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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#41 - 2012-07-14 23:13:03 UTC
Good Day! My office will be OPEN for new clients shortly.

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#42 - 2012-07-15 09:48:49 UTC
Good Night!

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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#43 - 2012-07-15 20:29:03 UTC
yesterday and last night were busy.


For the most part I am gaining a good deal of insight into pilot's issues in a variety of areas and enjoy the sessions.

I thought about coming up with scheduled hours of operation, but I am not going to do that at this time.


Good Afternoon!!


ST

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#44 - 2012-07-16 04:55:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
Good Evening!

My office is OPEN for clients for the next hour or so.




NOTE: I have received a few proposals for expanding my corp in the services industry. Some of them were interesting. I therefore reactivated my corporation applications for membership......but do ask people that are interested in my corporation to eve mail me please...I will not accept applicants looking to become space therapists at this time. I currently manage the demand on my own. If you have an idea for a service that you feel might compliment my service in some way I will consider it via eve mail.

Thank You for all your support and interest!


ST

See my bio for rates and services.

Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2012-07-16 05:29:20 UTC
Ashen Darksabre wrote:
Also, she already has a "Space" in her name.


That's...the...joke.

Hello, hello again.

Verdantia Amelana
Sigma Central Administration
#46 - 2012-07-16 21:32:49 UTC
After seeing her therapy advert in Jita, I initially thought they were trying to sell some sort of RP "happy endings". Amused, I investigated to see if I was dealing with an e-Prostitute or not (and more importantly if I could make them cry). After speaking with the self professed Therapist and viewing an anonymized log of one of her counciling sessions, all I can really say is that she seems legit, is honest about what she is offering, and some of her techniques resemble things I've experienced in the office of a professional psychologist. Whether or not it's worth your ISK is up to you of course. I didn't partake of or pay for any services myself so take this as you will.

(Disclaimer: I was asked to write a review of my experiences with the esteemed Therapist here a few days after encountering her. I was not compensated in any way other than a feeling of mild amusement.)
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#47 - 2012-07-17 20:38:43 UTC
Good Afternoon! I will be available for new clients shortly.

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#48 - 2012-07-18 05:21:37 UTC
Good evening!! I am available to new clients for the next few hours.

See my bio for rates and services.

Wolf Kolona
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#49 - 2012-07-18 16:12:16 UTC
Wow. Really, Wow. This lovely lady has some brilliant ideas, and i mean out of the box.

Hired her for a couple of my buds, decided to have a quick chat myself and my god, She is brilliant.

AAA* For this service - If you ever want to have a chat about anything that might be bothering you. this is the place to go.

Might not be a real Therapist, but by the Allmightymike of the gallente militia, she can help. Practically guarenteed.

Almost Bittervet.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#50 - 2012-07-18 21:13:43 UTC
Ty so much Wolf! I hope I can live up to that endorsement Shocked

I am online available to new clients.


I will add that the range of issues that I have addressed thus far never cease to amaze and interest me.

ST

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#51 - 2012-07-19 07:49:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
Good night!

I am hoping to share some of these chat logs with the approval of the client(with their names deleted of course).

I think this would help people get a general sense of what it is I do. I will address this tomorrow....there are more than a few that stand out as really positive experiences for both myself and the pilot I have contacted.


I will be available for about an hour before bed.

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#52 - 2012-07-19 12:30:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
well after some thought I think it might be better if I showed one of my more disastrous sessions in my opinion. For a couple or reasons...well it's important to let people know that my service is not always successful...they are fun...and it is role playing you will be able to see that. The client said anonymity was not an issue when I asked permission to post it. I xxxxed out some words..I don't know whether they were appropriate..NOTE: i did not ask for fees for this failed session. Though I was approached for a free session by Boom Boom and agreed.

