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Private Pineapple

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 464

#1 - 2012-07-05 20:36:05 UTC | Edited by: Private Pineapple

Hello servants, this is your Great Kingpin speaking.

Today a great and terrible evil has spread across my space. Look at this post and the next post to see what I am talking about. This evil thread necromancer, corestwo, must be dealt with.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1584151#post1584151

I have struck the first blow.

http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/corestwo.jpg

To you, corestwo. I want to give you proof that I am totally serious. Look at how serious I am:

http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment1.png
http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment2.png
http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment3.png
http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment4.png

My henchmen and I will find out any and all markets that corestwo is dealing in and we will sabotage these markets. We will .01 isk ALL of his sell orders and buy orders. We will scam him out of a couple PLEXes here and there via the trade window. We will contract-scam him one of those nifty little 500k ISK for a PLEX things and he will fall for it.

We will put him to shame.

corestwo, we are watching you.

Also, all vendors are banned from selling corestwo any pineapple-related products, including Quafe. To those who do... you will be destroyed along with corestwo.

Pineapple out.

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Price Check Aisle3 Likes received: 167	#2 - 2012-07-05 20:59:04 UTC Private Pineapple wrote: http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj582/privatepineapple/disappointment4.png That's an authentic Privateer screenshot if I ever saw one. Karl Hobb IATS

Tranquility Reclamation 5
Montezuma's Revenge Tranquility Reclamation Likes received: 5	#3 - 2012-07-05 21:19:30 UTC I will do my part by making corestwo poop himself.

The Dresdeneers 298
CorInaXeraL The Dresdeneers Likes received: 298	#4 - 2012-07-05 21:40:00 UTC Roger!

Caldari Provisions 1,240
Kalel Nimrott Caldari Provisions Likes received: 1,240	#5 - 2012-07-05 21:56:27 UTC The Consortium backs Private Pineapple 100% in this endevour. Also, Sir, you video card sucks. Bob Artis, you will be missed. O7


Private Pineapple Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 464	#6 - 2012-07-05 22:00:26 UTC Kalel Nimrott wrote: The Consortium backs Private Pineapple 100% in this endevour. Also, Sir, you video card sucks. Henchman, all of my graphic settings are on the highest possible. I have no idea why my clothes are blurry. Doubt me again and you will be suspended from drinking any pineapple juice for a week. .

Goonfleet Investment Banking 1,127
corestwo Goonfleet Investment Banking Likes received: 1,127	#7 - 2012-07-05 22:08:53 UTC \| Edited by: ISD Tyrozan 3 Allow me to present my official reply. -EDIT- Inappropriate reply. - ISD Tyrozan ps joke's on you, I hate pineapple juice anyway. This post was crafted by a member of the GoonSwarm Federation Economic Cabal, the foremost authority on Eve: Online economics and gameplay. fofofo

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Betrinna Cantis Likes received: 35	#8 - 2012-07-06 00:01:02 UTC \| Edited by: ISD Tyrozan corestwo wrote: Allow me to present my official reply. -EDIT- Remove inappropriate quote ps joke's on you, I hate pineapple juice anyway. Made me LOL and brought tears to my eyes. Alts have been changed to protect the Innocent. You may have mistaken me for someone who cares.....

Private Pineapple

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 464

#9 - 2012-07-06 00:15:48 UTC | Edited by: ISD Tyrozan

corestwo wrote:

Allow me to present my official reply.

ps joke's on you, I hate pineapple juice anyway.

I accept your surrender.

Henchmen, this is a historic day. We have beat this terrible evil - corestwo. With every victory, I draw ever nearer to the throne of EVE Online.

Allow us to hold hands and rejoice!

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah

Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya


Kalel Nimrott Caldari Provisions Likes received: 1,240	#10 - 2012-07-06 00:17:33 UTC I do not see the purporse or the advantage in insults, the outcome will be the same. Bob Artis, you will be missed. O7


Private Pineapple Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 464	#11 - 2012-07-06 11:16:34 UTC Kalel Nimrott wrote: I do not see the purporse or the advantage in insults, the outcome will be the same. Agreed. I will eventually get to my righteous throne of EVE Online, no matter what insults may be tossed my way. .

Herb Men 669
StonerPhReaK Herb Men Likes received: 669	#12 - 2012-07-06 12:12:16 UTC 1 I have just re-routed all my medicinal thc-less marijuana in his direction. His customers will be clear eyed and full of rage at his products lack of punch. This is just the beginning whatever pineapple said you name was. Just. The. Beginning. ! one won Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Tauren Tom

Order of the Silver Dragons

Silver Dragonz

Likes received: 103

#13 - 2012-07-06 12:14:41 UTC

This is eve... I thought they condoned necromancy... or was that necrophilia? Either way... what game promotes serial killers and gives us our victims corpses as trophies?

In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues


Private Pineapple Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 464	#14 - 2012-08-03 16:15:35 UTC I just want to reiterate that I won this Great Conflict. .


CorInaXeraL The Dresdeneers Likes received: 298	#15 - 2012-08-03 16:24:58 UTC Private Pineapple wrote: I just want to reiterate that I won this Great Conflict. Ha! He's back! And in winning fashion. Fantastic.

The Scope Gallente Federation 67
smokess The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 67	#16 - 2012-08-17 07:55:01 UTC I'm going to stab him in the podarse

Get Out Nasty Face 3,886
Lady Spank Get Out Nasty Face Likes received: 3,886	#17 - 2012-08-20 14:21:34 UTC Thread closed because of uninformative. (ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 873
Cyprus Black School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State Likes received: 873	#18 - 2012-08-20 14:26:38 UTC I read this thread and was immediately reminded of the movie Waterboy. Gaiiiiiiitorrrrrraiiiiiiiiiid Pineapple juice sucks! Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33


Private Pineapple Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 464	#19 - 2012-08-20 14:35:19 UTC Cyprus Black wrote: I read this thread and was immediately reminded of the movie Waterboy. Gaiiiiiiitorrrrrraiiiiiiiiiid Pineapple juice sucks! You suck! .

Republic University Minmatar Republic 1,392
Vera Algaert Republic University Minmatar Republic Likes received: 1,392	#20 - 2012-08-20 14:38:49 UTC Private Pineapple wrote: Pineapple out. with that name, how come you are not in GROON? .