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You know you play eve too much when...

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Nigel Sheldon
The Exiled Gaming - Reserve Units
Greater D.U.S.K. Coalition
#181 - 2012-08-20 04:08:55 UTC
YOU KEEP QUITTING AND SAY NEVER AGAIN - AND ALWAYS COME BACK ARGHHHHHH
Regan Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#182 - 2012-08-20 05:36:41 UTC
DeBingJos wrote:
When you sign your workmails with your EVE character name. ( True story )


Oh god I almost did that one day
Ekscalybur
Templar Services Inc.
#183 - 2012-08-20 05:38:09 UTC
Nigel Sheldon wrote:
YOU KEEP QUITTING AND SAY NEVER AGAIN - AND ALWAYS COME BACK ARGHHHHHH


Does 4 years count as coming back? I mean, I did a stint in the Army between rounds of Eve, lol.

nerf Veldspar!

Shko Grahl
SniggWaffe
Pandemic Horde
#184 - 2012-08-20 06:23:46 UTC
When you are preparing diner and burn the food because you started a second incursion stage with the fleet while you knew you only had time for one...guilty as charged Roll
pussnheels
Viziam
#185 - 2012-08-20 08:11:06 UTC
what kind of blasphemy is this, you can never play too much EVE

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#186 - 2012-08-20 11:04:38 UTC
Hmmm

- When you start blaming cavemen for invoking murphy's law in regards to newton's law

- When you modify your Prius to include transversal velocity on the HUD towards fellow road users.

- When you get nervous if you can not drive up to 0 KM at a toll booth

- When you start to get reluctant to engage cruise control

- When you start making clips on meatshields in preperation for Dust514

- When you start wearing a wizard's hat

- When you still hear..."...siho...dada...da....is wheel...." when you go to sleep


- When you start to think you are the ruling force in New Eden

- When you refuse to drink anything other than Ginger Ale

- When you start getting a tan from your monitor

- When you start using sun tan lotion before playing

- When you ashen your tattoo for added wormhole effect

- When sausages eaten by voluptuous woman start reminding you of propaganda

- When you refuse to pay for a service you desperately need


- When you start recognizing people by only looking at the avatar

- When you start blending EvE with WWII

- When you start thinking of blowing yourself up next to a excavation device

- When you think you do not need all that mass below your pyramid tip to stay supported

- When you start talking about the binary gravitational singularities doming out of your wife's chest

- When you start calling your wife in the other supermarket to check the price before buying

- When you start visiting mortuary to collect frozen corpses

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Josef Djugashvilis
#187 - 2012-08-20 11:08:04 UTC
When you get annoyed if someone comes to visit you, talks to you, or telephones you when you are playing Eve.

This is not a signature.

Kryss Darkdust
The Skulls
#188 - 2012-08-20 12:40:30 UTC
* When you accidently sign your work emails, Regards, CEO Kryss Darkdust

* When you call your RL work friends by their Eve names and no one notices until you do it in a meeting with your boss and your friends Eve name is murderface.

The reality of Eve is that, if you don't love it like it is today, you should probobly go ahead and unsub. 

Kemhotep
Extropic Industries
#189 - 2012-08-20 12:49:31 UTC
Quote:
When setting up international meetings, you are the one everyone counts on to figure out scheduling because you know what the relative time differences between AU/NZ, west coast, east coast, UK, Germany and (western) Russia without looking it up.


Right on!

- Kem.
ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#190 - 2012-08-20 13:22:04 UTC
Damn who necro'd this thread lol? Anywho...

When your Ringtone is the "target locked" alert,

You know at which jump distance you have enough time to run to the fridge,

Instead (aswellas) pictures of Justin Bieber, spice girls, and cats on your wall, you have maps and maps of maps for all the regions of eve, market details, material need spread sheets, and ship comparisons...

You have the phone numbers of peeps in your corp/alliance and have a "bat phone" on skype,

When you pick your wife up from work early, say an op is going down, and she RUNs to the car,

The fastest thing you do in a day is cycle primaries,

When playing drinking games, no matter how drunk you are or how complicated the rules, you laugh at you friends getting confused

No Worries

Babylon Eyrie
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#191 - 2012-08-21 19:03:13 UTC
When taking a walk at lunchtime, someone walks by and you think, "Geez, I hope they haven't used their one-shot character re-customization option yet..."
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#192 - 2012-08-21 19:59:53 UTC
When your eyebrows have the power to hypnotise those staring you directly in the eyes

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.

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