS...

And yes, that is America for you, the only motivation to help is with money...

Now I must venture out of my igloo and traverse by dog sled, to the small town of Toronto where I can buy some space age materials known as tinfoil...(inside joke, only Canadians laughing at Americans will actually get it.)

...
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#18 - 2012-08-21 15:31:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord Ryan
Buylow Sell-High wrote:
Funny, in Canada we give away our blodd for free, because you know, it helps
saves lives.

But that's America for you.


Hey, you should stop by the sperm bank too, pay for a few accounts while you're
at it. Speaking of which, I'm sure there are a lot of "mature" ladies down there who
have outlived their husbands that could use some "companionship".


So do we in the US. Only a cetain type sell theirs to the plasma clinics.

Edited* Usually those with adiction.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
stoicfaux
#19 - 2012-08-21 15:44:25 UTC
Blood for FiOS, eh? Are you trying to get FiOS blacklisted? First blood diamonds, then blood minerals in cell phones, then blood electronics, and now we have to add Blood FiOS to the list?

Now I understand why the average US citizen is so ignorant about the rest of the world. If we don't know it's happening, then we don't have to feel guilty about paying lower prices.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Ensign X
#20 - 2012-08-21 16:26:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Ensign X
Tom Gerard wrote:
The blood must flow...


I commend you. Blood regenerates. At least you didn't do something Chinese and trade one of your kidneys for a ******* iPad.
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