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Space Therapy service.

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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#1 - 2012-07-09 02:09:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
Having a bad day in outerspace?


30m isk per 30 minutes of quality space therapy. Services begin upon payment. Counseling services are rendered in the form of private conversations.

You can gift pilots "space therapy" ...Please Note: I primarily will address friends not hostile pilots for this service(with exceptions outlined below).

IF>>you would like to gift a hostile pilot and believe they would be receptive to "space therapy" ...I ask that you evemail them first to notify them of your intentions and ask if they would be receptive to a session. I request that you forward me the eve mail for my knowledge so that I will not be wasting my time and your isk.

For gifting pilots "space therapy" that are offline. What I do is add them to contacts as nuetral(how I keep track of people i need to contact) and contact then contact them asap.

Clients requesting chat logs...If they are your friend..I urge you ask them for it. I will not release a chat log without permission of the client or person contacted.

An Important part of being able to conduct my business is by recieving an eve mail with pilots name and some background information to direct our conversation. PLEASE remember to eve mail me the name and nature of the session so I can reference it prior to contact.

If I am completely unable to contact a pilot I will correspond back to you to let you know. If it is possible to then send them knowledge of my intentions via evemail that will be my suggestion in order to complete the service.



evemail me for more details.
serious inquiries only please.

Disclaimer: I am not a real life therapist. If you are having issues that are of a rl nature....I urge you contact a rl professional.

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#2 - 2012-07-09 02:28:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
we also offer gift giving for pilots you know are having a hard time. You can NOW gift "space therapy" services...

evemail me for more details.
serious inquiries only please.

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#3 - 2012-07-09 03:30:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
business is starting off well.

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#4 - 2012-07-09 05:47:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
add me to contacts.....cheer up your friends who's losses need attention.

Blink

See my bio for rates and services.

Adoro
Below the Asteroids Ltd.
#5 - 2012-07-09 07:24:36 UTC
The question on everyone's mind is, are you a real-life woman?
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#6 - 2012-07-09 08:41:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
This is a legitimate venture for the game and is interesting fun.....
my gender should not matter.

I thought about what I wanted to do in the game and it seems like it could work.

See my bio for rates and services.

shar'ra matcevsovski
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-07-09 08:51:49 UTC
Adoro wrote:
The question on everyone's mind is, are you a real-life woman?

Lol

shar'ra phone home

NoNah
Hyper-Nova
#8 - 2012-07-09 09:00:01 UTC
What voicecom would this be done over, as eve voice works poorly and ventrilo is a nogo?
Raging YarrX
Coven Of Witches
C0VEN
#9 - 2012-07-09 09:20:02 UTC
there are many psychology majors in jita local. perhaps you could work with them and form a space therapy union?
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#10 - 2012-07-09 09:30:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
I did not consider voice comms. Earlier I had to talk to 3 clients at the same time through private conversations...it was hard to manage...and they went over on the time for their issues. I only made a few million isk even with 3 clients.

I formed a corporation. I will have to see how it goes.

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#11 - 2012-07-09 19:08:32 UTC
Happy Monday!

Big smile

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#12 - 2012-07-09 22:17:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
so far (6) clients served (1) exotic dancer delivery made...and one offer to replace an existing rl therapist for 100m isk an hr on voice comms.

I will devote some time to thinking about using voice comms for exclusive services. I have to consult with someone in rl before undertaking any such offers as well as look over the EULA before I move forward with it.

For the most part I have had courteous clients and I would like to thank them for their business.

Big smile

exotic dancer delivery is not a part of my service at this time.

See my bio for rates and services.

Shad0wsFury
Sorry We're In Your Space Eh
Seventh Sanctum.
#13 - 2012-07-09 22:42:27 UTC
I happen to know about 1000 turbonerds who will probably pay MORE than 100m per hour to talk to a real life woman on eve voice or other voice comms.

