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Crow, you make me sad
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Joshua Lonestar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-08-09 22:41:43 UTC
Why you so slow Crow
Crow you so slow you need more go
I fly slow Crow no more
Traejun DiSanctis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-08-09 22:51:09 UTC
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Why you so slow Crow
Crow you so slow you need more go
I fly slow Crow no mo


Fixt.
Joshua Lonestar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-08-09 23:04:29 UTC
Traejun DiSanctis wrote:
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Why you so slow Crow
Crow you so slow you need more go
I fly slow Crow no mo


Fixt.


I didnt feel right mucking up the spelling in a haiku, but I certainly thought about it!
Fairren
HellrisCorp
#4 - 2012-08-10 02:00:36 UTC
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Why you so slow Crow
Crow you so slow you need more go
I fly slow Crow no more

And now u mad bro?
Shereza
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-08-10 02:17:11 UTC
Judas Lonestar
Stryker Industries
Stryker Group
#6 - 2012-08-10 02:32:06 UTC
Fairren wrote:
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Why you so slow Crow
Crow you so slow you need more go
I fly slow Crow no more

And now u mad bro?


My fury burns bright
Hot sun of anger and rage
Bro is very mad
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-08-10 10:02:20 UTC
its a scarecrow. no need to run fast...

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.
Castellan187
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-08-10 11:17:49 UTC
Your Crow is so slow
Does that make you so mad bro
Buy a Stiletto
Mutant Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-08-10 12:25:14 UTC
Let's bring back 35km/s Crows! Lol
Vilnius Zar
SDC Multi Ten
#10 - 2012-08-10 12:27:34 UTC
Crow needs more rocket range, then it'd be awesome decent.
Zicon Shak'ra
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-08-10 12:54:29 UTC
Fly a Ranis.

Wormholes are cool, m'kay?
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-08-10 13:47:58 UTC
Are you Mad Bro
Slow Crow lacks go once tackled
Die fast

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
Rayge PVV
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-08-10 14:44:34 UTC
oh, I love haikus,
I want to fly T2 drake
because T2 drake

‎"Don't give yourselves to the unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men!" -Charlie Chaplin
feihcsiM
THE B0YS
#14 - 2012-08-10 14:49:59 UTC
The craptor is rubbish, easily the worst interceptor. It's only good as a T2 shuttle and... eh? ..... what?... the crow?.... you don't say?

IT'S ALL GONE PETE TONG

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Zhu Khan
Khanid Arbitrage Incorporated
#15 - 2012-08-10 16:27:13 UTC
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Traejun DiSanctis wrote:
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Why you so slow Crow
Crow you so slow you need more go
I fly slow Crow no mo


Fixt.


I didnt feel right mucking up the spelling in a haiku, but I certainly thought about it!

Your second line has 8 syllables, I think the second line in a traditional haiku is supposed to have 7 syllables, is it not? (5-7-5)

Edit: Although I love the attempt.
Joshua Lonestar
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-08-10 17:02:23 UTC
Zhu Khan wrote:
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Traejun DiSanctis wrote:
Joshua Lonestar wrote:
Why you so slow Crow
Crow you so slow you need more go
I fly slow Crow no mo


Fixt.


I didnt feel right mucking up the spelling in a haiku, but I certainly thought about it!

Your second line has 8 syllables, I think the second line in a traditional haiku is supposed to have 7 syllables, is it not? (5-7-5)

Edit: Although I love the attempt.


Yeah wasnt sure if more was 1 or 2 syllables. I was leaning towards one which gets 5-7-5. I may be wrong though and more may be 2.
Katalci
Kismesis
#17 - 2012-08-14 09:32:04 UTC
quantum rise was a
big mistake by CCP
buff the vagabond