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Gaaaaa Tutorial

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R3aliti
GV Dark Roast Ground Coffee
#1 - 2012-08-11 13:47:25 UTC
Is there some way to trash this thing. I DO NOT need to run some N00B missions to learn about EVE I have been here for over 9 years. Yet the darn thing pops up every time I log on. CCP how stupid can you be????
Rengerel en Distel
#2 - 2012-08-11 13:57:22 UTC
As bad as the 9 year old bittervet that doesn't read the issues/feedback threads for workarounds.

With the increase in shiptoasting, the Report timer needs to be shortened.

Jorma Morkkis
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-08-11 14:04:19 UTC
"I know everything... Why this lowlife just destroyed my Ibis, I only had 300 Plexes in cargohold?"
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#4 - 2012-08-11 14:30:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Pak Narhoo
As per usual, right-click the thing a solution will present it self.

Edit because of GDM stupid nukking zplelingk control. Godsmash how Iz hatez thies thing. X had to type 3times hate(z).
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#5 - 2012-08-11 16:30:53 UTC
There should be a BitterVet(tm) Client... with no tutorials or other nonsense.

"Are you sure you want to go into low-sec?" Heck yeah, shut up and let me jump
"Are you sure you want to shoot this noob?" Heck yeah, shut up and let me shoot
"Are you sure you want to buy items at this price?" Heck yeah, shut up and let me manipulate this market
"If you put this item there, you might not get it back..." I know, shut up, that's the bait.
"If you put this rig here, you wont be able to..." Damn it, I know... shut up!
"Amarr empire doesn't like you" ... pssst, bite me!
"If you trade this ship it might be a scam"... Duh, I know! That's why I'm doing it!...

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"