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Disbanding Goons and TEST.

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Tark Grethor
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2012-08-09 11:34:51 UTC
Sounds like Holeysheet has fallen for the recruitment scam again Roll
Sun Win
#42 - 2012-08-09 16:50:52 UTC
Ryuce wrote:
Molle... Is that you? :D


Molle is blue to TEST.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#43 - 2012-08-09 16:51:25 UTC
Tark Grethor wrote:
Sounds like Holeysheet has fallen for the recruitment scam again Roll



Does this mean we get to look forward to another great 'retaliation' thread?
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2012-08-09 19:40:49 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

Good luck with this. I just got 3 new guys into Goons this week. Like they always say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Be careful though, they do not publicly recruit outside of recruitment scams. However, I have some contacts that will sponsor new recruits for a sufficient bribe of 10 billion isk. For the work involved, I charge a 250 million isk fee.

If interested, send me 10.25 b isk with a followup email so I do not confuse you with someone seeking a double. Due to my low fee, I cannot answer a myriad of questions or engage in a lengthy chat- already swamped with doubling business. If you ask questions ahead of time my fee increases to 2.5 billion.

If you cannot afford this and still want to join Goons, I am sorry but I cannot help further.

Good luck and fly safe!


Confirming this, I am the contact. Feel free to mail me about joining, there is a fee and its not able to be waived. I suggest you deal with me directly though as I can drastically lower that 10 billion sum.

This post was loving crafted by a member of the Official GoonWaffe recruitment team. Improve the forums, support this idea: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=345133
Leela LaRue
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2012-08-09 20:07:35 UTC
I think that we all know that when the pilots of The School of Applied Knowledge make war, then Empires tremble and Alliances fall. Don't worry though, as a pilot of the Republic University I can confirm that we will not be allying ourselves with Project Vengeance
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#46 - 2012-08-10 05:32:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Tysinger
Dear OP,

Break-a-wish Foundation would like to offer our services to your cause.
Our only requirement is a small fee of 500m isk to process your request.
After the isk has been deposited into the BAW Bank, we will meet up with
you and take out the goons.

If you would like to take out TEST as well, that would require an additional 500m isk
for processing fees.
Thank you and hope to fight next to you soon.
Fight the good fight and fly safe!!
o7
Prelate Hucel-Ge
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2012-08-11 08:50:26 UTC
Roll
Nothing to see in this thread, ten bucks says OP joins .-A-. to be even more ****.
Silence iKillYouu
Girls Lie But Zkill Doesn't
Pandemic Legion
#48 - 2012-08-11 10:14:23 UTC
meh

EVE Mail me i dont check forums often.
Andrea Roche
State War Academy
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-08-11 17:12:26 UTC
"You forgot to take your medication!"
Callduron
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#50 - 2012-08-11 18:27:40 UTC
I will have such revenges on you both,
That all the world shall -- I will do such things --
What they are, yet I know not: but they shall be
The terrors of the earth!

I write http://stabbedup.blogspot.co.uk/

I post on reddit as /u/callduron.
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#51 - 2012-08-12 03:27:11 UTC
Still waiting...

At this rate the world would've ended, the universe stops expanding, all matter re-colapses back into a singularity, another big bang happens, our solar system gets recreated, dinosaurs have their day and die off, mankind rises again and EvE is re-developed before your "plan" ever comes to fruition.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Lady Katherine Devonshire
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#52 - 2012-08-12 07:06:04 UTC
Well I suppose if you hired enough hookers & sponsored a massive Goon Devirginization Campaign you might see their overall membership plummet significantly shortly thereafter. Just make sure you use only HIV positive hookers.

The sound of the Amarrian heart
cithilu
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#53 - 2012-08-12 07:48:52 UTC
Why are people still feeding the troll?
Xenuria
#54 - 2012-08-12 15:39:24 UTC
Better Than You wrote:
That is correct. Project "Vengeance" is now starting. Cool

I am leading a coordinated disband of the two most noncontributing alliances in this game to date. The first step to this massive plan is fear. That's right ladies and gentlemen. FEAR! I am of course posting using an alt they have no clue about. So that means they are wondering, who exactly will be the one to pull the plug.

So when you say? While I can not reveal the exact date, so far everything is going as scheduled. Nothing like yanking the carpet out from underneath someone when they least expect it. Blink I know some of you are debating now who it is in leadership that I am. Rest assured I have more than one in case random kicks happen to one of them. Twisted

So you better enjoy it while it last guys, cause I will be pulling the plug on both those alliance (possible three more bads) in the near future. Pirate



Trying to be Xenuria.

CSM 12 Candidate
Elias Greyhand
#55 - 2012-08-12 17:19:25 UTC
cithilu wrote:
Why are people still feeding the troll?


Trolls a people too, even if sub-human ones...

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Niko medes
Freeman Technologies
#56 - 2012-08-13 20:06:35 UTC
I sell exotic dancers, 2 million each!


Oh and this thread is fun.
eddie valvetino
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#57 - 2012-08-13 20:34:22 UTC
Tysinger wrote:
Dear OP,

Break-a-wish Foundation would like to offer our services to your cause.
Our only requirement is a small fee of 500m isk to process your request.
After the isk has been deposited into the BAW Bank, we will meet up with
you and take out the goons.

If you would like to take out TEST as well, that would require an additional 500m isk
for processing fees.
Thank you and hope to fight next to you soon.
Fight the good fight and fly safe!!
o7


oh sweet deal, i gotta have some of that... how much for taking out NC.

also

Posting in pointless thread
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#58 - 2012-08-14 07:00:06 UTC
Better Than You wrote:
That is correct. Project "Vengeance" is now starting. Cool

I am leading a coordinated disband of the two most noncontributing alliances in this game to date. The first step to this massive plan is fear. That's right ladies and gentlemen. FEAR! I am of course posting using an alt they have no clue about. So that means they are wondering, who exactly will be the one to pull the plug.

So when you say? While I can not reveal the exact date, so far everything is going as scheduled. Nothing like yanking the carpet out from underneath someone when they least expect it. Blink I know some of you are debating now who it is in leadership that I am. Rest assured I have more than one in case random kicks happen to one of them. Twisted

So you better enjoy it while it last guys, cause I will be pulling the plug on both those alliance (possible three more bads) in the near future. Pirate


Oh my dear friend you fail to see the fun in all of this. These two alliances provide the most fodder for those of us blood thirsty enough to stir the hornets nest.

After all, SOV doesn't make you a better pilot now does it? Pirate
CynoMonkey
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2012-08-14 07:37:43 UTC
This is what happens when mothers continue to breast feed into puberty Sad

Post with your monkey or GTFO
Cats'Meow
Doomheim
#60 - 2012-08-14 11:40:34 UTC
You know, big plans work out better if you dont go around telling everyone and their brothers uncles dog *HEY HEY LISTEN UP ! I'm gonna do something BIG*

Makes you look less stupid once you fail.

Just saying *whistles*