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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3521 - 2012-07-16 02:56:31 UTC
could you please loosen the rope, I'm losing circulation.......
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#3522 - 2012-07-16 03:05:54 UTC
That's not a rope. Cool

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Yviene
Sovicou Syndicate
#3523 - 2012-07-16 03:58:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Yviene
I think I need an HIV test.
Traejun DiSanctis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3524 - 2012-07-16 04:26:29 UTC
"Just another night... being an international player."
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3525 - 2012-07-16 04:33:59 UTC
Traejun DiSanctis wrote:
"Just another night... being an international player."

Max Payne?
did I just got shagged by Max Payne?????

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terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3526 - 2012-07-16 04:43:15 UTC
why are you wearing pillows inside your...................oh I see.......
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3527 - 2012-07-16 04:49:22 UTC
Seriously, get your liver function checked. You might need a new clone.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3528 - 2012-07-16 04:54:08 UTC
Where exactly do I swipe my credit card?
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3529 - 2012-07-16 04:57:12 UTC
Adalynne Rohks wrote:
Where exactly do I swipe my credit card?


right between the slits

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Linda Shadowborn
Dark Steel Industries
#3530 - 2012-07-16 05:01:14 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
[right between the slits


i need to stop doing things on a dare
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#3531 - 2012-07-16 05:07:48 UTC
Super-toys last all summer long.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#3532 - 2012-07-16 05:10:56 UTC
It's been way too long..
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3533 - 2012-07-16 05:20:23 UTC
Serena Serene wrote:
It's been way too long..

Oh... It's you.
It's been a long time. How have you been?
I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.
Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... you monster.

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Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#3534 - 2012-07-16 06:38:05 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
Serena Serene wrote:
It's been way too long..

Oh... It's you.
It's been a long time. How have you been?
I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.
Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... you monster.


o/\o

That was my first reaction too haha.

The Drake is a Lie
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3535 - 2012-07-16 06:52:40 UTC
That'll be $5,000. And no, I don't take checks.
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3536 - 2012-07-16 07:07:28 UTC
You Gallente girls can't keep up with a true, Sebiestor woman.

What? Stop crying. Those will heal in two to four weeks.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Majestic Twilight
Doomheim
#3537 - 2012-07-16 08:05:04 UTC
Thank you for a truly lovely night of dark passion. I'll be good for couple weeks!!!!! Cool
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3538 - 2012-07-16 12:17:15 UTC
Majestic Twilight wrote:
Thank you for a truly lovely night of dark passion. I'll be good for couple weeks!!!!! Cool


good morning buzz lightyear's sister

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Robert Caldera
Caldera Trading and Investment
#3539 - 2012-07-16 12:39:45 UTC
nice boobs
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3540 - 2012-07-16 13:19:25 UTC
Robert Caldera wrote:
nice boobs


dat strange moment when you are the 21st person to comment on my boobs but is the first to have a face that matches his words

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