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Hudzen Ten
Doomheim
#61 - 2012-07-19 18:30:01 UTC
You see a lot, doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?

i will pay 50mil for a posted chat-log of you giving yourself space therapy for thinking space therapy is a good idea.

but wait... then would the space therapy for your space therapy be a good idea? hmm do you run a side-line in metaphysical diacotomies?
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#62 - 2012-07-19 21:58:32 UTC
Hudzen Ten wrote:
You see a lot, doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?

i will pay 50mil for a posted chat-log of you giving yourself space therapy for thinking space therapy is a good idea.

but wait... then would the space therapy for your space therapy be a good idea? hmm do you run a side-line in metaphysical diacotomies?


I don't know really what your point is but...


wow......that sounds a bit like schizophrenia.......maybe there is some side work for psychiatrists in eve?


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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#63 - 2012-07-20 07:08:55 UTC
available for another hour..maybe two.

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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#64 - 2012-07-20 16:56:40 UTC
God Morning!! I love this game eve...wanted to note that.

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Hudzen Ten
Doomheim
#65 - 2012-07-20 17:53:41 UTC
Space Therapist wrote:
Hudzen Ten wrote:
You see a lot, doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?

i will pay 50mil for a posted chat-log of you giving yourself space therapy for thinking space therapy is a good idea.

but wait... then would the space therapy for your space therapy be a good idea? hmm do you run a side-line in metaphysical diacotomies?


I don't know really what your point is but...


wow......that sounds a bit like schizophrenia.......maybe there is some side work for psychiatrists in eve?




Well you appeared to have disected the human condition enough to have no remaining sense of humour, so you should do fiine in your chosen field, which in eve is a very serious business

/end troll
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#66 - 2012-07-20 18:43:32 UTC
Hudzen Ten, Why are your knickers in a twist in this thread ? How did the bee get into your bonnet ? My style of therapy is no doubt different to the approach Space Therapist takes however feel free to drop by my clinic for a consultation if you have some issues you wish to "iron" out.

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Hudzen Ten
Doomheim
#67 - 2012-07-20 21:26:33 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
Hudzen Ten, Why are your knickers in a twist in this thread ? How did the bee get into your bonnet ? My style of therapy is no doubt different to the approach Space Therapist takes however feel free to drop by my clinic for a consultation if you have some issues you wish to "iron" out.


A therapist touched my jungian archetype as a child

Just assumed this whole thread was a joke and tried to join in the fun. Highly illogical i know.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#68 - 2012-07-20 23:04:11 UTC
Being a philanthropist myself who enjoys helping out others in the community I applaud what Space Therapist does.

Not everybody has the pallette to listen to the woes of weary capsuleers who have had a bad day in outerspace.

My understanding is that the service she provides is a worthwhile one.

Also I would just like to confirm that I do indeed still have 2 testicles Big smile

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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#69 - 2012-07-21 11:03:04 UTC
thanks again.. Boom Boom!! It was a busy day.

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#70 - 2012-07-21 13:54:09 UTC
No probs Space Therapist.

Glad to see business is doing well.

Had a busy night myself.

Fun Times.

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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#71 - 2012-07-21 18:55:44 UTC
yea i am more open to some free chats...but some of these clowns..just want to troll my services....i have patience for some..but some just sit in the damn chat room and don't type back..or takes them 10 minutes to answer a simple question...it's ridiculous. I guess...yes..this is "eve" and this sort of thing is going to come up...I had a great chat with someone last night.. was very very long.

it was interesting.


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Viceran Phaedra
Instar Heavy Industries
#72 - 2012-07-23 14:57:28 UTC
It needs to be said, Ms Therapist, that a large part of some folks' enjoyment in EVE is attempting to make others rage from the safety of a more anonymous persona. I hope you have a long fuse. Big smile

That said, there must be some fascinating mindsets here in New Eden, and I wish you all the best in discovering both sides of human nature in our giant sandbox.

Fly safe, dear.
-Vic

Chief Executive Officer

Instar Heavy Industries
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#73 - 2012-07-26 03:19:35 UTC
Good evening!!!

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Tyl Ashkevron
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#74 - 2012-07-27 12:56:12 UTC
a therapist with a bounty of over 30 mio isk on her head???
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#75 - 2012-07-28 05:25:02 UTC
a recent client...allowed me to share our chat to advertise my services.

