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[Service] Smartarse-for-hire
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Khadhir Hashul
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-08-02 08:36:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Khadhir Hashul
Have you ever needed:

-Higher education in any non-technical field?
-Higher education in non-econometric economics?
-Pretentious debate about philosophical theory?
-An education in Western international politics?
-Dissertations on cultural paradigms in South-East Asian, Chinese and Indian culture viewed in a historical context?
-A wide-reaching view on shifting sociopolitical trends in the United States and China?
-Long words?
-Pedantry?
-A personal writer?
-A pretend girlfriend who will whinge and moan at you about PMS and shoes, complete with authentic grammar and spelling?
-Someone to argue with?
-Legitimate therapy?

Genuine smartarse here offering all of these and much, much more, doubly accredited by the Institute of Overused Jokes About Self-Accreditation and the University of Cambridge.

Pay is negotiable, but will be based on length and depth of discussion. Convo in-game or EVE Mail for details.

Will use American spelling and grammar at request for a small 10% surcharge.