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Mr Bushar's Bond Run #1: 10M bonds, 30d, 15% interest (DONE, REPAID)

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Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#141 - 2012-07-20 21:07:23 UTC
july 20 simplified balance sheet

Assets (ISK) 2,494,563,613.84 Based on Fair Value of Assets (Updated July 20, 2012)

Liabilities (ISK) (954,500,000.00) Includes immediate accrual of interest

Net Asset Value (ISK) 1,540,063,613.84
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#142 - 2012-07-21 02:58:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Bushar
In my next bond run, I will be upping the interest rate to 20% and issuing up to a contigent 10% in bonus payments (bonus unguaranteed).

The following individuals will never qualify to invest in my bonds:
David Forge
JohnathanGalt
Kailean
CorInaXeraL

The users above, and potentially more to be added in the future, are to continue enjoying inferior 5-10% returns on their investments.
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#143 - 2012-07-21 03:25:29 UTC
so I wasn't following this clowncar trainwreck, did you actually ever get any investors?

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Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#144 - 2012-07-21 03:32:03 UTC
corestwo wrote:
so I wasn't following this clowncar trainwreck, did you actually ever get any investors?


I got five of them.
Three of them got a bonus, all five are going to get their full repayment (possibly a few days earlier too, with no penalty)
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#145 - 2012-07-21 03:34:29 UTC
well good for them. i suppose next round you'll be able to attract a larger pool of suckers.

i wouldn't fret too much over your detractors in this thread...people still fall for goonfleet recruitment scams, after all, so i'm sure after a few rounds you'll have plenty of morons lining up.

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corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#146 - 2012-07-21 03:35:45 UTC
oh **** i just implied that you're anything but the legitimate god of trade manifest in mortal form to show us the way...are you going to add me to ~~~the list~~~ now? Oops

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Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#147 - 2012-07-21 03:36:12 UTC
corestwo wrote:
well good for them. i suppose next round you'll be able to attract a larger pool of suckers.

i wouldn't fret too much over your detractors in this thread...people still fall for goonfleet recruitment scams, after all, so i'm sure after a few rounds you'll have plenty of morons lining up.


If by suckers you mean people earning a higher return on their investments than you, then sure.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#148 - 2012-07-21 03:37:09 UTC
corestwo wrote:
oh **** i just implied that you're anything but the legitimate god of trade manifest in mortal form to show us the way...are you going to add me to ~~~the list~~~ now? Oops


You'll have to try a little harder to get on that list
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#149 - 2012-07-21 03:40:26 UTC  |  Edited by: corestwo
son, i had a hand in making (and losing due to ccp intervention) a collective 5 trillion isk in a wild-ass scheme that i took part in because it sounded fun. suffice it to say, the exact return on my investments - large scale patch speculation, since min-maxing the market got boring a long time ago - is not something i really care about anymore. so i'm sure your initial investors returns will far exceed mine...it wouldn't be hard, and that's how a ponzi works anyway, isn't it?

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corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#150 - 2012-07-21 03:48:11 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
corestwo wrote:
oh **** i just implied that you're anything but the legitimate god of trade manifest in mortal form to show us the way...are you going to add me to ~~~the list~~~ now? Oops


You'll have to try a little harder to get on that list


well that's a relief, it would be such a pity for you to blacklist your biggest fan

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Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#151 - 2012-07-21 04:01:00 UTC
corestwo wrote:
son, i had a hand in making (and losing due to ccp intervention) a collective 5 trillion isk in a wild-ass scheme that i took part in because it sounded fun. suffice it to say, the exact return on my investments - large scale patch speculation, since min-maxing the market got boring a long time ago - is not something i really care about anymore. so i'm sure your initial investors returns will far exceed mine...it wouldn't be hard, and that's how a ponzi works anyway, isn't it?


Hasn't been a minute since we started talking and you already brought up ponzi.
Please explain to me how a ponzi scheme could work, if I repay principal and interest to all bondholders after 30 days?

Unless, of course, I keep issuing more and more bonds all the time, for larger and larger amounts, which is not feasible.

You seemed more intelligent than that, lets keep this discussion on an advanced level.
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#152 - 2012-07-21 04:08:16 UTC
you're right of course, ponzi is technically the wrong word for it. but, no matter, you're doing quite well. and i understand the need to be coy about it of course. Blink

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Kailean
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#153 - 2012-07-21 04:09:20 UTC
corestwo wrote:
well that's a relief, it would be such a pity for you to blacklist your biggest fan

You're just jelly cos you're not on the list, just admit it already. The List is only for a select few persons, good luck getting on it -- you'll need it.
Mr Bushar
Doomheim
#154 - 2012-07-21 04:12:14 UTC
Kailean wrote:
corestwo wrote:
well that's a relief, it would be such a pity for you to blacklist your biggest fan

You're just jelly cos you're not on the list, just admit it already. The List is only for a select few persons, good luck getting on it -- you'll need it.


You said you wouldn't come back to this thread.
What happened?
Do you think that all of a sudden you're welcome here?
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#155 - 2012-07-21 04:13:49 UTC
Kailean, I believe you have misunderstood me! I admire Mr Bushar here for what are likely the very same reasons you've been attacking him. It takes a special set of qualities to step up to the challenges involved here and bring it off successfully and he's well on his way. They have different specialties, of course, but Blawrf would be proud.

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Kailean
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#156 - 2012-07-21 04:15:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Kailean
Mr Bushar wrote:
What happened?

I decided that I needed to say something to corestwo regarding The List.

Mr Bushar wrote:

Do you think that all of a sudden you're welcome here?

Don't be daft, of course I'm welcome here. Cool


corestwo wrote:
stuff.

IDD. There is however nothing preventing you from admiring Mr Bushar while still taking your (rightful) place on The List.
corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
#157 - 2012-07-21 04:18:33 UTC  |  Edited by: corestwo
yipe! don't overdo it mr bushar, you of course know you need people like kailean at first. opposition gives you an air of legitimacy!

aw heck why am i giving advice. you got this, no prob.

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David Forge
GameOn Inc.
#158 - 2012-07-21 04:32:27 UTC
Mr Bushar wrote:
In my next bond run, I will be upping the interest rate to 20% and issuing up to a contigent 10% in bonus payments (bonus unguaranteed).

The following individuals will never qualify to invest in my bonds:
David Forge
JohnathanGalt
Kailean
CorInaXeraL

The users above, and potentially more to be added in the future, are to continue enjoying inferior 5-10% returns on their investments.


Please, someone dry my tears and tell me it's all going to be okay.
Korgan Medel
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#159 - 2012-07-21 08:30:56 UTC
2 days later and this scam just will not die..........

Keep it up Mr Busher after about your 5th bond run you may get some REAL investors, Until then just keep posting random figures and ever improving fictional payouts to your non existent investors.
Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#160 - 2012-07-21 08:41:06 UTC
Thank you, Mr Bushar. This thread has been the most humorous, amusing and satisfactory thread in a long, long time.