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Why I hate EVE online

Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
#21 - 2011-10-11 12:27:25 UTC
He was a skilled fleet commander, and each night he drank so much that he fell asleep at the computer with TeamSpeak open so everyone could hear his drunken snoring.

That really made me think... I need a more comfortable computer chair! Ugh

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KingMazz ONE
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2011-10-12 08:45:45 UTC
what i hate about eve is my penis is so big it does not fit in my ship it drags in space freezing behind my ship.


#23 - 2011-10-12 09:29:56 UTC
I wonder if he realizes there's a game called X3 which is a lot like EVE except singleplayer, and with manual controls, and is horrible.
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#24 - 2011-10-12 11:10:36 UTC
Proof that eve is dying.

Proof I say.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it

Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#25 - 2011-10-12 12:39:03 UTC
When ever a Danish woman talks to me, my heart melts.

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

Blue Nine Industries
#26 - 2011-10-12 13:06:22 UTC
What a brilliant endorsement of EvE
Elise DarkStar
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2011-10-12 13:08:52 UTC
1) Sacred Porridge?

2) These are all the reasons I love Eve. In real life I'm considerate, patient, generous, self-sacrificing, etc. I'm not a paragon of christian virtue, but I make an effort to treat people how I would like to be treated and to try and make the world around me a bit better whenever and however I can.

When I log into Eve I get to be conniving, greedy, powerhungry, violent, careless, heck even mean and ignorant if I really want. Eve is like this second world where you get to exercise all of those base, visceral social urges that we suppress in the real world because of the negative results of indulging in them. In Eve when things get too ugly, you just turn off the computer and go watch the football game, and come back fresh the next day for a new round of of destruction and mayhem.

3) Sacred Porridge?
BC Bombers
#28 - 2011-10-12 17:15:44 UTC
and I can at the holy porridge not remember how or who got me into it

Translator ftw!!!! hahahahaha
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#29 - 2011-10-12 17:21:20 UTC
I feel you bro, I like to play with myself too.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

#30 - 2011-10-12 17:35:42 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Unfortunately it just like that Eve Online attracts people with personality disorders, paranoia, delusions of grandeur like no other game I've played

I can't argue with that.

Amen to that one ...

Difference is where this sets one person off to eve it attracts the other.What would eve be without the sicko's , scammers , general assholes and griefers.

On a sidenote agree or disagree with the guy/girl , he/she does have a nice way of writing **** down Blink

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Test Alliance Please Ignore
#31 - 2011-10-12 17:51:23 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:
In that post he made, he says that people pay 150 Dollars (Yes, 1 five zero Dollars), to join Eve............

No, he is saying people are paying 150 kroners for the game. Not dollars.... there's other currencies than dollars. ya know?
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#32 - 2011-10-12 17:52:34 UTC
MollyPuss wrote:
and I can at the holy porridge not remember how or who got me into it

Translator ftw!!!! hahahahaha

That's actually the most accurate translation, it's not wrong. It's completely correct.

Caldari State
#33 - 2011-10-12 18:28:59 UTC
Sacred porridge gets my vote.
Trainwreck McGee
#34 - 2011-10-12 18:34:36 UTC
This guy totally got his Freighter ganked

CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool

Remarka Belle Locus
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2011-10-12 18:40:53 UTC
Sacred Porridge?
Remarka Belle Locus
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2011-10-12 18:40:59 UTC
Sacred Porridge?
Russell Casey
#37 - 2011-10-12 22:02:04 UTC
There's your endgame folks----becoming disgusted with humanity.Big smile
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
#38 - 2011-10-12 22:27:12 UTC
I think someone stole his sacred porridge and he wants it back.
EVE Stig
#39 - 2011-10-12 22:33:08 UTC  |  Edited by: EVE Stig
Roger Albany wrote:
Well I do not - but this article by a former top player states that he does:

Unfortunately it is in Danish, but I hope it can still spark some discussion. The main problem seems to be that the eve online is a MMO - it would be much nicer as a one player game.

"Eve is a permanent fatal convulsion. Each one brain cell to be used, and you must have reaction abilities as a fighter pilot in order to succeed in the game. How speaks the players even if it means the other MMOs are for sissies."

2.) its called X3 Reunion

"Some say that he is actually dead, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him." "Some say he is the 3rd member of Daft Punk and he did the vocals of "Technologic" song. All we know is,he's called EVE Stig"!

#40 - 2011-10-13 01:54:58 UTC  |  Edited by: JamesCLK
All glory to the sacred porridge!

As a dane, I can tell you that we take porridge very seriously, almost as seriously as our internet spaceships.
(Actually, it's just a bad translation :T)

The writer conveys the spirit of eve correctly, but fails to enjoy it (read: he refused to pick up the soapSad).

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