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Test ruining your system? Can't undock? Who's joining 6.5 inch girth squad?

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James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#21 - 2012-08-15 14:46:33 UTC
Bernie Badasaz wrote:
Test is running low in isk with this war running, how do I know? Because I have an alt pilot that is a member of test and that is not the only pilot I have as an alt. one of my good friends has an alt which is a goon director.

Infiltrating TEST and Goons?

Master spy Shocked
zir lee
International Brotherhood Of Electrical Workers
#22 - 2012-08-15 16:30:49 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service.
Rowlock
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#23 - 2012-08-15 17:09:48 UTC
Dudes. DUDES. He knows where we mine and he has BOOKMARKED THE SAFE SPOT.

How are we going to mine ourselves out of all that reimbursement debt now?!
Cadfael Maelgwyn
Doomheim
#24 - 2012-08-15 17:18:21 UTC
Rowlock wrote:
Dudes. DUDES. He knows where we mine and he has BOOKMARKED THE SAFE SPOT.

How are we going to mine ourselves out of all that reimbursement debt now?!

Sounds like it's time to capitulate, default, and disband.
Lilliana Stelles
#25 - 2012-08-15 17:26:10 UTC
Test FCs are better at killing their own fleets than you'll ever be.
Fighting them is futile.

Not a forum alt. 

Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-08-15 17:27:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Vera Algaert
Bernie Badasaz wrote:
I will accept new pilots to eve, and have them trained to a stric pvp skill plan like we do at enl-l a test corp that train new pilots at the acadamy.

I have the access to corp wallet of test

ok

(edit: so you are in fact a WIdot dude, that does at least explain your posting)

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Vincent Gaines
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-08-15 17:35:53 UTC
Bernie Badasaz wrote:
So test has moved onto delve? Taken it like candy from a baby?

No disrespects, -A- are a strong alliance but it is just an example of what is happening at delve. Goons helped them take tsystem ion and left them in charge, now I'm not a goon or test hater because I am one of them. I just think it would be fun to create a small corp no more than 100 active members who can fly stealth bombers and strategic cruiser battleships and frigates and fleet up and cause trouble around these big alliance systems. I will accept new pilots to eve, and have them trained to a stric pvp skill plan like we do at enl-l a test corp that train new pilots at the acadamy.

This corp will not be for the carebear type, you will be put to use and you will lose a ship very quickly, but you will be a part of a kill.

Test is running low in isk with this war running, how do I know? Because I have an alt pilot that is a member of test and that is not the only pilot I have as an alt. one of my good friends has an alt which is a goon director. This is as much as I can say here without giving anything away. I know where they are, I know where they mine. I have the safe spot booked, I have the access to corp wallet of test and my friend has access to the mighty corp wallet of goon, this is how we will fund this new corp. no alliance will claim us, we will be a specialist corp who fly behind enemy lines.

We will have people on test and other big alliance communication technology listening for information that might lead to a kill, just like we do at test alliance with out Spais on -A- before we upload it on soundcloud.

We have been members of these alliances for ages, test and goonswarm and we think it would be a good idea to create a situation like this. We have become bored of flying big fleets and nobody wanting to undock to fight us, a lot of people from these corps are thinking about leaving. Winning all the time gets boring believe it or not.


We don't care if Spais join, we welcome it, we don't want api checks or any of that rubbish, we just want you to join fleet up and kill. We will find out who the Spais are anyway because of the amount of alts we have at test and of course the goonswarm alliance.

There will be isk and ships for newbies and help with a pvp mentor, we will accept and train as little as one day old pilot. If you are tired of flying with a big alliance and want to join us, or make an alt and join us, become a spai for us, whatever sounds like fun then join

Now this thread will no doubt annoy some of my alliance buddy's but please guys try to think about what we chat about all the time and about how the alliance is becoming boring, we all know that the fleet commanders are skilled but the one we are all complaining about is starting to annoy a lot of people.

If you want to join, then you want......

Public channel 6.5 girth.

Here is the link to the recruitment threadhttps://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=144317&find=unread

Join now and lets get some killmails



YOU HAVE MY AXE

Not a diplo. 

The above post was edited for spelling.

Nicola Abre-Kai
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-08-15 17:59:07 UTC
Could you clarify as to what part of the anatomy must be 6.5 inches in circumference?

I really hope I qualify for your squad, but I'm standing here in my bathroom, not sure what to wrap my tape measure around.
Ginger Barbarella
#29 - 2012-08-15 18:12:01 UTC
I agree with this wall of text.

Whatever the f*** it said.

Oh, and tl;dr

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac

Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#30 - 2012-08-15 18:13:53 UTC
War Kitten wrote:

<-- Recruitment is that way



Milla Lekarariba wrote:
recruitment forum that way >>>>>



Aww ****....

