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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3821 - 2012-07-30 13:50:20 UTC
Grab it yourself, you're invited. Just bear in mind that i don't drink coffee so don't know who, when or how used that coffee machine for the last time.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3822 - 2012-07-30 14:04:49 UTC
Can you teach me the art of henna painting?
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#3823 - 2012-07-30 14:21:59 UTC
I knew you'd come back for more.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3824 - 2012-07-30 19:55:52 UTC
Don't tell anyone about this and we can all walk away winners.

Bring your possibles.
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3825 - 2012-07-30 19:57:22 UTC
Time for Bible study again!!! Yay!
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#3826 - 2012-07-30 20:35:24 UTC
So, I got this friend - and he's got too much cash for his own good. You down..?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3827 - 2012-07-30 20:44:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Don't worry about blood clogging in your head, nobody ever died for being hung heads down. Anyway, try to not choke with your vomit when your stomach decides it really had it. Also I would suggest to don't pee nor poo unless you feel that you need something else to worry about. Just hang on there and wait, I will come back to unhang you later, I swear.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3828 - 2012-07-30 21:14:28 UTC
Please...! No more punishment....! I promise I'll be a good girl..... *passes out
Hiyora Akachi
Blood Alcohol Content
T O P S H E L F
#3829 - 2012-07-30 22:00:13 UTC
Stop? Sweetie, we haven't even started yet!
Ian The Bane
13th Bomber Squadron
#3830 - 2012-07-30 23:13:56 UTC
You look like a young Geddy Lee of Rush with Sunglasses.....GET OUT!
This actually happened to me once..
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#3831 - 2012-07-31 02:50:42 UTC
aw f*** not a guy with a mohawk
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3832 - 2012-07-31 03:16:52 UTC
ow. Ow! OOOOWWWW!!! WTF are you doing?! Where'd you learn that?! Is it supposed to hurt like this?!
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3833 - 2012-07-31 04:25:49 UTC
Here hon I made you a cup of coffee, it should help with the distress
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3834 - 2012-07-31 06:31:46 UTC
You're very kind, but I think that Adalynne needs it more, she's quite sensitive and gets hurt with the silliest stuff.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3835 - 2012-07-31 07:31:48 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
You're very kind, but I think that Adalynne needs it more, she's quite sensitive and gets hurt with the silliest stuff.


Oh yeah from the previous sleepover I seem to recall tea is more your cup...here, I made you one. Now make sure you drink it while it's hot.
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#3836 - 2012-07-31 07:36:38 UTC
You again? ...listen, about that coffee of yours...

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3837 - 2012-07-31 07:46:53 UTC
Fus feim yol

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3838 - 2012-07-31 10:20:37 UTC
KEEP SLURPIN
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3839 - 2012-07-31 11:26:51 UTC
Thank god nightmares are not real....OH NO!!!!!
AeonExo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3840 - 2012-07-31 11:35:51 UTC
Tran sexual? Sheeeeeiiittttt.