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Funniest thing you've heard in Eve...
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The Apostle
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-10-11 10:02:40 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
"oh ****, ****, shiiiiiiiit... I'm getting targetted.... I'm pointed!!! Help me!!!"

Obelisk pilot on a convoy escorted by Init to get the last of EOS freighters and assets out of AH8 (Scalding Pass) after COW (now defunct?) offered to charge rent.

We were 7 jumps out and formed up with big escort heading to a Titan bridge to get the guys into highsec. Init did a good thing and bought heaps of intys......

Point was blue web trying to hurry-up his big fat ass.

LolLolLolLol

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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#2 - 2011-10-11 10:07:07 UTC
I had a message once whilst ratting :- "Fleet me, I will protect you"

Message was from a known Pirate operating in the area.

I laughed so hard I fell out of my roost.

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Cozmik R5
Chez Stan
#3 - 2011-10-11 10:08:33 UTC
"If my CEO was around he'd kick your ass... he has a battleship !!!"

Heard during an extremely hilarious wardec against AMC alliance in the Genesis region about a year ago.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#4 - 2011-10-11 10:14:53 UTC
no scope!

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Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#5 - 2011-10-11 10:17:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Renan Ruivo
Ah.. scalding pass..

I'm pretty sure most of eve never heard of that region.


Had great fun trolling UPS and embarassing them to their russian overlords.

Then sanctum nerf hit and it became a wasteland not even worthy of AFK cloaker's time.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#6 - 2011-10-11 10:17:38 UTC
Chribba wrote:
no scope!


bwahahahahaha!!

Good one Blink

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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#7 - 2011-10-11 10:17:58 UTC
Thorn Galen wrote:
I had a message once whilst ratting :- "Fleet me, I will protect you"

Message was from a known Pirate operating in the area.

I laughed so hard I fell out of my roost.



Someone once taunted me needlessly in local that I couldn't get them because I wasnt in a probing ship (and he was in an exploration site). One fleet invitation later and he was still smacking in local as I locked him up and put the scram on Lol

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The Apostle
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-10-11 10:19:06 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
Thorn Galen wrote:
Chribba wrote:
no scope!


bwahahahahaha!!

Good one Blink

/me blinks. I don't get it? I'm quite possibly suffering from alcohol induced idiocy. Not sure.. help?

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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#9 - 2011-10-11 10:23:50 UTC
wtb: scope in eve

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Bo Tosh
Os Terriveis
#10 - 2011-10-11 10:36:55 UTC
Vile Rat

"Removing the ability for cheap 'robotic' labor to take our jobs and push the prices down so far that it's not really worth it for people to do when actually sitting at their computer while playing the game = a good thing!"

A Goon taking the high morale ground, laughed until it hurt.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#11 - 2011-10-11 10:39:44 UTC
"im sending that guy a mail about us paying you for killing him and guzzling his carebear tears"

Excerpt from local channel after frying someone's afk hulk.Pirate

Yeeee!