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Goonswarm Recuritment Scam Warning (incl. Epic List of Recruitment Scammers!)

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Cpt Branko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#161 - 2012-07-16 10:51:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Cpt Branko
People still fall for this?

Sigh. Makes you feel like a tard, doing all the hard work separating people from their stuff in space and risking ships when you can find idiots, even after all these years of scamming, who will actually willingly give isk away.
Ra Jackson
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#162 - 2012-07-16 14:03:29 UTC
Nerf Burger wrote:

I've heard that claim before but its actually the opposite of what you might think, for the most part..

Its a game where you are anonymous and so you have less social restrictions. Less social restrictions means you are more likely to be who you really are deep down inside.


Only that, especially if you've been playing with the same group of people for several years, you are not anonymous at all. And I think that applies to many EVE players, so your premise is often not correct here.
Zedrik Cayne
Standards and Practices
#163 - 2012-07-16 15:51:29 UTC
I was recently chatted up by a member of goonswarm. You may find the annotated conversation helpful in figuring out *why* people fall for this stuff:

http://zedrikcayne.blogspot.com/2012/07/anatomy-of-scam-or-how-to-talk-to-goon.html

I have since been contacted and told the reason I wouldn't be joining is that I have been skulking around VFK blowing people up.

(What, they expect a wartarget not to bring it to them?)

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon

Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#164 - 2012-07-16 18:22:12 UTC
Hi guys. checking in from Cyprus!

Here's a friendly reminder to all of the newcomers:

I recommend you take a close read at the first post in this topic, as well as Google / search for "Goonswarm Scam" or "Goon scam" or "Goonswarm EVE scam" on these forums to get the picture of what I'm trying to save you from.
Gregor Lachlan
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#165 - 2012-07-16 20:08:06 UTC
I gave 50 Veldspar as my security deposit. Was promised that I'd recieve 500 back after being vetted.

Never saw it again.

Now I have to buy a mining laser to go find more Veldspar as I prematurely ejected it in exchange for asplode lasers.

Worst EVE Experienece Ever.
InternetSpaceship
State War Academy
Caldari State
#166 - 2012-07-17 03:44:26 UTC  |  Edited by: InternetSpaceship
Alice Shimaya wrote:
Hi guys. checking in from Cyprus!

Here's a friendly reminder to all of the newcomers:

I recommend you take a close read at the first post in this topic, as well as Google / search for "Goonswarm Scam" or "Goon scam" or "Goonswarm EVE scam" on these forums to get the picture of what I'm trying to save you from.


Alice Shimaya wrote:

I don't need credibility. Not with a forum alt.

Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation.

If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.  If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.

Cashews
Bastelrunde EV
#167 - 2012-07-17 08:30:15 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Alice Shimaya wrote:
Hi guys. checking in from Cyprus!

Here's a friendly reminder to all of the newcomers:

I recommend you take a close read at the first post in this topic, as well as Google / search for "Goonswarm Scam" or "Goon scam" or "Goonswarm EVE scam" on these forums to get the picture of what I'm trying to save you from.


Alice Shimaya wrote:

I don't need credibility. Not with a forum alt.


That's why he describes how to find the information posted by others. Mr. market alt.
Way to avoid the relevant posts in here btw.
Alice Shimaya
Special Weapons and Tactics.
#168 - 2012-07-17 10:47:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Shimaya
Alice Shimaya wrote:

I don't need credibility. Not with a forum alt.


That's right! The google and forum search for "goonswarm scam" has all the relevant credibility you will ever need.

Up we go!

Newcomers: I recommend you take a close read at the first post in this topic, as well as Google / search for "Goonswarm Scam" or "Goon scam" or "Goonswarm EVE scam" on these forums to get the picture of what I'm trying to save you from.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#169 - 2012-07-18 09:45:24 UTC
It's ungodly amazing how many people fail at basic reading comprehension.

https://auth.goonfleet.com/newbies/

The bold/italic/red text at the bottom spells it out clear as god-given sunshine:

[color=red]GoonWaffe does not openly recruit. If you paid money in game or transfered assets to somebody in game on the promise that they would get you into GoonWaffe or GoonSwarm in general, you were scammed. Do not complete this registration, you will not get into the alliance, no matter how much the person you just contacted in-game right now about this message assures you that you will.[/color]

Fake edit: CCP, why u no color?

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY

Nostradamouse Riraille
S.M.U.G.G.L.E.
#170 - 2012-07-18 15:01:34 UTC
Eh, in my book, you got caught, you deserved it
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#171 - 2012-07-18 18:58:54 UTC
What is this Goose Swarm you all are talking about?

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Have No Name
Doomheim
#172 - 2012-08-02 07:24:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Have No Name
Tiger Would wrote:
What is this Goose Swarm you all are talking about?