Channel Name: Private Chat (xxxx)
Listener: Space Therapist
Session started: 2012.07.28 04:32:27

[ 2012.07.28 04:32:32 ] Space Therapist > hi
[ 2012.07.28 04:32:33 ] xxxx > available?
[ 2012.07.28 04:32:36 ] Space Therapist > yes
[ 2012.07.28 04:32:44 ] xxxx > sending isk, one sec... 10M ?
[ 2012.07.28 04:32:49 ] Space Therapist > okay.
[ 2012.07.28 04:33:05 ] xxxx > sent
[ 2012.07.28 04:33:12 ] Space Therapist > ty
[ 2012.07.28 04:33:23 ] xxxx > i have a specific problem
[ 2012.07.28 04:33:28 ] Space Therapist > ok
[ 2012.07.28 04:33:37 ] xxxx > and i don't know if others have it so i don't talk about it too much
[ 2012.07.28 04:33:50 ] xxxx > it's about my brain locking up a little in the middle of combat
[ 2012.07.28 04:33:56 ] Space Therapist > hmm
[ 2012.07.28 04:34:02 ] xxxx > is this a common thing or is there something wrong with me?
[ 2012.07.28 04:34:41 ] Space Therapist > well i don't know..but I must ask you ...what ship are you flying?
[ 2012.07.28 04:34:52 ] Space Therapist > and is it during fleet ops?
[ 2012.07.28 04:35:10 ] xxxx > I flow most of them in the game... and yes, it's generally during ops... last night for instance i was in a guardian
[ 2012.07.28 04:35:17 ] Space Therapist > explain the circumstances
[ 2012.07.28 04:35:37 ] xxxx > it was about 30 v 30 and we were short a guardian... only 2 of us in fleet
[ 2012.07.28 04:35:55 ] xxxx > and though i've flown in combat a hundred times... i forget stupid stuff
[ 2012.07.28 04:36:02 ] xxxx > like last night, i was tackled...
[ 2012.07.28 04:36:10 ] Space Therapist > i see
[ 2012.07.28 04:36:16 ] xxxx > and I tried to get distance.... while staying alive and repping fleet mates...
[ 2012.07.28 04:36:25 ] xxxx > next thing I know, i'm out of range....
[ 2012.07.28 04:36:35 ] xxxx > i'd become untackled and drifted far from the fight
[ 2012.07.28 04:36:58 ] xxxx > just wasn't noticing something very simple until it was almost too late to correct.
[ 2012.07.28 04:37:03 ] Space Therapist > hmm what was the purpose of the fleet op?
[ 2012.07.28 04:37:23 ] xxxx > we were there to bash some enemy POS's and a couple of POCO's
[ 2012.07.28 04:37:42 ] xxxx > we were almost finished with the objective when reds entered system
[ 2012.07.28 04:37:54 ] xxxx > up until then it was boring and routine
[ 2012.07.28 04:37:59 ] Space Therapist > ok and you say you locked up...was it your launchers?
[ 2012.07.28 04:38:13 ] Space Therapist > i had this happen too
[ 2012.07.28 04:38:16 ] xxxx > oh no... locked up as in my brain started to bog down
[ 2012.07.28 04:38:36 ] xxxx > i was afraid of losing my ship of course but trying to be calm
[ 2012.07.28 04:38:39 ] xxxx > and breath!
[ 2012.07.28 04:38:42 ] Space Therapist > my luanchers locked up..in a battleii the auto reload would disappear
[ 2012.07.28 04:39:07 ] Space Therapist > yes i see
[ 2012.07.28 04:39:11 ] xxxx > hehe, that sounds like a game mechanic and not an issue of the mind :)
[ 2012.07.28 04:39:35 ] Space Therapist > true
[ 2012.07.28 04:39:37 ] xxxx > so i got flooded with adrenaline and quivering a little bit
[ 2012.07.28 04:39:50 ] xxxx > and thats when things get "foggy" for me
[ 2012.07.28 04:39:52 ] Space Therapist > i thought it was like some sort of magic trick..lol
[ 2012.07.28 04:39:57 ] xxxx > lol
[ 2012.07.28 04:40:07 ] xxxx > do you understand why I've come to you?
[ 2012.07.28 04:40:16 ] Space Therapist > yes
[ 2012.07.28 04:40:23 ] Space Therapist > and about your issue
[ 2012.07.28 04:40:25 ] xxxx > and is this an appropriate issue for you to talk with me about?
[ 2012.07.28 04:40:56 ] Space Therapist > well it delve's a little into a rl issue.
[ 2012.07.28 04:41:01 ] Space Therapist > but
[ 2012.07.28 04:41:30 ] Space Therapist > perhaps game mechanics were responsible or style of play in your issue
[ 2012.07.28 04:41:33 ] xxxx > i can see how that might be true... but i'm not really flying spaceships into combat.
[ 2012.07.28 04:41:40 ] Space Therapist > it is why i am asking questions
[ 2012.07.28 04:42:06 ] xxxx > well how about this beginner question.? is it common?
[ 2012.07.28 04:42:10 ] Space Therapist > then you are just making this stuff up???
[ 2012.07.28 04:42:24 ] xxxx > no, i'm not, it's quite serious
[ 2012.07.28 04:42:43 ] Space Therapist > But i do not address rl related problems
[ 2012.07.28 04:42:47 ] xxxx > i would love to be able to diminish this battle confusion and lack of problems
[ 2012.07.28 04:42:56 ] xxxx > lack of focus*
[ 2012.07.28 04:43:22 ] xxxx > so you believe this is a rl problem then and not appropriate for space therapy?
[ 2012.07.28 04:43:46 ] xxxx > i had hoped it was a common capsuleer problem
[ 2012.07.28 04:43:50 ] Space Therapist > well if it is about combat...i suggest you try something to correct the problem...i can suggest a thing or too...I am unothodox and
[ 2012.07.28 04:43:55 ] Space Therapist > a role player
[ 2012.07.28 04:44:22 ] xxxx > ok, i'm willing to listen for as long as my dime lasts :)
[ 2012.07.28 04:44:23 ] Space Therapist > I don't know you tell me
[ 2012.07.28 04:44:44 ] xxxx > well, i'm a 4 yr combat veteran....
[ 2012.07.28 04:44:51 ] xxxx > i've been in lots of fights
[ 2012.07.28 04:44:55 ] Space Therapist > ok ok
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:04 ] Space Therapist > is this about rl?
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:08 ] xxxx > no!
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:11 ] xxxx > ok
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:15 ] xxxx > 4yr old toon
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:21 ] xxxx > who is a pvp'er
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:24 ] Space Therapist > well i see
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:51 ] Space Therapist > im going to scroll back and look what youve written to see if i can help you
[ 2012.07.28 04:45:55 ] xxxx > ok




