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A prayer for Bob

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Zyrbalax III
Goldcrest Enterprises
#1 - 2012-08-11 10:55:19 UTC
Our Bob
Who art in Anoikis
Wormhole be thy name
Thy sleepers come
Thy will be done
In k-space as here in heaven
Give us today a juicy static
And forgive our poor sacrifices
As we gank those that trespass against us.
Lead us not into Ladar
But deliver us some gudfites
For thine is the black hole, the wolf and the pulsar
For ever and ever
Amen
Irya Boone
The Scope
#2 - 2012-08-12 12:19:38 UTC
excellent by i think BoB will not love the amen in the end ....

more sometning like
HOLEn
Wormen

etc etc

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB

Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-08-12 22:49:36 UTC
our bob
i hate you
you suck
the end.

I should buy an Ishtar.

Arkturus McFadden
Anukar
#4 - 2012-08-16 13:39:11 UTC
Can someone explain this to me? I feel left out and destructive due to all this..
Brother Zebediah
New Jovian Exploration Department
New Jovian Collective
#5 - 2012-08-16 14:09:02 UTC
your lack of faith is still disturbing Daniel

praise Bob and pass the scorch
Zicon Shak'ra
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-08-16 18:26:32 UTC
Daniel Plain wrote:
our bob
i hate you
you suck
the end.


BURN THE HERETIC. Evil

Wormholes are cool, m'kay?

Gumby Ambraelle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-08-16 19:56:27 UTC
Zicon Shak'ra wrote:
Daniel Plain wrote:
our bob
i hate you
you suck
the end.


BURN THE HERETIC. Evil



BOB will deal with all heritics
Finalgear
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-08-16 21:56:47 UTC

Beware: the Alien, the Mutant, and the Heretic.
Irya Boone
The Scope
#9 - 2012-08-18 01:19:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Irya Boone
I can see lack of faith ? i can feel the anger Of Bob passing throu the Whormoles ..

The last time BoB was angry .. the Shattered planets appeared.....

ALL hail to BoB

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB

Kwashi
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-08-18 15:16:07 UTC
Silly, you can't expect Bob to answer your prayers. Bob is composed of madness and chaos and cares only for destruction!
Fudge Sinful
Ricoh Innovations
#11 - 2012-08-18 15:25:26 UTC
Kwashi wrote:
Silly, you can't expect Bob to answer your prayers. Bob is composed of madness and chaos and cares only for destruction!


Bob is a god of many aspects, unknowable as a totality by such lowly creatures as we. Does not destruction breed creation? When one hole closes, another opens; so it is writ. Praise be unto him, jealous and benevolent, vengeful and merciful, salty and sweet.