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **

Shenjo Nahrnid
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2012-08-15 21:26:45 UTC
Here is his application for ENL-A.

New application from Bernie Badasaz
From: Bernie Badasaz
Sent: 2012.08.13 08:36

this is the alt of drunken pubbie ,master i have sent a conffirmation email




Good job bro on getting kicked out of the Academy. now that is a real feat in its own.

You don't have access to ****. sorry bro you to ******** for that.

you might notice by the top of this threat is the EVE General Discussion sub forum, NOT the recruitment sub forum.

I feel bad for anyone that follows you.

Good day sir.
Bernie Badasaz
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-08-15 21:27:45 UTC
Getting lots of mail, please try to remember, I don't have the power to answer all of you at once. Be gentle.
Bernie Badasaz
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-08-15 21:29:31 UTC
Shenjo Nahrnid wrote:
Here is his application for ENL-A.

New application from Bernie Badasaz
From: Bernie Badasaz
Sent: 2012.08.13 08:36

this is the alt of drunken pubbie ,master i have sent a conffirmation email




Good job bro on getting kicked out of the Academy. now that is a real feat in its own.

You don't have access to ****. sorry bro you to ******** for that.

you might notice by the top of this threat is the EVE General Discussion sub forum, NOT the recruitment sub forum.

I feel bad for anyone that follows you.

Good day sir.


You willing to stoop this low? Even if this was true which it isn't, would that mean I didn't have a different alt on a different test corp? No. Small minded aren't you. You can't even lie effectively.

Good day pubbie
Shenjo Nahrnid
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-08-15 21:40:46 UTC
You are in a one man corp dude, you got kicked out just go to the wayside and don't be a cry baby. and i'd be more then happy to forward that mail to everyone. you are someones butt hurt alt. why would you bother with stupid garbage like this? i feel bad for you man.
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#35 - 2012-08-15 23:14:04 UTC
I think I can see some Prencleeve footprints over there...Lol

brb

Toko Too
Perkone
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-08-15 23:22:24 UTC
Great, thanks for posting this thread. I will be joining TEST asap :D
Demolishar
United Aggression
#37 - 2012-08-15 23:30:26 UTC
The way this is in GD, alt-posted and has no popular backing, as well as making outrageous and unsubstantiated claims makes me think ITS ENTIRELY LEGIT, CAN I JOIN?
Bernie Badasaz
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-08-16 07:13:34 UTC
Looking for mostly stealth bombers. Is there any out there with balls? Test are a very big alliance, they have backing from goons, it won't be easy. But there will be kill mails.

Don't listen to the rubbish my alts corp are speaking, they want to rubbish this before it takes off, I'm ignoring it, they know it, I know it.

Join this corp, if you have an alt that is doing nothing, I promise you, you will enjoy it, there are far too many dizzy test pilots, they recruit anyone who has an account on thier forum, they don't even have to know how to play, they are given isk and ships and sent out to pvp.

I just need a corp of 50 good pilots, and some new pilots to train, the kill ails will be surprisingly good. Test are a good well organised alliance, but they slack every so often, that is why goons have to bail them, they are fighting a war they cannot afford, they are winning but there is space right now for error. A lot of thier pilot split up on the way back from a fight that doesn't happen because -a- wont undock due to being outnumbered.

Test are easy pickings for a stealth fleet, it will be like picking salmon from the overpopulated river, I don't want to bring test down, I just want to kill some of them because that is what this game is about, they will try to tell you I'm a pilot who is butthurt because they don't want this to work, I had an alt join enl-a to see how thier recruitment was going, it was but a one day old pilot.

You see, they will make out the pilot I joined to enl-a was butthurt because they kicked it out, but the reason it was kicked out was because I told them that the acadamy was rubbish and the quality if pilot they are picking was stupid, I called the recruiter a moron, but at that point I didn't care.

I have many alts, test know that, so does goons, I have had pilots on these alliances for well over a year, so don't listen to the rubbish they talk, enl-l is a test corp, they are the most unorganised test corp I have ever seen, they are trying way too hard with this acadamy thing, I wanted to make an alt to join to see how it was going after my main alt who is with a decent test corp heard about it on alliance chat. The thing is, and this is the funny part, I have at least 2 more pilots with enl-a, you know why?

Because anyone can join, honestly, test think they are so smart but this enl-a thing they have going is a joke. Butthurt from getting kicked from an acadamy?

Yeah right


Join my corp and lets kill some of these idiots.
Ghazu
#39 - 2012-08-16 07:16:52 UTC
nobody? yet?

http://www.minerbumping.com/ lol what the christ https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2299984#post2299984

Bernie Badasaz
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-08-16 08:21:05 UTC
Ghazu wrote:
nobody? yet?



patience my little bum flower, people are on their way.

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