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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#76 - 2012-07-28 05:31:35 UTC
[ 2012.07.28 04:46:57 ] Space Therapist > ok...my advice
[ 2012.07.28 04:47:01 ] xxxx > yes?
[ 2012.07.28 04:47:20 ] Space Therapist > a few questions first tho
[ 2012.07.28 04:47:28 ] xxxx > fire away
[ 2012.07.28 04:47:57 ] Space Therapist > what is your usual role in fleet ops? to fly a guardian??
[ 2012.07.28 04:48:10 ] xxxx > no, that's more rare. usually heavy dps
[ 2012.07.28 04:48:23 ] xxxx > hurricanes and battleships
[ 2012.07.28 04:48:30 ] Space Therapist > yea
[ 2012.07.28 04:48:33 ] Space Therapist > ok
[ 2012.07.28 04:48:48 ] Space Therapist > you should probably do this
[ 2012.07.28 04:49:09 ] Space Therapist > try flying the gaurdian out to kill rats
[ 2012.07.28 04:49:23 ] Space Therapist > if you do that sort of thing
[ 2012.07.28 04:49:26 ] xxxx > 0.0
[ 2012.07.28 04:49:27 ] Space Therapist > in a guardian
[ 2012.07.28 04:49:43 ] xxxx > you don't typically fit a guardian with weapons :)
[ 2012.07.28 04:49:55 ] xxxx > it's a remote repping ship.
[ 2012.07.28 04:49:59 ] Space Therapist > that's what i figured
[ 2012.07.28 04:50:06 ] xxxx > are you unfamiliar with pvp?
[ 2012.07.28 04:50:07 ] Space Therapist > yep
[ 2012.07.28 04:50:09 ] xxxx > it's ok
[ 2012.07.28 04:50:25 ] Space Therapist > nope..i'm not done with trying to give you advice
[ 2012.07.28 04:50:27 ] xxxx > so if I take your intended line of thought...
[ 2012.07.28 04:50:35 ] xxxx > go ahead :)
[ 2012.07.28 04:50:43 ] Space Therapist > go with a friend/corp mate
[ 2012.07.28 04:51:06 ] Space Therapist > and let him fly dps..u fly the guardian
[ 2012.07.28 04:51:12 ] xxxx > ok
[ 2012.07.28 04:51:43 ] Space Therapist > and work on killing rats with a buddy to get the feel for that type of role.
[ 2012.07.28 04:52:41 ] xxxx > i've done that recently with the oneiros.. a very similar ship to the guardian but better suited to remote repping without a second repping partner (required for the guardian in fleets)
[ 2012.07.28 04:52:46 ] Space Therapist > I think your unfamiliarity with taking out and flying a gaudian in fleets....is the problem
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:01 ] xxxx > no, i'm quite sure i have the problem in all manner of ships

