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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Arora Firesight
Twilight Imperial Trading Company
#3801 - 2012-07-28 09:07:43 UTC
Sarah Atkinson wrote:
You got make-up on my pillows..


And you left love stains on my sheets you sexy thing! care for a little more futa fun?

If your looking for a bad ass, then look at my sister... Dex is the one with the leathers, beating up thugs in bar's... I'm the one who deals with her bail out forms! big sisters suck!
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3802 - 2012-07-28 11:49:19 UTC
Arora Firesight wrote:
Sarah Atkinson wrote:
You got make-up on my pillows..


And you left love stains on my sheets you sexy thing! care for a little more futa fun?


things I've done with this clone:
Done an Amarrian, caldari , gallantean , mimitarrian , sansha, jovian futa , slave hounds , Rogue drones with tentacles
now I guess I'll have to add monkey to the list
devolution of mankind

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3803 - 2012-07-28 11:59:02 UTC
Why are you still here?

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Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3804 - 2012-07-28 15:53:02 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Why are you still here?


Is your face always so wrinkled up in the morning?
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3805 - 2012-07-29 06:01:43 UTC
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3806 - 2012-07-29 07:09:08 UTC
Noriko Satomi wrote:
"Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so..."

to balance out how gay that song was
"Time for a MANLY SONG"

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Majestic Twilight
Doomheim
#3807 - 2012-07-29 15:51:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Majestic Twilight
BearGood morning sweet kitten. Back again I see.............Can't get enough of me Hun?
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3808 - 2012-07-29 17:50:29 UTC
Majestic Twilight wrote:
BearGood morning sweet kitten. Back again I see.............Can't get enough of me Hun?

I'm pretty sure that's not whom I went to bed with...
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3809 - 2012-07-29 18:06:56 UTC
Your look of pleasant surprise is mutual, let me assure you.

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Lick with your main™
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3810 - 2012-07-29 18:16:13 UTC
You see, if i had a passion for boobies, i wouldn't unstick myself from my mirror. Not the case, though, so go along, birdie.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3811 - 2012-07-30 03:13:28 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
You see, if i had a passion for boobies, i wouldn't unstick myself from my mirror. Not the case, though, so go along, birdie.

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Lilianna Star
Vagrant Empress
#3812 - 2012-07-30 03:15:04 UTC
"Oh, so that's what I was feeling."
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3813 - 2012-07-30 05:54:04 UTC
Hello there little girl, did you have a good night sleep? I went in last night to check on you and saw you hugging that teddy bear of yours.
Riall
Doomheim
#3814 - 2012-07-30 06:38:09 UTC
Yeah, me neither.

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Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3815 - 2012-07-30 07:01:57 UTC
Riall wrote:
Yeah, me neither.


Oups, wrong bed. Must've been the late night tequila.
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#3816 - 2012-07-30 10:43:09 UTC
No regrets. Repeat?
Shi'ki
#3817 - 2012-07-30 11:05:34 UTC
braaainss...
Lyskal Oskold
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3818 - 2012-07-30 11:37:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyskal Oskold
*stops Alma in FEAR 3 and goes to sleep, wakes up*

OH GOD NOT AGAIN.

Edit: Shiki?

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." - Eleanor Lamb
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#3819 - 2012-07-30 11:53:01 UTC
...I really thought that would rub off.

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3820 - 2012-07-30 13:42:51 UTC
Bring me a coffee please.