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Cecil Arongo

Zebra Corp

Goonswarm Federation

Likes received: 60

#1 - 2012-07-24 10:08:11 UTC

We are a small Pirate corp looking to grow our numbers. If you want a place to come pew with shenanigans and general asshattery, look no further!

We offer low to no tax and a friendly environment with plenty of opportunities for activities and entertainment, up to and including drunken roams and sexual innuendos.

We honor 1v1 requests and ransoms.

Must have local smacktalk trained to 5 and have a sense of humor.
Those with a weak stomach or are prone to the following, need not apply.

Crying
Screaming
Projectile Vomiting
Embarrassing Accidents
Amnesia
Spine Loss
Uncontrollable Gas
Explosive Diarrhea

If none of these apply to you, and you are looking for a new home, contact me here or ingame.

Cecil

This is for all you new people: I have one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you dont do your job I will shoot you myself. DO YOU GET ME?


Cecil Arongo Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 60	#2 - 2012-07-27 14:18:52 UTC Bump. This is for all you new people: I have one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you dont do your job I will shoot you myself. DO YOU GET ME?


Cecil Arongo Zebra Corp Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 60	#3 - 2012-07-28 17:45:55 UTC Obligatory bump. This is for all you new people: I have one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. If you dont do your job I will shoot you myself. DO YOU GET ME?