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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#77 - 2012-07-28 05:36:13 UTC
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:11 ] Space Therapist > oh i see
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:12 ] xxxx > it's the excitement of space combat that flusters my brain
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:35 ] xxxx > dumps adrenaline and whatnot into my bloodstream and I begin being a dummy :)
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:41 ] Space Therapist > well that's interesting
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:47 ] xxxx > and I wonder do other pilots have this problem?
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:49 ] Space Therapist > hmm
[ 2012.07.28 04:53:53 ] xxxx > first you've heard of it?
[ 2012.07.28 04:54:12 ] Space Therapist > well it does not come to mind
[ 2012.07.28 04:54:24 ] Space Therapist > as far as previous clients
[ 2012.07.28 04:54:38 ] Space Therapist > I do not have that problem at all.
[ 2012.07.28 04:54:48 ] xxxx > ok, well maybe someone else will come along and you can try and work out exercises to improve the condition for others.
[ 2012.07.28 04:55:03 ] xxxx > or give it some thought if nothing comes to mind for you now
[ 2012.07.28 04:55:05 ] xxxx > do you pvp?
[ 2012.07.28 04:55:26 ] Space Therapist > I am training to pvp..I have alts that pvp.
[ 2012.07.28 04:55:43 ] xxxx > cool
[ 2012.07.28 04:56:03 ] xxxx > i've noticed some guys are calm and cool under pressure... i don't seem to be that lucky.
[ 2012.07.28 04:56:23 ] xxxx > repetition of some things does seem to help, but I usually can think of at least one thing I forgot to do
[ 2012.07.28 04:56:31 ] xxxx > like launch drones when in a dps role.
[ 2012.07.28 04:56:35 ] Space Therapist > but the adreniline brain rush freeze...u probably need to just get into the ship more and well try different ways to fly it.
[ 2012.07.28 04:56:39 ] xxxx > I almost always forget to launch drones!
[ 2012.07.28 04:56:54 ] Space Therapist > I do that too
[ 2012.07.28 04:57:10 ] xxxx > what the hell causes that? i always remember when doing pve!
[ 2012.07.28 04:57:14 ] xxxx > but not pvp
[ 2012.07.28 04:57:22 ] xxxx > what's the difference, ya know?
[ 2012.07.28 04:57:39 ] Space Therapist > i think your focus is overpowering your ability to think about it
[ 2012.07.28 04:58:16 ] Space Therapist > you are so intensely focused on what your trying to accomplsh within the fleet op that...
[ 2012.07.28 04:58:41 ] xxxx > maybe i should write a checklist down of steps to take for the ship i'm about to pvp in and that will help reinforce them in my mind?
[ 2012.07.28 04:58:42 ] Space Therapist > you forget about the damn drones.
[ 2012.07.28 04:58:50 ] xxxx > lol
[ 2012.07.28 04:58:53 ] xxxx > that could be
[ 2012.07.28 04:59:26 ] Space Therapist > xxxx
[ 2012.07.28 04:59:38 ] xxxx > e.g. approach, lock, mwd, shoot, launch drones :D
[ 2012.07.28 04:59:43 ] xxxx > yes?
[ 2012.07.28 05:00:28 ] Space Therapist > yea i think u got it with a list
[ 2012.07.28 05:00:45 ] xxxx > that *feels* like it might help. I'm going to go with it.
[ 2012.07.28 05:01:00 ] Space Therapist > yes..keep it next to your keyboard
[ 2012.07.28 05:01:16 ] xxxx > and I'm happy to do a follow up if you care to see me as a patient again after the next big fight.
[ 2012.07.28 05:01:17 ] Space Therapist > so you can see it before that type of fleet op
[ 2012.07.28 05:01:19 ] xxxx > I shall.
[ 2012.07.28 05:01:49 ] Space Therapist > sure...just mssg me..i'll be around.
[ 2012.07.28 05:01:57 ] Space Therapist > or eve mail me.
[ 2012.07.28 05:02:12 ] xxxx > kk... feel free to use this log for your adverts if it's helpful and thank you for being a sounding board.
[ 2012.07.28 05:02:38 ] xxxx > I waive any remaining minutes of our time. thanks doc.
[ 2012.07.28 05:02:39 ] Space Therapist > ok thanks...do you wish anononymity?
[ 2012.07.28 05:02:57 ] xxxx > just rename to xxxx if you can do it easily
[ 2012.07.28 05:03:17 ] xxxx > i don't want my peers knowing i suffer from this
[ 2012.07.28 05:03:23 ] xxxx > until i can beat it
[ 2012.07.28 05:04:00 ] Space Therapist > ok will do

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Abditus Cularius
Clancularius Industries
#78 - 2012-07-28 05:45:36 UTC
Christ almighty. Learn to use pastebin already.
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#79 - 2012-07-28 19:23:52 UTC
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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#80 - 2012-07-30 22:15:02 UTC
Good evening!!!

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