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The most inter... well, even hilarious comment post you've seen?
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Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#1 - 2012-07-05 04:09:40 UTC
What are some of the comment posts (from varying sites, of course) have you seen? You know, the ones that make you laugh, think, or flat out **** yourself from hilarity? Post em!

This one was from an interesting post as to how Biden was in bed with the feds to bust MegaUpload:

"Biden will gleefully fellate anyone with the requisite cash. The cretin is built for accepting lobbying dollar bribes- no different than anyone else in Washington except the VP shuffles on his knees to the front of the line. Give it to him and he's gonna swallow and then do all unholy bidding requested of him. Joe can't get enough and will only leave the room when every nut is busted and every wallet is emptied. That's what a professional political prostitute does best. If Obama/Biden loses in November, it will no doubt break his heart. He'll be inconsolable. The scorned fury will likely manifest itself with Joe babbling incoherently, wandering the Amtrak station of Wilmington, Delaware. Destitute and in drag, selling handjobs in the restroom to crack dealers and winking at young boys."

I personally think, this guy wins the internet for the day.

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Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-07-05 05:27:00 UTC
Not really comments (more "commentary"), but anything on Cracked or The Onion is awesome.

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Kyle Ward
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-07-16 18:55:19 UTC
Some guy over in C&P started a thread asking "What would it take for you to betray your corp?". There were a bunch of posts describing the importance of ehonour and spacefriendship and all that crap. Then someone replies...

"A single tear."

Wish I could find that thread again...

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Rara Yariza
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-07-17 01:06:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Rara Yariza
'Dude, your chin...' This was from way back on the old forums, with the old avatars, but still every time i think of it it cracks me up.


Edit: http://community.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1021382 <----- This is the original thread but with the new avatar models it just doesn't work. That chin was majestic. You can however see what started as an earnest, technical discussion was completely derailed by the innocent comment 'Dude, your chin...'
NeoShocker
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#5 - 2012-07-17 03:41:21 UTC  |  Edited by: NeoShocker
Was browsing through the forums, about MW3 to win or not for the community vote. Then someone post this:

Quote:

If MW3 wins this will be my reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Jiw_dwwMU&feature=plcp#t=8s

Grenade = Community Votes
Jenkins = MW3 flying to the frontpage
Person laughing = me


I checked the link, I cracked up laughing.
leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-07-17 03:56:48 UTC
from an airsoft forum I'm on. the poster used to own an adult toy shop.
Quote:
Tip of the day: When removing a chain of anal beads from your lovers rectum. Do not pull them out as if you were attempting to start a lawn mower.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-07-17 05:21:56 UTC
leviticus ander wrote:
from an airsoft forum I'm on. the poster used to own an adult toy shop.
Quote:
Tip of the day: When removing a chain of anal beads from your lovers rectum. Do not pull them out as if you were attempting to start a lawn mower.


I can't beat this Sad

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Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
#8 - 2012-07-17 12:25:43 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
leviticus ander wrote:
from an airsoft forum I'm on. the poster used to own an adult toy shop.
Quote:
Tip of the day: When removing a chain of anal beads from your lovers rectum. Do not pull them out as if you were attempting to start a lawn mower.


I can't beat this Sad


So I'll just beat you instead.

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Laying claim to Out of Pod Experience since 2007, plain and simple. Keep the trash out of [u]Out Of Pod Experience[/u], If it's EVE Related or deserves a Lock, it does not belong here.
Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe
#9 - 2012-07-17 13:51:27 UTC
This

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#10 - 2012-07-17 15:24:40 UTC
Sometimes its not the intentional comments that leave you in tears, but rather the unintentional ones. I'm usually hurting by page 5 of this site.


Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
leviticus ander wrote:
from an airsoft forum I'm on. the poster used to own an adult toy shop.
Quote:
Tip of the day: When removing a chain of anal beads from your lovers rectum. Do not pull them out as if you were attempting to start a lawn mower.


I can't beat this Sad



Though we can probably beat to it!

Also, probably most likely NSFW

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Googol Tudoris
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#11 - 2012-07-17 20:30:59 UTC
PredalienPlush Chester
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-07-21 07:35:29 UTC  |  Edited by: PredalienPlush Chester
definatley the oatmeal, what happens when adults play video games.
hilarious.



http://theoatmeal.com/comics/online_gaming
NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
#13 - 2012-07-23 01:22:33 UTC  |  Edited by: NightCrawler 85
Granted i guess you have to actually read the OP to get it but i dont think anything will beat this for me;
For some reason it will not allow me to link directly to the posts :(
Post 45
http://community.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=627124&page=2#46

And post 4 is a close second :) http://community.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=523438&page=1#4

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Reiisha
#14 - 2012-07-23 04:42:13 UTC
The puns at rockpapershotgun.com in the comments are usually pretty good <3

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