Session started: 2012.07.19 00:11:34


[ 2012.07.19 00:11:41 ] Space Therapist > hello Boom Boom
[ 2012.07.19 00:11:56 ] Boom Boom Longtime > hello
[ 2012.07.19 00:12:38 ] Space Therapist > What can i help you with?
[ 2012.07.19 00:13:38 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i lost my xxxxxes to a fence as a young boy so i am now a eunich
[ 2012.07.19 00:13:58 ] Space Therapist > ouch...sorry to hear that
[ 2012.07.19 00:14:31 ] Space Therapist > and have you overcome being without them?
[ 2012.07.19 00:14:37 ] Boom Boom Longtime > hey yeah
[ 2012.07.19 00:15:43 ] Space Therapist > well how is it that you need to speak with me..it happened long ago..does it still bother you?
[ 2012.07.19 00:16:18 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i feel inept
[ 2012.07.19 00:16:23 ] Space Therapist > I see
[ 2012.07.19 00:17:12 ] Space Therapist > well perhaps with this session..I can give you some sort of tool to overcome your inept feelings...
[ 2012.07.19 00:17:46 ] Space Therapist > this is always sensitive..and this is a particularly sensitive issue
[ 2012.07.19 00:18:00 ] Space Therapist > well
[ 2012.07.19 00:18:47 ] Space Therapist > do you feel inept because they are not there...or is it because in a realtionship you feel self conscious..or both?
[ 2012.07.19 00:19:34 ] Boom Boom Longtime > inept
[ 2012.07.19 00:19:44 ] Space Therapist > hmm
[ 2012.07.19 00:20:01 ] Space Therapist > well have you considered falsies?
[ 2012.07.19 00:23:54 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i would consent to your stuff
[ 2012.07.19 00:24:08 ] Space Therapist > ok
[ 2012.07.19 00:24:38 ] Space Therapist > do you think falsies will help you overcome the feeling of ineptness?
[ 2012.07.19 00:27:13 ] Space Therapist > and I know this is a sensitive issue,..but did you just loose your testicles..or is it more involved?
[ 2012.07.19 00:27:41 ] Boom Boom Longtime > Space Therapist
[ 2012.07.19 00:27:47 ] Space Therapist > yes?
[ 2012.07.19 00:28:58 ] Boom Boom Longtime > you assume you would have authority over me in convo ?
[ 2012.07.19 00:29:09 ] Space Therapist > no
[ 2012.07.19 00:29:32 ] Boom Boom Longtime > hey i am drunk
[ 2012.07.19 00:29:42 ] Boom Boom Longtime > engage me snowflake
[ 2012.07.19 00:31:21 ] Boom Boom Longtime > problem you have is you will end up under my therapy not the other way around
[ 2012.07.19 00:33:01 ] Space Therapist > I don't understand your ill feelings towards me Boom Boom...perhaps we can chat another time when you are sober
[ 2012.07.19 00:33:29 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i got no bad intentions
[ 2012.07.19 00:33:38 ] Space Therapist > ok then
[ 2012.07.19 00:34:00 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i am passive to your charms
[ 2012.07.19 00:34:17 ] Space Therapist > but your statement seemed a little bit confrontational
[ 2012.07.19 00:35:57 ] Boom Boom Longtime > Space Therapist this is a private convo - feel free to take control
[ 2012.07.19 00:38:26 ] Space Therapist > Boom Boom I asked some questions...that is what i do to understand more about the issue...you have not given me much to go on other than that you feel inept..because of your testicle accident
[ 2012.07.19 00:39:02 ] Space Therapist > you have said the word inept...that is all
[ 2012.07.19 00:39:14 ] Space Therapist > and stated
[ 2012.07.19 00:39:48 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i was jesting i have 2 xxxxxxxes
[ 2012.07.19 00:39:54 ] Space Therapist > that I would be under your therapy...so..
[ 2012.07.19 00:40:24 ] Space Therapist > so it was a made up story then?...it's ok if it was
[ 2012.07.19 00:41:29 ] Boom Boom Longtime > Space Therapist i did lose a testicle
[ 2012.07.19 00:41:37 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i admit
[ 2012.07.19 00:42:34 ] Space Therapist > okay..then the ineptness...can you explain it in other words than inept?
[ 2012.07.19 00:43:52 ] Space Therapist > like you feel self conscious about it with a girl friend or..does it effect your relationships..or does it just bother you?
[ 2012.07.19 00:43:59 ] Boom Boom Longtime > i cut it off
[ 2012.07.19 00:44:11 ] Space Therapist > hmm
[ 2012.07.19 00:44:18 ] Boom Boom Longtime > so eunuch
[ 2012.07.19 00:44:44 ] Space Therapist > what made you decide to do that?
[ 2012.07.19 00:44:54 ] Boom Boom Longtime > best of both worlds
[ 2012.07.19 00:45:59 ] Space Therapist > so you did it to become closer to being a female..i don't understand what is "the best of both worlds" in your opinion?
[ 2012.07.19 00:46:43 ] Boom Boom Longtime > Space Therapist you tell me snowflake
[ 2012.07.19 00:48:00 ] Space Therapist > oh dear..Boom Boom...you assume now cut a testicle off...for "the best of both worlds"..now
[ 2012.07.19 00:48:09 ] Space Therapist > i assume
[ 2012.07.19 00:49:23 ] Boom Boom Longtime > rawr
[ 2012.07.19 00:49:38 ] Space Therapist > if the reason is for "the best of both worlds"..I do not know what your version of this is...what i beleive is the best of both worlds is irrelevant here
[ 2012.07.19 00:51:34 ] Space Therapist > well Boom Boom..it does appear that yes..perhaps this should be addressed by a professional...and while sober...I apologize.
[ 2012.07.19 00:51:59 ] Space Therapist > this is going no where..so good bye boom boom

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#53 - 2012-07-19 12:37:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
I don't know if it would have fit..but i would like to thank Boom Boom for allowing me to post our session. I do enjoy our talks.

yes i believe the therapy failed but it was still a fun chat.

See my bio for rates and services.

Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#54 - 2012-07-19 12:47:15 UTC
I see you had the pleasure of conversing with a very drunk longtime Big smile

Black Man with Goggles

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#55 - 2012-07-19 12:48:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
indeed i did.


and i would like to add that I apologize for saying she needed professional help...I guess maybe it was the only the thing I had to end it.

See my bio for rates and services.

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#56 - 2012-07-19 13:09:59 UTC
Space Therapist wrote:
indeed i did.


and i would like to add that I apologize for saying she needed professional help...I guess maybe it was the only the thing I had to end it.

Lol.

Most convos with me after I have sunk several bottles of wine are never going to be successful Big smile

Space Therapist does offer an excellent service though so I would recommend.

Also, belated fees sent for helping me address my issues hehe.

Concord Approved Trader

Vicious Cell
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2012-07-19 13:11:14 UTC
Now your gonna make him eat a bullet...shame on you.
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#58 - 2012-07-19 16:08:09 UTC
Good afternoon!

I am available for new clients.

See my bio for rates and services.

Balthazod Duncan
Balti Express
#59 - 2012-07-19 16:41:10 UTC
I have Bsc, Msc, Mphil, Psychhology for only 20mil per 30 mins I will privately school you and inprove your service and help you avoid ethical and proffessional misconduct infractions.
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#60 - 2012-07-19 17:24:43 UTC
thank you for the offer.

See my bio for rates and services.