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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#581 - 2012-07-12 15:16:33 UTC
That tattoo...is your eye supposed to be blowing bubbles, or what?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Quora Fields
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#582 - 2012-07-12 16:20:30 UTC
..and you must be the monopoly guy?
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#583 - 2012-07-12 16:31:32 UTC
Holy **** that philtrum. I could DRINK out of that crease.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21

Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#584 - 2012-07-12 17:16:43 UTC
you so skinny
id smack that face if you docked next to me
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#585 - 2012-07-12 17:29:10 UTC
Been playing with mom's makeup again?
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#586 - 2012-07-12 18:13:11 UTC
I loved you as the inbred kid with the banjo in Deliverance.

Bring your possibles.

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#587 - 2012-07-12 18:25:41 UTC
Thanks. I loved you as the evil stepmother in any number of fairy tales, movies and TV shows.
Hiyora Akachi
Blood Alcohol Content
T O P S H E L F
#588 - 2012-07-12 18:39:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Hiyora Akachi
You know, you're more likely to lose your virginity if you don't smell like a dirty troll.


Just a thought.
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#589 - 2012-07-12 18:45:25 UTC
Hiyora Akachi wrote:
You know, you're more likely to lose your virginity if you don't smell like a dirty troll.


Just a thought.



Lol this one Lol

[Hiyora]

I hate you, I hate your dog your cat, you car, your house, you grass, your skirt, your hair, your toothless smile, your talking and I even hate your girlfriend !

brb

Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#590 - 2012-07-12 18:55:43 UTC
You are the rabid minion of Celine Dion and you shall pay for your servitude to the Soulless One.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#591 - 2012-07-12 19:04:36 UTC
Did a crowd of angry, sickly midgets crap on your head, or does it normally look like that?

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Quora Fields
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#592 - 2012-07-12 19:07:51 UTC
People in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks..
Guy Marmalade
Doomheim
#593 - 2012-07-12 20:03:38 UTC
Girl, your make-up is all wrong. Did you take tips from Roseanne Barr? Yew.

I am not gay, just fancy.

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#594 - 2012-07-12 20:12:36 UTC
Must...resist...ginger joke...

Someone shrunk your face. Seriously, it's two sizes too small for the head it's on.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Niveau
#595 - 2012-07-12 20:13:39 UTC
...and that kiddo happens, when someone THAT ugly sees himself in the mirror and his balls fell of.

bad luck that the quack he went to with that was so high, he could see stars without undocking and sewed said balls to guys chin...
Niveau
#596 - 2012-07-12 20:14:16 UTC
Niveau wrote:
...and that kiddo happens, when someone THAT ugly sees himself in the mirror and his balls fell of.

bad luck that the quack he went to with that was so high, he could see stars without undocking and sewed said balls to guys chin...



EDIT: bah crap. too slow. was meant for guy marmalade
Guy Marmalade
Doomheim
#597 - 2012-07-12 20:16:22 UTC
You horrible, nasty brutes! I hate you all!

I am not gay, just fancy.

Niveau
#598 - 2012-07-12 20:17:12 UTC
please keep it classy.
Rer Eirikr
The Scope
#599 - 2012-07-12 20:19:52 UTC
Niveau wrote:
please keep it classy.


Unlike your face.
Niveau
#600 - 2012-07-12 20:28:20 UTC
at least my picture shows an actual face