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Crime & Punishment

 
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Saithe, Thief. Also Mad Lulz.

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Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-07-17 16:14:13 UTC
I have seen many 'heist' threads appear lately. They are all terrible. The writings are the ramblings of a scared little 10 year old sissy girl. The sentences do not flow, there is no backstory, and most importantly, there is a HUGE lack of proof.

There is also a lot of scared hesitance, posting with alts to cover mains.

GROW SOME BALLS PEOPLE.

This is how you write up a summary report.


What have we become? I want to chortle my jollies away, not get depressed. You do the crime, take full credit for that ****. Be proud, then do it again. The best thefts are the ones from people who make it blatantly obvious they are a thief, and still manage to snag billions.
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#2 - 2012-07-17 17:45:51 UTC
Here's to this.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2012-07-17 19:35:23 UTC
Please create corporation A so I player B can go into A creating AB and removing the assets from corp A leaving behind only B

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

jimmyjam
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
#4 - 2012-07-17 22:10:17 UTC
Saithe wrote:
I have seen many 'heist' threads appear lately. They are all terrible. The writings are the ramblings of a scared little 10 year old sissy girl. The sentences do not flow, there is no backstory, and most importantly, there is a HUGE lack of proof.

There is also a lot of scared hesitance, posting with alts to cover mains.

GROW SOME BALLS PEOPLE.

This is how you write up a summary report.


What have we become? I want to chortle my jollies away, not get depressed. You do the crime, take full credit for that ****. Be proud, then do it again. The best thefts are the ones from people who make it blatantly obvious they are a thief, and still manage to snag billions.

You must need attention really really bad, did your mom not hug you enough?
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-07-17 22:14:36 UTC
jimmyjam wrote:
Saithe wrote:
I have seen many 'heist' threads appear lately. They are all terrible. The writings are the ramblings of a scared little 10 year old sissy girl. The sentences do not flow, there is no backstory, and most importantly, there is a HUGE lack of proof.

There is also a lot of scared hesitance, posting with alts to cover mains.

GROW SOME BALLS PEOPLE.

This is how you write up a summary report.


What have we become? I want to chortle my jollies away, not get depressed. You do the crime, take full credit for that ****. Be proud, then do it again. The best thefts are the ones from people who make it blatantly obvious they are a thief, and still manage to snag billions.

You must need attention really really bad, did your mom not hug you enough?



no she died when i was 4
Beachura
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-07-18 08:17:29 UTC
Excuse me, my 'thread' relating to the theft from the corp of which I am currently a director was very professional, thankyou.
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-07-18 10:41:52 UTC
Beachura wrote:
Excuse me, my 'thread' relating to the theft from the corp of which I am currently a director was very professional, thankyou.



I know your name. Either a) i scammed you at some point, b) i killed you more than once at some point, c) you are full of fail. i usually remember fail.
Kaeda Maxwell
Screaming Hayabusa
Neo-Bushido Movement
#8 - 2012-07-18 10:45:43 UTC
Saithe wrote:
I have seen many 'heist' threads appear lately. They are all terrible. The writings are the ramblings of a scared little 10 year old sissy girl. The sentences do not flow, there is no backstory, and most importantly, there is a HUGE lack of proof.

There is also a lot of scared hesitance, posting with alts to cover mains.

GROW SOME BALLS PEOPLE.

This is how you write up a summary report.


What have we become? I want to chortle my jollies away, not get depressed. You do the crime, take full credit for that ****. Be proud, then do it again. The best thefts are the ones from people who make it blatantly obvious they are a thief, and still manage to snag billions.


tl;dr; DANCE MONKEYS DANCE.
Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-07-18 10:50:52 UTC
Kaeda Maxwell wrote:
Saithe wrote:
I have seen many 'heist' threads appear lately. They are all terrible. The writings are the ramblings of a scared little 10 year old sissy girl. The sentences do not flow, there is no backstory, and most importantly, there is a HUGE lack of proof.

There is also a lot of scared hesitance, posting with alts to cover mains.

GROW SOME BALLS PEOPLE.

This is how you write up a summary report.


What have we become? I want to chortle my jollies away, not get depressed. You do the crime, take full credit for that ****. Be proud, then do it again. The best thefts are the ones from people who make it blatantly obvious they are a thief, and still manage to snag billions.


tl;dr; DANCE MONKEYS DANCE.


THANK YOU FOR THE TLDR I CLEARLY FORGOT A TDLR
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#10 - 2012-07-19 04:08:07 UTC
Kaeda Maxwell wrote:
tl;dr; DANCE MONKEYS DANCE.
I did something in 2009, and wrote a story about it.
Now pay attention to MEEEEEEEE.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Hemmo Paskiainen
#11 - 2012-07-19 10:59:39 UTC
hi saithe

If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?

Ferocious FeAr
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
#12 - 2012-07-19 12:25:08 UTC
Saithe wrote:
Beachura wrote:
Excuse me, my 'thread' relating to the theft from the corp of which I am currently a director was very professional, thankyou.



I know your name. Either a) i scammed you at some point, b) i killed you more than once at some point, c) you are full of fail. i usually remember fail.



Clearly this is why you are still able to log in.....Roll