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Ashtray in my Captains Quarters...really!?
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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#21 - 2012-08-18 23:16:40 UTC
I use ashtrays to put my spare change and keys in.

Quite handy once you get used to it as you never misplace them again and consequently don´t have to look for them.
You can thank me the next time you undock just in time to pop this nasty wartarget camping your station and did not have to go in search for the keys to your spaceship first.

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Gun Gal
Dark Club
#22 - 2012-08-18 23:18:47 UTC
Nerath Naaris wrote:
I use ashtrays to put my spare change and keys in.

Quite handy once you get used to it as you never misplace them again and consequently don´t have to look for them.
You can thank me the next time you undock just in time to pop this nasty wartarget camping your station and did not have to go in search for the keys to your spaceship first.



lol samr here, once you loose the keys to your thanatos youll love the ashtey/ key/candy holder !
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#23 - 2012-08-19 00:22:45 UTC
EVE has CQ? Shocked

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-08-19 00:44:45 UTC
are you smoking yet?

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Jypsie
Wandering Star Enterprises
#25 - 2012-08-19 06:20:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Jypsie
Of all the **** that will probably kill your capsuleer, smoking isn't one of those things.
Frying Doom
#26 - 2012-08-19 06:26:04 UTC
Hell you don't smoke.

Go run some missions in a shiny ship in Lo-sec, then you will be happy they have an ash tray when you dock up.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-08-19 06:53:08 UTC
this is the whine thread of all whine threads

complaining about a pixel ashtray

R.S.I2014
Shalia Ripper
#28 - 2012-08-19 06:57:49 UTC
Nexus Day wrote:
Why is there an ash tray next to the bed? I think CCP is sending the wrong message.

A box of Kleenex I could understand.



Would you like a bottle of hand lotion too?



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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#29 - 2012-08-19 07:16:05 UTC
My CQ has discarded beer bottles strewn about in a drunken rage.

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Cede Forster
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-08-19 07:41:36 UTC
Let me try to phrase that as nice as possible:

It is a god damn virtual ashtray, don't you have something better to complain about? Evil
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#31 - 2012-08-19 07:56:05 UTC
Nexus Day wrote:
Why is there an ash tray next to the bed? I think CCP is sending the wrong message.

A box of Kleenex I could understand.



If that is a bother to some people, then perhaps the CQ is going to need a box of tampons.



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Ukonius
Freeport Eleven
#32 - 2012-08-19 07:58:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Ukonius
Nexus Day wrote:
Why is there an ash tray next to the bed? I think CCP is sending the wrong message.

A box of Kleenex I could understand.



If this is a troll then kudos to you 10/10. If not then please do everyone a favor and uninstall every game that allows you access to other humans and never leave your home again.
Xinivrae
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2012-08-19 07:59:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Xinivrae
Kult Altol wrote:
My CQ has discarded beer bottles strewn about in a drunken rage.


All I got was some bottles of quafe and some strange assumed canned food I can't identify.What?

http://i.imgur.com/vJic2.png

On the plus side, I discovered I had TWO ashtrays.Cool

Edit: Make that five. I found a stack on another shelf. Assuming that's what they are, I think my character has a problem...Sad
Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-08-19 08:25:28 UTC
Clearly the proper response to this outrage is to unsub your 50 alts.

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#35 - 2012-08-19 08:56:28 UTC
Digital First World Problems

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Merovee
Gorthaur Legion
Imperium Mordor
#36 - 2012-08-19 09:44:11 UTC
I'll be more impress if there was a roach in the ashtray.Blink

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#37 - 2012-08-19 09:48:46 UTC
Hey you think you have it bad.

CCP put a camel, a cowboy and an bunch of kid stickers on my ash tray. Its impossible for me not to be peer pressured or think its not cool to smoke. Oh how I need to smoke every time I dock.

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Acac Sunflyier
The Ascended Academy
#38 - 2012-08-19 09:54:22 UTC
Ignore the fact we can take hallucinogens, uppers, downers, the live stock people, and the prostitutes; it's the ash trays that are the real morally questionable items in the game.
Adam Junior
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-08-19 10:02:27 UTC
Acac Sunflyier wrote:
Ignore the fact we can take hallucinogens, uppers, downers, the live stock people, and the prostitutes; it's the ash trays that are the real morally questionable items in the game.


You forgot slaying thousands of people every time you pop a couple of serpentis battleships.
Pipa Porto
#40 - 2012-08-19 10:06:39 UTC
Nerath Naaris wrote:
I use ashtrays to put my spare change and keys in.

Quite handy once you get used to it as you never misplace them again and consequently don´t have to look for them.
You can thank me the next time you undock just in time to pop this nasty wartarget camping your station and did not have to go in search for the keys to your spaceship first.


That gets problematic if you also smoke.

Lit Cigar + Money Clip = Oops

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