Its Goonswarm, not Goose ->


Here you will find the answer to that question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wktdmhn9VP0

Please take the time and watch the entire video.

P.S. You'll find it very useful and informatif

Goonswarm = Goonscam Former Goonswarm Director gives an interview about account theft, scams, paypal theft and more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wktdmhn9VP0

Nostradamouse Riraille
S.M.U.G.G.L.E.
#173 - 2012-08-02 14:35:37 UTC
I like seeing people comming on their tall horses to complain about an activity that is actually encouraged ingame.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#174 - 2012-08-03 17:42:02 UTC

Have you been scammed and want your revenge? I will do a locate for you for only 25 million. email me for Goon eradication services.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Taraxon Taranogas
Doomheim
#175 - 2012-08-03 18:29:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Taraxon Taranogas
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Inputting a partial api code into our recruitment system does not "seriously screw it up", it just generates an error because the user wasn't smart enough to follow simple directions. A sure way to be rejected from membership.

Of course, GoonSwarm got to be the size it is by scamming every potential recruit it can, after all, and not recruiting anyone. Some goons do scam, and if you're dumb enough to fall for it, well, sorry. Sucks to be that dumb.

Everyone else, we do recruit. We don't recruit idiots (TEST and widot aside). If you get rejected, do what everyone else does and go cry about it on the forums. Surely you were rejected not for your awful post history on the boards or for having joined and left 300 corps in the last month for some reason, it's because the meany goons are all scammers.

This is a funny topic coming from you, of all people, Alice. I guess you're counting on the fact that no one knows just how prolific you are at scamming on your main. I won't ruin your action though.


Actually the fact that you admit that your members scam is enough. It's really terrible that in general you are all such bad people that scamming is the only thing you can do to make money. Perhaps if you were normal, you actually try to work with people, build some bonds and everyone would profit together.

But of course, that would take ethics, perhaps something most of you do not have in RL either.
Lady Aja
#176 - 2012-08-04 02:16:53 UTC
simple fix.

take one of the names in the op scammers list and when a goons recruitment scammer comes long. let him interview you and then a day later tell him why aint your app been accepted.
when he says but you aint paid you drop the name from the list and say you paid him

with luck it will start internal fights :P
where is my ability to link a sig properly CCP you munters!!
Knickers Offalot
Doomheim
#177 - 2012-08-04 09:29:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Knickers Offalot
Nostradamouse Riraille wrote:
I like seeing people comming on their tall horses...


Keep that stuff to yourself bro.
Have No Name
Doomheim
#178 - 2012-08-04 13:56:12 UTC
Lady Aja wrote:
simple fix.

take one of the names in the op scammers list and when a goons recruitment scammer comes long. let him interview you and then a day later tell him why aint your app been accepted.
when he says but you aint paid you drop the name from the list and say you paid him

with luck it will start internal fights :P



Here is another one;

Have them believe you want to join them.

Let them see billions worth of assets.

Have them bring jump freighters to pick up your stuff.

Have Friends, hired Mercs, and former victims of their scams wait for the jump freighters to arrive. Blow up the freighters and every Goon you see...

NOT EASY......... BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE.

No doubt they have a lot of friends and members, but they sure as hell have a lot of ennemies considering their behaviour in the past years.
Big smileCoolP

Goonswarm = Goonscam Former Goonswarm Director gives an interview about account theft, scams, paypal theft and more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wktdmhn9VP0

Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#179 - 2012-08-04 15:27:57 UTC
InternetSpaceship wrote:
Inputting a partial api code into our recruitment system does not "seriously screw it up", it just generates an error because the user wasn't smart enough to follow simple directions. A sure way to be rejected from membership.

Of course, GoonSwarm got to be the size it is by scamming every potential recruit it can, after all, and not recruiting anyone. Some goons do scam, and if you're dumb enough to fall for it, well, sorry. Sucks to be that dumb.

Everyone else, we do recruit. We don't recruit idiots (TEST and widot aside). If you get rejected, do what everyone else does and go cry about it on the forums. Surely you were rejected not for your awful post history on the boards or for having joined and left 300 corps in the last month for some reason, it's because the meany goons are all scammers.

This is a funny topic coming from you, of all people, Alice. I guess you're counting on the fact that no one knows just how prolific you are at scamming on your main. I won't ruin your action though.


This is a nice story... but in a real life interview your leader said point blank, "Goons to not recruit in game; they don't need to. The last things goons need is more members. if you see a goon recruitment ad it is a scam."

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Faekurias
The Dark Vanguard
Sigma Grindset
#180 - 2012-08-04 15:39:05 UTC
I've tried to get scammed by TEST Twice but they don't want my stuff. :(