I forsee you becoming the richest woman in EVE.

As things are going pretty well for me at the moment, I will make a note of your offerings in the event I require your services in the future.
Lock out
Shadows Of The Federation
#14 - 2012-07-10 04:55:34 UTC
Try south, plenty of clients there.
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#15 - 2012-07-10 13:45:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
Good Morning!!

Monday was a busy and productive day. It gave me some insight into the types of therapy I might encounter in the future. I will list some examples of sessions that occurred yesterday.

(1) Ceo intervention- A ceo had lost some valuable ships and it was effecting corp morale. A concerned corp member contacted me to gift some therapy to this distressed ceo so that it would create a better environment for the corporation.

(2) Corp member accident- a corp member accidentally shot one of his corp mates 630m isk (he stated) ship.
A corp member contacted me in order to intervene due to the fact the two had not reconciled. And there was some obvious tension over the incident.

(3) one on one- one occasion it was a matter of helping a pilot with some relationship issues. These one on one conversations can be deeply personal and sometimes a mixture of of real issues mixed with some pure role playing. Always interesting and sometimes difficult to resolve.

(4) Recently downed pilot gifts- coming from the person who took them down. I have some reservations with this service but thus far I am using my judgement on whether or not the gifting pilot is deeply sinister or not in his gift. My assessment is that so far they genuinely are expressing something to help their victims get over their loss. If a pilot does not accept a therapy gift they can decline and block me and i will notify the client who was providing the therapy.

(continued)

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#16 - 2012-07-10 13:59:58 UTC
These are just (4) example of the services i provided yesterday. I am excited about this venture in eve.....I have a unique sensibility and talent for this (as I have been told in rl)....I am glad to make use of it in a community ..even if it is "just a game." There have been a lot of positive feedback and interest in such a short time.

Thank you...to all of those clients that were polite and showed appreciation for the sessions we had. i enjoyed them all.


For anyone that would like to email me with specific questions ....you can mail me in-game.

respectfully,

Big smile

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#17 - 2012-07-10 19:39:51 UTC
Good afternoon!

Many clients for the most part have been referring me to other pilots and pleased with our work.

A solution developed for gifting pilots who are currently offline..... At your request you may remain anonymous for the gift of therapy or include your name so that when I contact them I let them know on who's behalf i am rendering services. In the case of an offline pilot... I add them to contacts...note the time of the session that was gifted as well as the client sending the gift (if they choose to remain anonymous ..it is noted) and contact them when I am able to.

It does help if you supply with an email with the details needed to perform gifting therapy time. With the name of the pilot.....how much time you would like to gift them....and any pertinent information that i may need in order to begin our session.....When I have little to go on...it takes a little bit longer ...but I am finding excellent progress with my work. In addition to name and details of your gift of therapy...it would help if you could let me know whether or not i could email them first in order to let them know that i will be contacting them for service. As stated ...a pilot does have the option to block the session....but this only happened once....after that time I asked the client if I could forward an email..so that they knew of my intentions...and found it successful. So that can help me if you are confident about the appropriateness of the gift. I did mention in an earlier post my reservations regarding hostile contacts. Please read that...the status of this service remains so.


Good Day!

See my bio for rates and services.

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#18 - 2012-07-11 02:00:13 UTC
Good evening!!

My office is OPEN for new clients.


If I am offline during a therapy gift request email me with the information I need ....I will be using the above posted process to complete my task and will contact you when I have contacted the pilot in need.

Big smile

See my bio for rates and services.

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#19 - 2012-07-11 02:39:41 UTC
I was lost and my mind adrift. Space Therapist set me back on the right path. Endorse 0/

Concord Approved Trader

Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#20 - 2012-07-11 02:59:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
Oh...with permission of one of my clients. I can post an example which was my session with him.


I am preparing it now.....he wishes to remain anonymous therefore I am removing his name where it appears in the chat log.

See my bio for rates and services.

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