Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Looking for another crappy corp? Well, look no further! We have everything you desire from eve - inactive players, thirteen year olds yelling at each other, and an entire community that doesn't know what they're talking about telling YOU how much you SUCK!

T.O.R. has accomplished a full 10/10 suck factor first with nullsec, then wormhole space, and then nullsec again (we are gluttons for punishment), and have finally - after more than a year and a half of sucking all over eve - brought ourselves into the Caldari Militia. But, let's be honest... We're not accomplishing anything.

Bringing our vast experience of sucking at eve online to bear, we go on frequent pvp roams, making everyone else in calmil look great in comparison, and drown ourselves in the isk we pull in from c5s because none of us ever learned to swim. We even have a non-fw sister corp for those alts you'd like to autopilot around highsec with. Fail!

To achieve maximum levels of corpmate suffering, we have to offer:

• Teamspeak 3 server for spewing the abuse
• Website and forums to write the abuse
• Rarely updated podcast to record the abuse
• Killboard to inspire the abuse
• Access to all of the Militia intel channels, so we know where and when to suck.

What we are looking for:

• SP reqs - none. We will train you in the ways of suck.
• Active on Teamspeak - how can we abuse you if you won't listen to us?
• A strong desire not to suck, but understanding that it happens.
• A community member - we can forgive you being good if you help us abuse those less fortunate.
• Unhealthily Overactive sense of humor - we've found that those lacking this break too quickly to be of much entertainment.

If interested, contact Namyri'el, Crzykiddo, or Xiacon Isagar or join the channel "T.O.R. Public" for more!

But wait, it doesn't end there! While T.O.R. focuses primarily upon sucking at Eve, we also suck at all kinds of games! If you join, we can also suck at:

• Diablo 3!
• Minecraft!
• Dungeons & Dragons!
• Civilization 5!
• All Points Bulletin!
• Sins Of A Solar Empire!
• Dust 514! (yes, we've been playing the beta together)
• League Of Legends!

.... And much much more! Join now, and lose tomorrow!


PS: We have a girl! She doesn't suck as much as the rest of us, but that's alright. We forgive her these trespasses.

Haha! Thanks, that was the goal!

We're a group that has been playing from the sidelines with respect to the social Eve community for some time, now. We just like to have fun in the game without all the political drama that floods much of the game (although... I have to admit quite enjoying watching it from a distance). After attending my first fanfest, however, I've been wanting to bring us out of the shadows a little bit more.

Somehow I believe you.

Continuing my search somewhere else.....

you need to add the secret world to the other category.

By the way, have I mentioned.... still looking to fill some empty slots?

Hi,

We're you located? EU, US?

Br

I must admit ive often wondered why people haven't tried to make a recruitment post like this, ive seen a few but they were poorly written and did suck, this one was well written and structured, well done would read again, Corp looks sucky and i LIKE IT <3

Friendly bump

EU bump!